How can 1 county get their shit fucked up so bad

How can 1 county get their shit fucked up so bad.
JUST: The Country.

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>British Empire (and other European colonial empires)
>Arise throughout the centuries, slowly growing to encompass a large extent of the world, collapse after a century or so due to overstretching and exhaustion in two world wars

>German "Empire"
>Unite a small stretch of European land
>DAS VATERLAND MÜSS GROSSER SEIN
>Lose a world war
>Lose clay
>Decide to try the same thing once more, this time with more genocide
>Lose even more clay
>The people's spirit is broken, they refuse to reproduce
>Try it a third time, this time with immigrants
>What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Germany is literally the worst thing to have ever happened to Europe.
>B-But what about the collapse of Rome?
I wonder who's behind that.

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Germany had a chance to civilize Pooland

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Pretty much this. Although we decided to give loads of colonies back, and even went out of our way to convince certain ones to take their independence. We felt it was the right thing to do at the time, and with growing pressure from the rest of the world calling us fascist dictators, it was politically the only right move for us at the time. Despite most of the former colonies crumbling to shit once they got indepndence.

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>highschool textbook memes
USA/USSR bullied you out of Suez which was the most important bit of your empire, everything else had a looming threat of insurgency you had no hope of dealing with.

Every insurgency fought in a British colony after about 1950 was a British victory. It was the ones who went down the diplomatic route who had it easier.

Malaya, Northern Ireland, Kenya, Borneo, Aden etc were all British military victories that ended on British terms.

We'd probably already be living on colonies on the moon if it wasn't for WWI. It was for all intents and purposes the end of the european world at the time.

On the other hand funland got to be independent so I guess it balances out.

Bullshit, the US were bound to overtake Europe.

Also, "we would be x if y" is fucking retarded and just an indicator of historical illiteracy.

Slavs lived in those lands

lmao no
Wars create technology, we wouldn't even have rockets to make a moon base to begin with if WWII didn't happen.

I wouldn't expect any less blatant ignorance from a third world former soviet nation whose primary export is prostitutes. Schools there must be just super.

Best day of my past life.

>collapse of Rome is the fault of the same Germanic tribes that the Romans had subdued
>what is unsustainable expansion

Fuck are you retarded

Also, let's compare contributions to Europe shall we? Germany produced great minds in philosophy, literature, music, arts, science and many inventors. The dutch on the other hand...wew dude weed and premature balding I guess?

I recognize you though. You're the buttblasted Dutchie spewing hate against Germany every Chance you get. I admire your dedication, although it's getting a tad pathetic.

>be rural shithole prior to 1871
>unite
>economic and military powerhouse
>get defeated in WW1
>rise up again
>takes the entire civilised world to kick our collective ass in WW2
>completely ruined
>rise up AGAIN to dominate Europe

Meanwhile, white areas in the UK are shitholes, see the North of England. Your fucking income and GDP you oh so pride yourselves in is produced by Johnny Foreigner in London

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anglos btfo

That Empire left a pretty good legacy. Unless of course you're going to moan about it like some kind of shitskin.

>Bullshit, the US were bound to overtake Europe.
The denial is strong. In 1914 european states were lightyears ahead of the US which was a small backwater pseudo-colony for poor people to flee to. Who knows how fast technology would have evolved if the best and brightest of the biggest europeans states hadn't died face down in the mud in a god forsaken hellhole.

Holy shit holland and England BTFO

like the german empire did. but we cant talk about it because i dont know. guess

Can't wait for the next war.

Frankly, Jews have contributed far more to the world than you ever did. And you went ahead and killed them all.

Recently found out my German grandmother is from Silesia, kicked out after ww2

The US had the largest economy in the world in 1870

Yes Hanz, thank you for Das Kapital. Truely we are in awe of germanys cultural achievements.

>mfw France is almost twice bigger with 15 million less people

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You deserved it, desu. Smrdnshit can't into running the country

Trianon was worse

Meanwhile that small kingdom

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>How can 1 county get their shit fucked up so bad.
by starting retarded wars and then losing them

Howdy germanic servants

>invading the papal states

Pretty fucked up

Also why has San Marino remained independent?

wew

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