What are some pathetic things you do, /r9k/?

What are some pathetic things you do, /r9k/?
I'm a friendless loser so my sister will sometimes take me out to to eat or go shopping out of sympathy. She pays for my meals when we go out to restaurants because I don't have a job.
I like going places with her because it makes me feel like I'm going on dates in a way. I feel a sense of satisfaction thinking about how strangers may see us as a couple, and perceive me as less of a loser since I'm with a fairly attractive female.

oh fuck, wrong board
delete thread DELETE ALREADY

Good old /r9k/. Why don't you shoot yourself?

kill yourself

hi rbot

I would if I wasn't such a pussy
fucking god dammit delete already thread

No.

there's nothing wrong with going out with your sis

I'm the same except I pay because I have a job.

>Error: You cannot delete this post.
How long does it take until a thread can be deleted?

I don't think you can if it amasses a certain amounyt of replies.

I don't think you can if it amasses a certain amounyt of replies.

Do you love your sister?

>it's a "OP pretends he accidentally posted on the wrong board" thread

C'est la vie, Ameribro

Do sport and lose some weight. Then work on social skills. Semi-normie life is here, at hand's reach.

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just say 1. Your country before and it becomes appropriate

Is your sister single?

Christ, just END MY EXISTENCE
Yes, but it's strictly platonic love.
I shit you not, I did not mean to post this on Sup Forums.

Can a mod please delete this thread?

>/r9k/?
Redditors out

>you will always be a robot

>fairly attractive female
post pics

It's your own fucking fault. Go cry somewhere else. Better yet, if you're going to do nothing but complain then get it over with now.