"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
if i bring a bag then yeah i always have my epipen in it
if i'm just going clubbing or whatever and don't bring a bag then i'll just risk it for the chocolate biscuit. the tings are massive it's not like you can fit it in your pockets or whatever
i've never had to use it yet though, although when i was like 9ish and i ate nuts my mum gave me benadryl when she actually should've done the epipen, so i could've died
it's just a massive fucking inconvenience more than anything desu, especially now that practically everything in the world has a "may contain nuts" warning on it. i went to get some cheap cold pasta from fucking home bargains the other day and it had one on it, the fucking cheek of the pricks. pasta senpai
Christian Jackson
karen
Carter Williams
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Zachary Thompson
sorry for your inconvenience lad
Jonathan Wright
Asians desu lads
Colton Cooper
once i went there....and i discovered that they support bernie sanders 4 g0d
What an annoying slag. Watch this to the end, I dare you
Ayden Gray
conductor?
Landon Cruz
>/leftypol/ is down
Jaxson Cruz
mate fingered her outside a /brit/ thread
Elijah Campbell
my name is Chavdar
will i be made fun of because i have chav in my name when i come to UK?
Bentley Bell
bliss
Jayden Murphy
The best
Ethan Price
MAN LIKE CHAVDAR BRAP BRAP BRAP
Elijah Mitchell
sissy brit nu-males
Colton White
>terrorist attack halts the final >everyone starts chanting OO AH UP THE RA >realises it wasn't the ra >it was the muzzies >muzzies storm the pitch and start lining up both teams to be executed in front of the entire stadium full of people >everyone in the Irish side of the crowd pulls on their balaclavas >everyone on the English side of the crowd pulls on their Knights Templar full plate helm and white surcoat with red cross >Both sides start belting out their national anthems as they charge the muzzies >Run all the muslims out of Paris, then France, then Europe >Come home and do the same >Unbreakable alliance is formed between the UK and Ireland >Even Northern Ireland approves of it >We all live happily ever after DEUS VULT
Nolan Foster
it's alright lad
Cameron Perry
>Germany vs England final >Teams walk out into the pitch to the Dad's Army theme >Germany players making Nazi salute with pride as their national anthem plays >Neuer is waving a nazi flag with glee >The cameras look around to see John Terry's reaction >He is nowhere to be seen >Commentators are at a loss but the game goes on as scheduled >Vardy and Rashford kick off >England are playing well but are constantly fouled by Germany players >The fouls are blatant but nothing is done >Vardy protests to the referee >He simply laughs >Jamie notices a plaster underneath the ref's nose >He pulls it off (but not too quickly) >There's a tiny moustache underneath >"Wayne! Check the match programme" >Rooney rushes to the sideline >"Klaus Hitler...." >"Dammit, we should have known!" >Platini and Hollande are laughing from the stands >The French are in on it too >Suddenly Ivanovic appears behind them >"SERBIA STRONG!!!" >Smashes their heads together, crushing both >The sound of Geoff Shreeves shitting himself echoes throughout the stadium >Germany now have the ball >Robben throws a tulip in Rooneys hair >He is distraught >Runs past him >Shoots past Hart >Suddenly EBCS (England's Brave Chris Smalling) charges in >Clears off the line >"Not today Nazis, not today..."
Nathan Barnes
>seafood pizza >doner meat >spicy chips >garlic mayo ahh yes
Charles Foster
im the kind of friend who would run to your house with pizza at 4am but also forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
Noah Lopez
cracking chebs
wish i could have a go on neev
Connor Garcia
Listen specifically to her recommendation at the end.
She's like a retarded teenager
Owen Bailey
nice thread
Nolan Hernandez
Vegans can't have sex. Semen is an animal byproduct.
Levi Bennett
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Adrian Stewart
Gonna follow Janny home and give him a swirly
Noah Hughes
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation.
Andrew Green
what's the name of that jap singers album something toshi?
Have you tried driving or growing a beard? t.dim Rasheed-loving slag
James Parker
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Elijah Ross
can already tell my room is too hot to sleep comfortably
ffs
Alexander Cox
the croRAT
William Reed
>I lift try hard poof
Cameron Taylor
i think we should remain in the eu to increase immigration because the best thing about the uk is those youtube videos of the roadmen asking other roadmen in westfield in london about roadmen topics
i ride a bike which probably produces more testosterone
Brody Howard
Didn't realise people unironically spoke like this
Andrew Ross
What are your thoughts on this?
Kayden Johnson
Literally her advice in the video, 'to boost testosterone just grow a beard'
Nathaniel Richardson
Those swarthy chaps in the videos don't look like European immigrants.
Jackson Johnson
I DON'T WANT TO BE A HIPPY
Isaiah Howard
Imagine if we Brexit and Trump becomes President. What will the world look like this time next year?
Elijah Fisher
Nah mate what is it?
Anthony Cooper
i probably would tbqh
Elijah Lopez
You're allowed to fuck animals in Canada now.
Daniel Murphy
Hey lads How do I find a good dealer?
t. Sheltered
Ian Mitchell
That's not h3h3
Austin Collins
paradise
Bentley Ortiz
how are you not bored yet? you've literally been posting this image for 3 years now.
and why do you never reply to anyone?
Eli Price
11/10
Luke Edwards
idk desu, he seems like a bit of a irl troll in the earlier days - not bad, but probably more impactful in his later stuff
Lincoln Davis
would go straight to her knicker drawer if alone in her room desu
Joseph Edwards
Wud fuk
Brandon Adams
Casinos are usually full of them
Carson Rodriguez
genuinely thought it was an act
like i know grime slang was about like 10 years ago but i thought it had died down
i hardly see roadmans walking about in tracksuits and shit anymore, even the hood niggas from the ends wear skinny jeans and buy high end clothes with their drug money and follow ian connor on instagram and shit
now it seems like the old way has just come back out of nowhere
Hunter Carter
I know. It's on another level to even the rest of the gibberish she's sprouting.
