Heh. What's wrong, kid? Get stuck at a dead end internship this summer? Can't say I know the feeling...

Heh. What's wrong, kid? Get stuck at a dead end internship this summer? Can't say I know the feeling. I'm something of a maestro around the Valley. Been made first round offers by Facebook, Twitch, Tumblr--all the players. How? Simple, kid: I've got the perfect fizzbuzz. Relax, I'll break it down into steps even your safety school brain can understand.

#include

Just throw it in. It's a freebie. It's got tons of codes already written by Rick Stallman. Christ, you don't even know who that is, do you, kid?

int main()
{
char *fizzbuzz[] = {"%d\n", "fizz\n", "buzz\n", "fizzbuzz\n"};

Sound it out, champ. It's an array of pointers to memory files. Always hardcode your memory with ditchable pointers. It's called plausible deniability.
for (int i=0; i

good post, thank you

8/10

I didn't watch this movie

I can barely get text centred in HTML what the fuck am I reading

>tfw was literally hired for my current job because i could fizzbuzz
>tfw this might not be a meme but my job is

it's a clever way to write the fizz buzz thing in c. you'd get fired for doing it with real code, but in a job interview it would show how smarts you are

How does

1[fizzbuzz]


resolve to
fizzbuzz[1]

>(!(i%3)+!(i%5)*2)[fizzbuzz]

Array syntax is basically:
X[Y] == *(X+Y)
Your welcome, kiddo.