Banter white boy

>Banter white boy
>he brings up ancient empires and shit
Smdh

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>try to banter
>A FUCKING LEAF

white boys are *so* silly

>Banter a black boy
>WE WUZ

>banter someone for soaking up american culture
>accused of having no culture

>banter a black guy
>he claims all of africa as his ancestry

I never thought of it much until I spent some time in Canada. The only place I've seen that flies more flags is Turkey, and then yall put the leaf on everything it'll fit on. Hell, even in places it doesn't, like in the McD's logo, for no reason, awkwardly in the center of the M.

All in all, bro, your obsession with the leaf is what's odder than anything else about it.

>banter white boy in class
>he shoots the place up the next day

>banter autistic black guy
>he tells me how he's going to bang me in the ass

>banter rural whites
>they literally wrap their arms around me and start telling me stories

>banter women
>they easily out-banter me

>banter with people I admire
>they don't respond

>banter with myself
>weep

leaf is love. Leaf is life.

>be American
>go to the mall
>WE HAZ CULTURE N SHIT

>black
>banter
pick one, they don't banter, they 'roast' which is just them shouting that you a ugly cracka youknowhaisayin'?

>banter a black guy
>reveals various hidden weapons on themself and waves them around in a casual manner while they threaten my life with a particularly large amount of ghetto slang

>banter dad
>he goes outside for a dart and never returns

>banter mom
>she kicks me out at 14

>banter with an aussie
>he murders me, melts my body in a barrel and stashes inside abandoned bank
The banter goes too far sometimes

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>be euro
>go to mall
>BON APETIT MY SWEET WITH THIS FINE FRENCH CULTURE

How the fuck would you know, there are no blacks in your country.

>banter quebecois
>says he'll leave but never does

banter required wit, that's why we Canadians are banter masters

You've never heard of Melbourne have you

>banter a Canadian
>He whips out chopsticks, shouts some moon language and starts doing math

>banter an indian
>they unleash a barrage of curry and shit from their sweat glands
>rape bus cavilry is called in
>no one survives
shit

>a dart

>shit
everywhere

Lol shut up lobsterskin

>Americans

WE DON'T GO TO A FUCKING MALL FOR CULTURE LOL

MALLS ARE THE MOST CULTURELESS PLACES ON EARTH (INCLUDING THE SO-CALLED FRENCH RESTAURANTS IN THESE MALLS)

GENERIC INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTS =/= YOUR NATIONAL CULTURE

It i a part of American culture which has influenced the entire globe.

>SO-CALLED FRENCH RESTAURANTS
>admitting french food isn't all that good

> Banter minority
> DUDE WHITE KIDZ R SCHOOL SHOOTERS LMAO

I went too France last year, I saw you guys mowing mcdonalds looking down at your iphones talking about popstars and popculture. I had to go see the cultural stuff only old people still cared about.

>banter someone based on their affiliation with a group
>they return banter based on my affiliation with a group

>I have never met a black person in real life: the post

ZIMBABWE

youtube.com/watch?v=eFpQcsv8wzk

based blacks constantly beating up white trash.

>Banter white boy
>he comes to school with somethin under his raincoat

This

Wait, you haven't caused a mass shooting yet? Fuck out of here non-white

Whats under the coat

>hes literally spent time in his life thinking about a leaf on a flag
pure autism famalama.

>call out blm movement being stupid because it tries to victimize criminals just because theyre black
>"kill whitey" "your dayse are numbered white boi"

This to be quiet honest Family

You dont need to have met a black person to know they love to whip out glocks at the first sight of an argument. Its a well known stereotype about the nignogs.

Just like how all New Zealanders are sheep shaggers.

>play AFL supercoach
>do better than most melbournians

?????

Shut the fuck up

*farts*

@60594753
Cool off

Thanks for proving my point, Saxon.

He's right though, ooga booga whip out ma 9 seen

loving this "yanks know about australian culture" gimmick

It's just commerce. A bunch of shops selling things is not part of a specific culture, and it's not especially cultural either.

French food is the best in the world, or among the best, but probably not the one served in foreign malls. Also, restaurants (especially those in malls) are not culture. For example, Pizza Hut is not a fine specimen of Italian culture.

A shop is to culture what a Guy Fawkes mask is to the human face. It is a lifeless, industrial, reified caricature.

Great, you saw a bunch of French plebs, but iPhones still aren't American culture. I'm typing this on a Huawei phone, is this Chinese culture?

Anyway culture is more than museums. For exampke, Swedish culture includes the Swedish language, the Law of Jante, etc. Things you don't buy.

It doesn't take much to know about our culture lol

@60595422
I'm okay m8

>Talking to white "people"
Don't bother talking to these violent animals. The white race understands nothing but death, destruction and disease. The common language of the white man is pain and suffering.

The sooner we die off the better it will be for the human race who actually want to move forward.

Franchise fastfood stores and retail are a part of american culture.

>banter a whitey
>he gets butthurt and shoots up a school

This says a lot about them actually

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Not him but it's on EVERYTHING, not just the flag. It's odd. Also your maple syrup is incredibly cheap. I love it and smuggle at least five gallons every time I visit.

Most people's interactions with culture is with physical objects. 99% of modern reproduction percussion revolvers are manufactured in Italy but if you show a Remington 1875 the immediate evocation is to the American West or the American Civil War.

Says even more about the entire planet which has gobbled it up and accepted it.

>VB
>vegemite
>SFC
>mi gong
>beau and the justice crew
>V-8 racing
>slap the goonbag
>thongs
>pavlova
>beetroot
>night golf in coober pedy
>abbos sleeping in the road
>chinese ore mines
>hungry jack's
>pepsi max

what'd i miss?

So non-franchised stores are part of your national culture, but franchised stores are American culture...?

I think neither of them are culture.

History is a different matter. The Statue of Liberty was made in France, but it's an iconic part of American culture, if one has to give it some nationality.

>banter gringo
>get deported

>banter gook
>he gets the high score
>banter black
>he shoots me
How can whites even compete?

The concept of franchise stores is an American thing

It was invented in America, so what? Are you experiencing French culture every time you take a picture, because photography was invented in France?

i experience french culture every time i eat a french fry
i'm pretty much french at this point hon hon hon

*sigh* you are deliberately refusing to understand me or you are just plain stupid. Whatever.

You just don't really understand the American mall.
>movie theatres
>numerous restaurants encompassing all types of foods
>the conerstone of yankee capitalist society
>a hang-out spot for youth, sort if an American right of passage
>art galleries
>the most recent examples of fashion on display and for sale
>music venues
>gyms and fitness centers
>hair salons, spas, etc.
>book stores with everything from classics to new releases
>gaming competitions

Lots of "cultural" things are available at most malls in America

Nah, franchise is both a juridic concept and a business practice. It belongs to the whole world and it's not very "cultural".

Like, say, restaurants were invented in France, but are now part of the "global culture", if you absolutely want to say restaurants are cultural.

Just like theater isn't "Greek culture", banking isn't "Italian culture", etc. There is no exclusivity anymore.

>banter whiteboi
>charges me extra in whole foods

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>there is no mall in France, so you had to explain that

Seriously, malls do not sell culture, but the caricature of culture--just like prostitution is the caricature of love (because it is sold).

Example: sushi is part of the Japanese culture, but only if it's part of the Japanese life, only if it's an element coming from a larger whole.

Now, take a Canadian who buys lame-ass sushi (or even decent sushi) prepared by Indians in a Dubai mall: that isn't related to Japanese culture. It's just the industrial knock-off of an exotic product, no different than cheap Chinese t-shirts bearing the image of Mona Lisa.

So the American mall is an enormous heap of these knock-offs, with no distinct origin, thus no genuine cultural character. It's very nice, but not very American, nor very cultural.

Thanks for loving my culture, best ally!!!!! I'll drink American Pepsi Cola to reciprocate!!!!

>French food is the best in the world
French cuisine is pig disgusting.

>take anything
>literally anything, a Frenchman will have thought of some way of eating it, no matter how revolting it may be
>cook it to edible-nut-not-quite-done, add buzzwords to make it seem high-class
>add extra snobbiness so the pseudo-intellectuals will suck your cock
>charge outlandish prices
>serve in tiny portions with some random sauce and a wine for washing the taste away
>pretend you love it and how great it was, compliment the chef who'll jerk his small cock to the idea and go home unfullfilled

Is he the black version of the main character from Mr Robot?

Restaurants were invented in France, and the modern methods of cooking professionally were all invented in France too. So here's for the "pig disgusting" thing the whole world reproduced.

The rest of your description (tiny portions, buzzwords, etc.) evoke pseudo-French cuisine made by foreigners who never went in France once. Genuine French cuisine is pretty much the contrary of all that (and it's HEAVY). Where exactly did you eat? Which dishes did you eat?

Finally, "restaurant cuisine" (i.e. the super hard stuff you can't make at home) is not all French cuisine.

t. Kader Couscous

t. Abdullah Al-Ramadani

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BOOOII if you

>nogs calling white men ''boys''

The projection is rather cringeworthy to be frank

>lightly banter a white boy at videogames
>he sends me pictures of his asian gf

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>be black
>post funny white boi shootin schools memes
>go home to ghetto
>get drive by shot by DeShawn "Big Bubba" Marcus

LMAO

lil whiteboi is mad lmfao

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My reaction every time

Are all blacks secretly crossdressing sissies?

Why else do they constantly refer to each other as 'Monica' ?

do you mean moniker, slang for someone's name or nickname? though you wouldn't usually refer to a person using it, you might ask someone's name saying what's your moniker though. Have no idea if black americans use it though.

>do you mean moniker

No I literally meant ''Monica'', as in

>ayy man I got youz dat TV 'n' chickenwingz
>Dats Monica rite dere man

or

>Tyrone, Monica were ya bin?!

Monica= mah nica= mah nigga=mah nigger

>americans
>capable of banter

>modern methods of cooking professionally were all invented in France

I really doubt that but I'd love proof other than the French name is commonly used

haha lol nice bantering m8

oh fug laughing out loud in a quiet house where evebreyone else is asleep

Whoosh

you missed being a pathetic looser

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>banter black man
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