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cara

maisie

see man driving a german whip

I can't take this fuckign humidity

feed ducks in the park with peas and that

stop posting pictures of her to /brit/ the second the thread is started you stalking faggot also she's a lesbian and will never love you

why do I get so depressed during the night

alri

bump hump

Evening lads

This is my first /brit/ thread I created after many years of browsing. I hope it doesn't get deleted.

wew

but it was her first message to me on tinder

post it

I'm so happy with my life

ahahahahahahaha

post in this thread if you're also happy with you're life

pure bigots in this bits
i never see no man helping refugee

Heavily contemplating suicide lads.

From an academic perspective.

been here years and never made a /brit/ thread

too scared

Unironically watched this lad dry hump my gf on the dance floor at a party. They were going to go upstairs but I interrupted her by offering her a drink but pretended I was oblivious to what was going on

how did people know what a fetish was before the internet?

youre like putty in my hands

the easiest man to b8 in the world

good post +1

it was called a "perversion"

I made a Brit thread about the IRA
it's not hard and everyone used it no matter what the subject is

im a normie so yeah

>handsome
>rich
>have friends
>have casual sex often

One time I said I was gonna make a thread and had everyone waiting around for it but I never made it

tfw had friends tell me they'd trade their lives for mine at the drop of a hat

i don't even know why lmao, it's not that great

could this man be your very own bernie sanders?

None of that gave me happiness desu

huh? who the hell is that?

not that exiting 2bh

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this is literally the greatest sport ever

there was a time when i made 50%+ of all /brit/ threads

oh

thought there'd be a message to go with it

casual sex doesnt. but getting in shape and finding a good group of friends did

>2 June
What are you doing!

did you the ones with the rioting guy with fire in the background op image

he's better than any politician I know

FACT.

Really makes you think

would anyone here like to buy some sarin gas off me?

might honestly just unmatch her i cannot deal with this pressuer

it never shows up until i actually open tinder for me not sure why

>these yanks thinking they can banter

You'd probably start crying if you got bantered irl

send something simple back desu

...

>finding a good group of friends
ah yes, if only I'd thought of that

Try me

>gf gives a greeting kiss for this guy
>lasts EXACTLY 6 seconds on the lips right in front of me

It's been an entire week
Drop her
You fucked up

i saw a video awhile back about the commercials that lower level brazilian politicians make and so many people running for offices pretty much act like clowns

is your politics really that memeish?

its not like i was going to go outside to meet her anyway 2 b h

remember seeing a webm or this situation

well maybe you should try, it could be fun!

>grow in what people would call a redneck or white trash family
>grew up in rural southern backwoods community
>everyone knows each other
>none of them work 9-5 jobs, they all do landscaping or random handyman work
>none of them graduated high school
>every other day they drink cheap beer, go mudding, hunting, or fishing.
>they seem happier than anyone I've met at college that is educated

Going to drop out and rejoin them I think

doesnt sound like she should be your gf aynymore bro

yes someone please post this

kek

lel

literally never said it was something hard to think of.

just said it happened and made me happy. casual sex didnt

your shitty attitude is probably why no one likes you

>Work in Tesco
>Literally hear the self service checkout voice in my head while I try to sleep

Send help lads

just fuck my shit up senpai

FOY

just came inside my gf lads, feels good being a normie

"Garuantee some random fuck fishing in rivers living in a village in burma has higher life satisfaction than sad shites like us"

took it from a /brit/ post a month ago
really makes u think, not just the meme way

lmao

really makes you think

Re: don't get it t︃bh

Why is cuckposting still a thing?

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Why the fuck don't British houses have air conditioning for when it gets hot? I can't fucking sleep reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have this too except I work in a slaughterhouse not Tesco, and it's the screaming of lambs, not self-checkout

gee, thanks

>Isaac Asimov

take a gap year or something and do things that you think are fun on your own without having to hang out with a bunch of lazy fucking rednecks

sluvsluvsluvsluvsluv

hmm, can't award full marks, see me after the lesson

watched the water diviner just now, poor aussies fighting for literally no reason on their behalf
ww1 was FUCKED

fuck off billionaire

that's what your mother thought while giving birth to you

fuck that

having a kid terrifies me desu

his stuffs pretty interesting and fun though.....

im not the nicest person but that's not the reason I don't have friends
i live kinda far away from where I went to school and when school finished I slowly stopped seeing all my friends

tune

australians are natural warriors and took up the cause to help the crown

saw this black lad lay his hands on my gfs arse, she did nothing and smiled... Acted like they were cuddling. Felt angry but also aroused. Part of me wanted to stop them but another part deep inside of me wanted them to go further. I wanted to watch this black lad inseminate her right there on the floor in front of me

Wish Summer would fuck off desu

i will be your friend =)

>when you forgot protection
>when she assures you she's on the pill
couldn't do it

would you?

vote? absolutely

Virus?

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forgot to link tune

>tfw have done this many times and there could potentially be little versions of me running around somewhere

wife's son just asked me why cuck posting is still a thing

>fighting for another country across the globe with absolutely nothing to gain
don't get this and don't think i ever will but then again those were different times

felt heavenly though, didn't dare going for too long

Ahh yes

im american but i was born in Kyoto.... i am half japanese... i swear...

m8 I don't even do it if im using a condom they provided

my m8 unironically had a girl give him one that looked like a colander when there was water in it

is it gay if I want a big black daddy cock to pound my arsehole and fill it up with spunk?