FBI agents came to my house today and kept calling Sup Forums, "fortran"
Is this common? serious replies only
FBI agents came to my house today and kept calling Sup Forums, "fortran"
Josiah Hernandez
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Henry Thompson
bump
Easton Walker
Having government agents at your house is not normal unless they live in it. What you do?
Xavier Brown
I'm a NEET wit
Caleb Long
No, authorities do know how to pronounce things, they'd learnt it in primary school. UNLIKE YOU!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGH
Blake Martinez
I dunno about the FBI but one time the BATFE came to inspect my flamethrower after I showed it to /k/. Appearently if the mouth is too big it's technically a destructive device, but it was within the legal limit so they just shot my dog and left.
Jace Perry
Why did they shoot left?
Carter Roberts
>FBI agents came to my house
>serious replies only
You gotta be kidding, attentionwhore.
Jackson Ramirez
My half-Korean half-Israeli aerobics instructor girlfriend is skeptical about the veracity of your story, OP. Why would that be?
Landon Hill
>FBI agents came to my house today
tell us moar user. what did you do? don't tell me you actually replied to their questions... fucking idiot.
Jaxon Evans
>girlfriend
more unrealistic than OP's story.
Eli Flores
Timestamp pic of "GF"
Daniel Torres
fucking kek
Xavier Evans
Are the pair of you really that dense?
Liam Edwards
Gotta keep the country safe from assault chocolate eggs
Dylan Parker
Ayy lmao what the fuck?
Justin Nelson
I don't really understand what you're asking. I'm almost certain that there's only one me.
Ian Harris
People might choke on the toys. We take safety very seriously here in burgerland.
Noah Foster
What fatass did that and how in the fuck did he acomplish it?
David Watson
SEC. 402. o21 U.S.C. 342¿ A food shall be deemed to be adulterated—
(d) If it is confectionery, and—
(1) has partially or completely imbedded therein any non-nutritive object, except that this subparagraph shall not apply in the case of any non-nutritive object if, in the judgment of the Secretary as provided by regulations, such object is of practical functional value to the confectionery product and would not render the product injurious or hazardous to health
It was never "banned", but because that regulation applies it just got put on the "fuck you" list. Nobody fucking cares because its a shitty bit of chocolate with a lame toy inside. There are domestic knockoffs you can buy.
Ayden Reyes
Oh shit is left ok?
Leo Collins
microscopic kek
Evan Adams
Well when you're used to shoveling everything in your mouth without a second thought, choking on a kinder egg becomes effortless.
Jose Nelson
Only if your kid is a trained prostitute, because that egg isn't small.
Samuel Bell
>as partially or completely imbedded therein any non-nutritive object
Yet nobody complains about the filling of McNuggets
Anthony Cook
>FBI agents came to my house today
Stop downloading pizza
Isaac Adams
Mby they are talking about FORTRAN?
en.m.wikipedia.org
Benjamin Allen
>live in Negerland
>agents kept asking me about a hacker called 4kanker
Lucas Clark
what is it with dutch people and the word kanker?
Ethan Turner
Run them over with your car
Austin James
>score one for the good guys
Josiah Perez
wow I'm Canadian and even I know that's a stupid picture
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Ryder Kelly
whoops! I thought this was a Sup Forums thread!
Zachary Morales
...
Camden Clark
> *good boy
Caleb Baker
kek
Jace Hall
>and kept calling Sup Forums, "fortran"
"algol" or "simula" would be more precise