Woman was reportedly burned by Beats headphones, Apple blames 'third-party' AAA batteries

>Apple quality

theverge.com/2017/5/19/15666082/apple-headphones-fire-flight-explosion-beats-battery

WHAT ARE YOU TOO POOR TO AFFORD PLASTIC SURGERY TO HIDE THE BURNS???

>during a flight from Beijing, China to Melbourne, Australia
Shitposting fun aside. It likely was some knockoff chink batteries.

>burned
I see no burns. I see ink or charcoal smeared on someone's face.

makeup of a true worker

Lol she got blacked

Her hair is obviously singed, though.

Son of a bitch

>AAA
>Ni-mh or Alkaline
>exploding like that
>those results

bullshit.exe

iToddlers will defend this.

I thought that was a bearded woman from the thumbnail.

YOU'RE AN XTODDLER

beatch stop crying this is how life works, ti is not some fancy dream, get yourself sorted and keep living you crybaby

ur a fuckin xtoddler

Only time ive ever heard of AAA batteries exploding / catching fire under normal circumstances. No proper undervoltage / overcurrent circuitry? I know they want money but that shit is just retarded. My 10$ ebay wireless headphones have that shit in there.

fuK XTODLLER

>not buying premium Apple brand AAA batteries only.

pleb deserved it.

found the xtoddler

what blew up in the headphones then scientist of Sup Forums. Let's see the proper hypothesis, what on the pcb ignited while she slept, what could be the cause. Why haven't other 2014 beats burned in the last 3 years?
What variables were introduced in this scenario that weren't present in others?

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could be a number of things, the electronic that controls the battery could have drawn too much too fast causing the battery to conflagrate

>conflagrate
>making up words on a chinese sweat shop forum to look smart

Go home.

Not him but:

>Conflagrate
>2% of base chi 40 yd range
>Instant cast 12 sec recharge
>1 Charges
>Requires Warlock (Destruction)
>Requires level 10
>Triggers an explosion on the target, dealing (226.551% of Spell power) Fire damage.

Wow, took them long enough to actually disclose what brand of headphones were they. Goes to show the sort of influence Apple has.

She could at least try, for fucks sake.

There it is again! Bravo user, another flawless thread!

I know right?
Fuck Apple.

The only real ways AAA batteries would explode is if they got their terminals shorted together or if the internal materials came out, but that's more likely to occur due to overcharging.

Wait, Beats use AAA batteries?
If so, why there isn't picture of the burned beats and burned batteries just to confirm that?
Its not like they wouldn't take photos of that
>Flying from china
Even as I hate apple, I see those batteries as being knockoff shit without quality

>knockoff batteries
>AAA is some magical proprietary standard only a few companies can make

This is what iCucks actually believe.

>headphones with AAA batteries
Am i missing something?

Sick side burns senpai.

/hpg/ said they were shit for years...

beats have a built in amplifier

Knockoff batteries are a thing, especially when we are talking about China.

She might have bought some batteries there and chucked them in. They didn't have proper separation between positive and negative terminals and shorted out during the flight.

have you ever seen chink batteries? I wish it was as easy and fun as blaming Apple / Beats because they're shit but you're asking for trouble buying batteries in China.

TOP KEK AL OH AL

Must be this desu.
Warlocks are a pain in the ass, everyone knows this

>What variables were introduced in this scenario that weren't present in others?
chink batteries purchased in the land of everything counterfeit. I didn't even realize they made wireless Beats that don't come with built in Li-ion batteries.

Honestly, if it was chinese 3rd party batteries, they probably were at fault.

Friendly reminder

do you really believe RAMISH ZAFAR?

No AAA batteries explode, Alkaline and Ni-Mh rechargeables don't provide enough current to start a fire, they will slightly vent and leak at most.

Apple is shifting the blame 100% certain.

>xtoddler
Is there a filter in place?

>Applefags
Mfw

No, it was the battery, put one in the microwave at let's hope you tape it

it's graphene

definitely chinks are to blame for this

non-human riceniggers

You underestimate China's ability to fuck everything up.

Underrated

I'm more surprised the headphones use AAA batteries. Aren't Beats supposed to be advertised as some kind of high end brand? They can't even get their own proprietary batteries like all the other "cool" brands do?

Steve would never had let this happen on his watch.

I mean, the press reporting the incident part.