/cum/ Canada, US and Mexico

My uni entrance exam is tomorrow edition

And here i am shitposting

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First for /cum/

First for Trump

*devours feces*

Shutup Canada, you motherfuckers piss me off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm wearing a t shirt of a band i never even listen to lmao

wish me luck lad, this is it

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The fall of the URSS was a mistake

NAFTA

Will it ever get better?

For tomorrow, ye shall be known as; El Medico.

I have a function on Saturday

>Canada isn't invited to the Copa America

The what? Why aren't we invited?? not nice u guys

Does Chinada even have a soccer team?

we dont care for povertyball though.

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I don't know, fuck you though for making me UPSET

Go vote in my strawpoll and learn a language with me.

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learning SUCJS

>Canada will never annex you

Leaf empire soon.

Dakara lonely lonely

pew pewpewpew

>no american bf

there is already a thread what the fuck are you doing

Thinking of making Tinder.

Which profile should I use?

A:

>I have a lot of free time at home due to my job. I like sandbox video games such as Factorio, super hero tv shows and movies, and chatting with friends on the internet. I'm looking for a long term relationship and still dream of having a large family.

B:

>As a nerd, girls always rejected me growing up. Since I've developed fantasies of getting even. Slapping them, spanking them, choking them, tying them up, humiliating them, putting the haughty little sluts in their place. I've haven't acted on these fantasies, but that might be about to change.

Neither holy fuck. Come up with something less beta (no offence)

The first you fucking autist.

It'd a bad thread

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>Putting a fucking description

hmu lonely hearts club

life is a conspiracy

got the southern cone to join the axis in my darkest hour game

I don't understand what those words mean.

Love this flag. Sauce? OC?

Nearly bred with a Mexican girl. Mexico is great. The meek will inherit the earth.

you just don't get it, do ya?

No. What did he mean by this?

image was incrudible. laughed irl, for real

>Go to see warcraft movie
>"At last we are finally and truly at warcraft"

I am beta though.
What kind of girl would even swipe the first one right?
I'm not gonna get anywhere with just my picture mate.

hit me up, That's what it means

Get with the times, all the cool kids at /cum/ talk like this

Girls on tinder are just as desperate as guys on tinder.

Very few are willing to date a psychopath though.

>I'm not gonna get anywhere with just my picture mate.
I did it. And it's going fine, well i got like 19 matches i guess

>mole

>movie ends
>'This has truly been...a world...of Warcraft..."
>drums start playing
>credits start rolling

Its in the shape of a heart though....

>need to turn in a 1500 word essay next year
>haven't even started

I hate this world, lads.

fuck

my

don't do that

goddammit you fucking ruined it

*raises paw*
You know for June, it's kind of fureezing here on the East Coast.
*shivers*

:^)

who /supportive mom/ here

>user don't ever get married
>travel and study

I really love her
>inb4 yeah me too heh *snorts*

>mfw LeGOD gets one for da land

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Hardcore desu

nah, I don't "love" her, if you catch my drift.

I love Baskin Robbins shakes Tbh.

>have a Canadian friend in Toronto
>I live all the way south in Georgia
Our bromance will never Flourish beyond the internet
Its not meant to be

This is the cutest post I've read all day

yeah me too heh *snorts*

really makes you think with my fedora on

>it's an user can't tell if she likes him or is just being friendly episode
I hate reruns

México

>nobody is posting in my thread anymore

looks like a cloud having a poo

made so much old black lady food today. Fried yam, fried chicken and banana and peach bread

Meeting people from the internet is pretty weird anyway.

Reminder to stretch before strenuous activities

US as in the United States and the monsters being the industrial military complex?

Good thing I voted bernie

and i think you're cute!

Just wanted to take this opportunity to say that Canadians are scum and should be gone from Sup Forums for good.
Fuck them

I feel like crying because I just wish I could be normal so badly. I look awkward. Sound awkward. think awkward. why can't I be normal? Why cant I make friends, and read body/facial expressions, and know basic life knowledge, and know how to make people laugh. I'm sick and tired of it. I constantly fool myself into thinking I have a chance at something and I fail. Then I look in the mirror and remember why. I just wasn't made to succeed. I hate myself. No matter how much I try to change, I can't. Why was I made this way

My mom is the coolest mom though

does any1 want 2 b my frend ?~

>this one slavshit with a raging hard on for canada

DUDE BANDWAGON LMAO

you have autism faggot

Scar tissue that I wish you saaaaaaaaaaaw

my mom cooks better than yours

Yeah? well your language is ugly

no u!

me fampai me!

thank you slov**ia

I fueling love both my parents.

My mom was a hardworking single mother and whenever I got to see my dad we had an amazing time.

Last week I took my mom to see Through the looking glass.

I haven't seen my dad in like a month tho

Does your mom even drive to your house 45 minutes away to make you dinner? my mom=cooler

What does she make

that's kinda pathetic

u 2 cana-chan

Stop replying for me u stupid pair of dumbasses

*fucking

WOO

4 blunts in


Honna bass pout

She made shepards pie for me and my gf yesterday

Why? She likes to stop by unannounced to see me

CUT THE CARROTS INTO PIECES

Kinda wanna get in a fight with a black guy.
Don't really want to start a fight and be legally responsible.

What do?

Can't smoke more than a baby hit or two. Gives me anxiety. Maybe I'll see if my pep has some in his nug jug. Nothing like being slightly high and taking a shower.

THIS IS MY CARROT PORT

You are sick

>tfw wanna get baked by I have a headache

Sometimes it takes it away completely and sometimes it turns it into a huge migraine. Hate taking that gamble.