Post to Sup Forums at work

>post to Sup Forums at work
>HR calls me

>Open Sup Forums on McDonald's wifi
>the manager kicks me out

Use r/T_D instead. It's just as good and won't freak out normies.

>try to post on Sup Forums at starbucks
>your ip has been blocked for posting cp

> think about becoming a NEET
> I get disowned

>download trap imgur album at the office
>black cars pull in

But I want to actually discuss politics

>Just as good

...

Seems like fun being a wagie and having someone control everything you do

>new job with free public wifi
>night job so all I do is browse porn and Sup Forums all night
>week later wifi has Sup Forums blocked and anything with porn keywords

>jackpot

yeah, anything's better than the board that ruined 4ch.

If you're gonna visit Sup Forums at work, you should have the common sense to not do it through your employer's wifi. Use your phone's data connection.

Is White Castle racist ?

>not doing work at work
>HR calls you
Whoa.......

>Post on Sup Forums at work using my employee login and credentials
>IT calls me and says they like my thread.

Use VPN.

>answering the phone
>not using your Internet enabled cellular device
>not directing your traffic through your coworkers' computers and using their machines like proxies so they take the heat

>post my dick on Sup Forums at work
>IT calls and makes fun of it

>Torrent on the company VPN
>Get a call from the cyber security office

>browse Sup Forums at home
>teacher sends a letter to parents about my activity on terrorist websites

>IT employee's wife goes missing.
>Look up on google easy ways to hide bodies.

>pirate something
>get copyright notice from ISP

Ffs just set up a home vpn.

>post in desktop thread on Sup Forums
>IT replys to my post and tells me to get back to work

>Go to work
>Use Wifi to login to Stormfront account
>Browse Sup Forums
>look up facist music on youtube
>IT dustin du anything because it's not porn
Funny part is they browse on porn sites all the time, it seems like nobody gives a shit so long as you don't do anything illegal.

>having a stormweenie account
Enjoy that watchlist, pal

>Boss's hard drive crashed
>Hope you're backing up your data
>someone's backing it up
>it aint you

Your on Sup Forums, you are already on a watchlist.

>implying everyone on Sup Forums isn't already on a watch list

> post to Sup Forums at work
> no one cares because ssh tunnel

>implying anyone seriously gives two shits about a Malaysian cave painting forum with unique daily traffic ranging from the hundreds of thousands to the millions
Individual posters here likely end up on a watchlist as a result of what they post, but I'm pretty confident the mods here actively work with local law agencies when laws are broken here. This means nobody here is actually on a watchlist as the moderation has to fork over logs instead of the govt already having them.

How cute and naive. I'm sure anyone that regularly visits this Burmese tapestry weaving board is marked on the books due to the history and extremism associated with the site.

>post to Sup Forums at work
>mom is angry

>use VPN
>get fired

Not likely. There's a bunch of boards where nothing actually happens and the core content of many boards isn't dedicated to edgy nonsense.

Now I'd believe routine users of old Sup Forums might be on a watchlist, or extremely active Sup Forums users, or people who post in privacy and TOR threads here, but people posting in /an/ or Sup Forums are not going to be on a watchlist unless they are posting illegal content and get individually added for what they've done.

>use SSH tunnel
>settle for browsing Sup Forums at 1.5MB/s

It's perfectly browseable though, I thank god every day that Sup Forums didn't fall for "put a shitton of javascript" meme

It's not like you're actually looking at porn webms on /gif/ or anything, you should just be reading posts and engaging in discussions at most.

It doesn't really matter, those innocent /an/ posters are still guilty by association in the eyes of the law.

Sadly there are still law enforcement who thinks everyone who uses this site is a hacker.

I post to Sup Forums at work

I just realized that might not be the best idea.

Or pedophile. Shit, many SJWs think that.

>be at shitty mexican sweatshop
>the backend of the inventory system is LITERALLY a MS Access 97 MDE file that has been running for milennia and Excel.
>Outlook is used for the spreading of data
>mfw

IT just called me and agreed

reddit is utter shit
but you're right

just don't say some antisemetic shit and you should be ok

>t. NEET

>play runescape at work
>for almost a whole month
>get email about DNS changes or some shit
>runescape no longer gets through firewall

do you think they know? it looked like it was a routine update

>being a wageslave
pathetic loser.

confirmed for having satanic parents.
buy a gun and shoot them up, those fucks dont deserve to live for birthing you to suffer in this hell.

>shill Fortran in /dpt/
>boss gives me a raise

>Tfw rich chink gf pays for my studies and I fuck her right in the pussy every night
Feels good man

ITT: niggers not able to setup a simple VPN on their own VPS
fucking plebs, how do you think I survive my china tier uni wifi
the best is when normies come to me and ask how I can torrent on the uni network

get a vpn
altho some vpn servers are blocked for the same reason you can just change and try another one

lol, that's some new level of pathetic, for lying on the internet.

get back to work

>implying managers are IT experts and get alerted when you visit Sup Forums.

Hello, reddit!

>Get VPN, cuck IT admin.

Sup Forums is reddit you moron.

>try to post on Sup Forums on companys wifi on break
>you are permabanned for [every illegal activity there is]
>cant look coworkers in the eye anymore
>give two weeks notice

Mr. Jackpot?

>start private browsing session in browser
>hear police sirens start in the distance

God tier bait

Back to the containment board with (you)

>he doesn't bring his own homemade RISC-V computer to work
>unironically connecting to the internet without a VPN

It's like you asked for this to happen.

>Posting Sup Forums at work.
>Call from Sysadmin
It's myself. Answering & making the call.

Has your mom paid for internet this month?

if true, you deserved it

topkek

I browse all the time at work, but I do it from my phone and use a vpn. Never had issues.

If you browse on a company computer you're asking for problems.

>Be sysadmin at my company
>Have a script that checks for traffic to Sup Forums
>Shitpost in threads coworkers make

>be applications specialist
>sysadmins too busy replying to my threads to setup ssl inspection bypass for my Salesforce middleware

>play WoW at work
>IT bullies me for being Horde

>not directing your traffic through your coworkers' computers and using their machines like proxies so they take the heat

I unironically did that before to get a shitty coworker kicked out. Was working in a warehouse, overseeing the incoming goods and this dimwit just used kikebook the entire time. IT was dumb as shit, so there was essentially zero safeguards.
I connected routed a VPN through his device, and he got fire one week later. Didn't even send anything incriminating, just bounced some videos between him and my home server.

> try to post to Sup Forums via socks proxy that I pay money for
> "your IP was perma-banned in 2013"

You should scare them since you know who they are like

>You know that's not true, Justin
>Go back to work, Dave

>internet access heavily restricted at work
>there's an open wifi for customers

>playing wow in 2017

Ssh has some serious overhead for that kind of use. Just setup a vpn tunnel with same destination port. I have vpn server listening ports 22, 53 and 443 so I can generally get through to my home vpn from anywhere.

>get access to the company wlan network i'm not supposed to be on since password wasn't public for every employee
>go to the toilet for a quick wank
>the next day the porn site I used is blocked

>browse Reddit at work
>coworker notices and we have a good conversation about it

kek

Then go to Reddit.

way2deep

Nice, same thing happened to me.

I get these once a month. They can eat my ass if they think that I'm gonna pay for tv shows from the 90s/early 2000s.

Idk man I rarely post on Sup Forums and sometimes browse pol or k and my email got searched by a court house. God damn Canada.

My uni internet was fine, actually pretty fast and I torrented a lot. I tried to teach my friend how to torrent but he somehow got ransomware and ended up forking over 50 bucks.

Dougie Jones.

do people in this day and age not have decent phones and a good data package, jesus.

>asking your sysadmin to break his security to allow your broken middleware that _will_ be the cause of a hack down the line because _no one_ will update it

So this is the state of Sup Forums these days.

>post to Sup Forums at work
>I'm getting paid to shill

>wipe penis on the bathroom handtowel at work
>HR calls me to their office
FUCK

sup Sup Forums

Aw how cute. Now, kiss!

Had this happen to me.

If you're on here too, get back to work you Intel humping cunt (yes, you Kelly, that's for eating my PB&J yesterday).

>rubbing the most sensitive part of your body on people's germ rag