If Windows 10 is free, why did I pirate it?

If Windows 10 is free, why did I pirate it?

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>actual female Shimakaze

DROPPED

its not free anymore is it?

>gay
>dropped on head as baby

Windows 10 should be free with the sheer metric fuckton of user analytics and ad revenue they make shoving ads into the start menu and all app purchases on the microsoft app store and even all the free apps because they forcibly insert their own ads if you're not charging for the app.

was*

because you can

It's still kinda free with a valid 7 or 8 key. My work threw out about 20 laptops, T420 and T440s devices. I took about 6 T420 and four T440s devices. I put 8.1 on one and upgraded it to 10 using the media tool on Microsoft's site.

After forcing myself to use it for a day, it's not but better than 8 and requires a significant number of tweaks just to make it livable. If they just took out all the spying and ad garbage it would have been an easier successor to 7.

that better be a boi

It is.

*still is

>threw out
>you got 6 of em for free
>literally you got at least $820 for free

You better die.

With the opt-out for advertising if you actually pay for that shit.

I know it's crazy user but they throw out tons of good stuff. I have four of these chairs that had a bad shock. A $20 shock from Amazon and they are as good as new. All the laptops work, they are just "Too old" for people there. It's mostly that the warranty has expired on them.

/thread

then how do I upgrade my win8.1 to win10

microsoft.com/en-gb/accessibility/windows10upgrade

Because the (((free))) version doesn't even pretends to allow you to disable mememetry and ads and you pirated the not-available-for-home-users enterprise version like any sane person who is somehow forced to use winshit.

also nice ass.

that gets you a server error

so I can still upgrade if I claim Im a retard?

Pretend? What, you've never used on screen keyboard?

actually I do sometimes because my laptop has a touchscreen.

If I were to upgrade, how long would it take me to turn off the botnet with win10?

I don't know, I have embraced the botnet.

This

It is safe to update a pirated copy of Windows 10 activated with KMS?

'cause it's faster to run kmsauto than to install win 7/8 and then upgrading it?
ltsb n version have all the same telemetry features. It just misses some features like skype or store.

Yep.

Nice, thank you.

That gets YOU a server error. not me

It took me about 10 minutes of downloading, running and playing around with OOSU10 which let's you turn off most of the botnet shit in win10

Pro isn't free.