/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/JttUHDZ

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/1pc-40cm-New-Sad-Frog-Plush-Pillow-Cute-Animal-Stuffed-Cushion-Children-s-toy-Gift-Pillow/32785647980.html
turbosquid.com/3d-models/fidget-spinner-spins-3d-1160215
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/05/leeco-collapse-continues-as-ceo-cedes-control-85-of-us-workforce-to-be-cut/
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620057.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602058.html
gearbest.com/braces-supports/pp_363905.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>no news
What the fuck?

Wheres the previous thread summary? Anyway rate my chink gshock knockoff.

Got myself a girlfriend today

which meme headphones

I'm not regluarOP.

NEWS:

The screen protectors for user's Miband came with no glue
user buy's flip phone in 2017
Degenerate show's off his anal plugs
user get's a $4 mouse user get's keycaps A dinosaur toy bought by an user, as well as retractable cables and photobox
user shows off his smart watch
user buy's a USB voltage tester
previous thread:

I have the boarsman 98s. not much base but super nice sounding iems

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2/3rds of this garbage is banggood/ali shit

read the previous thread faggot

I'm ashamed to say I did not get it at first.

HOLY
FUCK

aliexpress.com/item/1pc-40cm-New-Sad-Frog-Plush-Pillow-Cute-Animal-Stuffed-Cushion-Children-s-toy-Gift-Pillow/32785647980.html

where's the safest place to get legit ones though

How well does that hex fly with just the one motor?

Where does /csg/ go for their APKs?

I'm in the process of moving shit off the hex frame to the quad frame.

That's one of the motors left over from the swap, still haven't decided what to do with it, maybe get a shit plane or something and stick it on there.

The Google Play Store, because I don't want chinamen hackers in my phone

Their official store on ali

Check the mobilism forum.

0w0 what's this?

is it a bulge OwO

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Cancer in a box

Get the herbstick eco, its better to the deluxe, the deluxe had problems, that probably why it was discontinued. I have the eco if you have any questions.

could be literally anything fuck
but probably some shit fucking headphone map or something

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What is the herbstick for? How's the build quality? How do you like it?

Pics too

my benjie t6 is here bois

Yalp store

COULD BE ANY THING MY LITTLE MAN

>LITTLE MAN
rude, I'll have you know my dick is above average in size

Swing DIY IE-800

also comes with a free pocket

well i was half right with headphone amp, you owe me a bj nigger

I would but you have no dick for me to succ

honest question though, what's the point of a dedicated music player if you carry around a smartphone all the time anyway?

I am so sorry, you are smart and beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Your MP3 player is cool as well.

its for smoking "herbs", the build quality is great its metal all the way, except the button and the moth piece.
I like it its nice if you are too lazy to roll, of dont want to stink the place to much whit somke.
Its easy to clean, the only exemption being the moth piece, having small holes that clog up form time to time whit gunk and have to be cleaned whit hot water alcohol or poked whit a needle.

DUDE

W
E
E
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LMAO

dude

test

How do you download paid apps through it?

Got this thing for $9.
>works fine, no trouble so far
>everything as advertised
One problem tho. It's too big and it's pretty uncomfortable to use.
I found out that simply stretching and swirling my fingers is objectively better.
Don't fall for the autism cube meme.

pretty nice, can play flacs and dsd
but i can't connect aux to it so it doesn't count user.
my desire of audio autism

>whit
>whit
>whit
>whit
oh the dudes H key is broken
>moth
>moth
>moth
>moth
oh the dudes U key is broken
>build
>quality
>vape
wait a fucking minute am i getting pranked

made just4u

now this is autism

weed made me retarded i guess.

Thanks senpai.
I'll probably cut off all that silicon shit, it's annoying af

chink mint outdoors.

IF you want to make some money buy my design of a 3d fidget spinner and get Alibaba manufacturer to make it and cash out :D

turbosquid.com/3d-models/fidget-spinner-spins-3d-1160215

Any other herb chink products you recommend?

One of the good things about commiefornia is the legal dubdub

ooops forgot image

aren't fidget spinners, existing in normal space, by definition already 3D?

N-NANI??

I don't

Hah! May I save this picture good sir?

haha classic

Can I bargain in aliexpress?

If I offer to buy multiple things from a store is the seller likely to give a discount?

grinders, there are tons of sizes and designs. Bongs and glass pipes from dhgate. Some on aly but almost no section. Pipe screens.

you can

She looks icy.
>If you really love me you'll work 75 hour shifts on the production line

butwhy, its all so fucking cheap, these poor chinks probably only get half a cent profit after shipping and paying their child staff

>burning herb when you can vaporize it for $20
why

variety, and small vapes are no good for more than 2 people.

>Buying chink weeds
Why would you do this?

But can it run rockbox?

Not yet

I wouldn't cheat on my Xduoo X3 anyway.

what do i waste this credit on

like said
but hey, at least it runs linux and has open root shell on ttl debug pin (see rockbox wiki)

What's the cheapest place to buy an 8bitdo NES30 pro?

Alternatively, what's a good and relatively cheap chink controller?

Ali

buy yourself some jewelery

I already ordered 300 chink seeds ($1.5) when I realised that I could order one decent feminized seed from inside the EU for as low as €3.5, and clone it.
So now I have to try if these have any potency at all. I'm pretty sure now that they don't, but it's good gaining experience on growing.

Do you visit either Homegrowmen or the plant general on and ? You likely won't get anything but weeds, but even some weeds are edible, I guess. Probably not chinkshit ones, though.

>LeTV LeEco 2

Haha no

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/05/leeco-collapse-continues-as-ceo-cedes-control-85-of-us-workforce-to-be-cut/

I saw that you guys are talking about vaporizers. DHgate asks 300 dollars for shipping. Where do I get some relatively good stuff cheap?

Indeed, Huawei is our God.
Huawei Nova when?

How the fuck do you open the MicroSD/SIM slot on the Redmi Note 4 Global? The shitty tool they gave me doesn't do shit

So, uh, where does one obtain these seeds from EU? Asking for a friend

If you live in burgerland or somewhere in the greater part of Europe, then AliExpress tends to have decent shipping prices.

Do you have a mechanical pencil with a fine tip? Cut the lead part off and jam the tip in.

Do you have a paperclip? Unwind it and jam the tip in?

Manhandle your cock and jam your tiny tip into the hole.

Okay, ali sells them, which ones that are available on ali should I get?

What's the difference between the regular Monks and the one with the braided cable? Why does that difference cost 15 dollars?

Fuck if I know mate. Some user earlier said he liked his herbmate eco. For $20, just take the risk and buy it.

I'm sure it'll be decent, just don't expect too much.

The theory behind braided cables in general is that they help reduce interference. If you want to know why just Google it.

In my experience, it doesn't actually do a whole lot. Especially when you're using cheapo "good enough for me" headphones. Get the braids if you like the aesthetics.

Shipping:
US $142.07 to Serbia via DHL
fuck me, right?

zativo.co.uk
this is the cheapest I found so far (Afghan feminized)
(someone linked it in some previous csg bread)

f-droid, apkmirror and mobilism
This would be a better question for /spg/

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I'm getting into hobbyt electronics. Is it safe to order chink components from aliexpress? Do I save a bit of money doing so?

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620057.html
Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X $145.99
Coupon: RNote4

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602058.html
Xiaomi Mi5s $261.99
Coupon: RMi5sG

gearbest.com/braces-supports/pp_363905.html
"Muscle Training Gear" (?) Ab Brace $31
Coupon: SD4CR

Yes
Yes

I am not him but I need special cables + my audio player since it has a higher quality build for the 3.5 jack, and won't bend the fuck out as my phone has and as such has stopped producing noise through the flimsy port.

It's just durability / quality purposes

>check shipping on my first package
>pinged in jfk International this morning
GET HYPE

ask the seller for normal shipping

Please don't insult her

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