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Lindybeige edition

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newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2015/09/why-government-wrong-refuse-amnesty-illegal-immigrants
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maisie

Who?

Lindybeige is a confirmed autist who bases his '''''''''knowledge''''''''''' of mediaeval warfare on his LARPing experiences

Canada yes

FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CUNTS

JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG

youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0

OH DEAR OH DEAR

No

What do you expect him to base it on, his experience of real medieval war?

And people say Canada isn't British.

>Germany’s Federal Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble has declared that if Germany closes its borders Germans will degenerate through inbreeding.

>Federal Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble has made it clear that he does not support a securing or closing of the borders of Germany for various reasons, including what he believes may be the downfall of the German people: inbreeding.

>According to Mr. Schäuble mass migration is a great opportunity for Germans to become more diverse as a people, especially the mass migration of Muslims: “For us, Muslims in Germany are an enrichment of our openness and our diversity,” Tagesspiegel reports.

>The comments come as the German government is looking for a new approach to the migrant crisis. Mr. Schäuble said Wednesday that there needs to be a shift in European policy toward Africa and the Arab world.

there is NOTHING inherently racist about wanting to preserve your country's heritage out of respect for the hundreds of generations that came before you and the trials and tribulations they all endured for us to exist in peace and harmony today

>Scrolling through Youtube
>See video title
>AnnaSophia Robb on dating Kendrick Lamar
>Fucking digusted, can't believe she's a dirty coalburner
>Turns out the interviewer asks her if she would date him, she says yes, he says he has Kendrick's number and he'll let him know and she immediately goes "actually, I'm busy"
Close one lads. Nearly lost a 3D waifu there. Mental that women in America have to pretend they fancy niggers just so they don't lose their jobs and shit.

nice doggy

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the gf

youtube.com/watch?v=3hfxyJn99lE

Explain this yanks

RIP Harambe, may you never be forgotten.

>People still don't believe that the jews are trying to breed Europeans out

This is why Germany should have been abolished after ww2

Create a new country or split the land up, Germans are too self hating because of the whole nazi thing

pretty stupid thing to say

He should just admit he has no idea what he's talking about. He used to claim he taught at a university until it turned out what he taught was a dance class.

>NINE out of 10 Dutch people hope the Netherlands will hold its own EU referendum amid mass discontent at Brussels bureaucrats.

>A whopping 88 per cent of people polled by a top Dutch newspaper said they would be in favour of an in/out vote along British lines.

>They have been inspired by possibility of Britain quitting the bloc on June 23 – and hope 'Nexit' will follow Brexit.

>The survey, carried out by De Telegraaf, will spark fears among Brussels chiefs that the bloc is on the verge of falling apart.

>Harry van Bommel, MP for Holland's Socialist Party, told Express.co.uk: "If Britain leaves, that will give other countries courage.

WRONG, it's fine if you aren't white but racist if you are white

>tfw the dutch will leave but we won't

garlic bread?

>that post on Sup Forums getting 'dora'd to oblivion

Howling t b h

>>People still don't believe that the jews are trying to breed Europeans out

>My cat will always be number 1

Where is the way to ahmarilla?

Was this like in the uk where newspapers hire a polling company or just some shitty poll on their website anyone can answer?

not a papist but their music is quite good

youtube.com/watch?v=FwDIHi0QaYU

It wasn't their fault, really. The Allies brainwashed them to go insane. Up until WWII the problem of the Eternal Hun was that it loved itself too much.

At work and I've eaten precisely nothing today. Holding off my hunger with cups of tea.

Will keep you updated with more info.

*covers myself in spray tan*

what now, libtards?

People like this make me feel so disgusted.

Fat fuck. Embarrassing as an American.

How does fucking snapchat work?

Yanks revere people who can eat better than them. They are a society of gluttons.

I'm sure someone will post the hot dog contest with the introducer doing a big speech about humanity facing off with god.

>The Dutch leave
>All the other Eurosceptic countries leave after
>We can't leave because he referendum 'solved the question for a generation' even if it has 20% turnout and is 51% remain 49% leave

Need to marry that lad

superglued me hand to me knob
what am I like

look at this fucking dog

A character in a shitty college frat movie like Grandma's Boy or Van Wilder.

Convince the Germans to give all land to israel to repent for their sins and there will never be another Muslim refugee in Germany ever again :^)

didn't wash my hand

Please delete this transphobic post. Thank you.

This image gave me serious food for thought

Great dog.

>Let israel join the eu
>America will now fund the external EU border and send thousands of soldiers to defend it

didn't get a single survey done in my 4 hour shift lads
what am I like

Not quite, some Israeli bureaucrat is bold-facedly asking for more money every year as well.

Yeah but it still has free movement of people and is even in schengen

If we left and kept free movement of people that would be a betrayal

SPANDAU

Does leaving the EU mean we'll get rid of the muzzies?

We just had a referndum about the EU and just 30% of the people that could vote voted

They passed the margin by 0.19%, referenda are not popular here.

>yanks

How's summer going in Britbongistan?

Its a small step towards it.

BALLET

cloudy

it's true. brits are way cooler than we are

It's frustrating that all that would need to happen to solve LITERALLY EVERY GLOBAL PROBLEM is for muzzies to fuck off

with a chance of meatballs

Also have immense natural resources

can someone decipher this headline for me

>American ''''''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''

YOU'RE GOLD

Bought some stuff to put on my nails to stop me biting them. Tastes foul but it does work.

Wish I could stop this fucking shit once and for all.

Reminder

The House of Commons shouldn't allow any party other than the Tories entry.

They won so therefore they and they alone should be able to decide and pass all laws that they see fit without any opposition.

The current system results in every single government failing in their 5 year promises.

If we ban opposition parties - we wouldn't have a budget deficit and we would get a lot more done for our country.

>kanderpants
Haha wtf American white girls have such weird names for eachother

>Adopts 0% of EU rules

This is blatantly false, they accpeted a lot of EU legislation to get into the free-trade zone.

Finding Dory was the sequel to finding Nemo

I infer from context that it had female fish characters who people took to be gay, and Disney is hedging it's bets by not saying it outright

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html

and from this link

theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-05-26a.692.0&s=energy

>“I believe our generation has a historic chance … to build a bridge between the Islamic and the Christian worlds,”

>“What are we saying if we perpetually keep Turkey out of the European Union just because it’s Muslim?”

>the politician said when he called for EU expansion in 2006. He’s now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU.

newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2015/09/why-government-wrong-refuse-amnesty-illegal-immigrants

>the upshot is simple. There are “two categories of people in our great city, one group who live normally and another who live in the shadows unable to contribute fully to the rest of society", as Boris Johnson observed in 2009. Two years ago, he said it was “completely crazy” not to introduce an amnesty on illegal immigrants

the picture is from a story written by the chief political editor of the financial times

ft.com/cms/s/0/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15.html

Also in the farage eu debate the other day we went on about wanting immigration to mostly be from India and parts of Africa as they are commonwealth so are obviously so culturally similar to us

And in the gove debate on sky news he was shilling for multiculturalism, diversity and Muslim immigration

I want my (You), fucker

I'm working again tonight. You guys were boring last night, so please be more entertaining tonight...

dont reply to it

WHEN /BRIT/ IS ASHES...

Don't speak to him he just wants attention

>The UN are trying to force Ireland to change their abortion laws
Not happy about this at all.

Getting bored of Sup Forums...

he's doing this so you reply to him, he isn't real, it's all a persona

came across this lel

2700 calories is such an effort

might just eat tubs of nutella

If I remember correctly, it was actually two human women that live together that people took to be faggots. Which funnily enough is by biggest gripe with faggots pushing the faggot agenda. People can't just be friends anymore, it seems. They're always actually secretly faggy for each other.

I'll do my best. I'll be here until the early hours as I've just woken up...

>the isle of man isn't a part of the UK

what the fuck is it a part of then?

If they have a majority in parliament they can do what they like, the opposition is there simply to hold them to task and raise the concerns of their constituents. The fact that a majority government gets nothing done has more to do with the people running the government than the westminster system itself.

why wouldn't they have the pic of him drinking as the main photo?

>implying anyone really wants commonwealth folk

Nige knows the game he's playing -- convince them to vote so their family can come in. When the time comes, not only does there family not come, they get sent back!

I'm going to be drowning in (you)s during my trial

*does a little dance for you*
Yes massah I'll be a good lil slave

KINGDOM OF MAN

Who are you talking about?

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the crown

>it's real

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3631727/Top-Gear-host-Chris-Evans-hits-skids-spotted-drinking-street-just-days-loses-audience-episode-two.html

Here's the picture

Some youtuber guy who makes informative videos

Don't acknowledge him.