Onahole Technology Thread

Let's talk about artificial vaginas and how they are improving.

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This is the actual product

what is 850 evo of artificial vaginas?

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When they come up with self cleaning I'm in.

why is it they always make them seem so short?

nips have small penises

Tenga, top leading Onahole tech, made by an ex-mechanic

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Tenga has US sized versions.

Fleshlight is just an overpriced onahole, its no different from anything on the market, exactly like a bad dragon one.

Too hard to clean, and you'll get rugburn on your dick fucking silicone in a shower.

Go on

Is this just so no-one can tell at a glance what you're buying?

This board must burn

owned a Tenga Flip Hole, and 2 Fleshlight Flights, honestly Fleshlights are better in my experience. Tenga texture was not that good, also it was too tight (and I'm only average size) made a ton of sucking noises which was pretty annoying even though I live by myself. Only good thing about it was it was easy to clean.

"Everyone" on Sup Forums will parrot the hivemind meme that Onahole and Tenga are the best because they're weebs and Fleshlight is the "normie" brand. 90% of them live with their parents and can't order or use any of these things anyway.

holy fuck i want it to actually look like that now

What would you suggest, then?

11/10 marketing would buy

yes but 16cm for the entire device?
I thought the average length was around 18cm, so I don't think this will sell well outside of china.

Are these things durable? It's like they're going to break within 1 or 2 uses.

why? does that not turn you on?

I think it's just marketing. Japs do not really give a shit about that sort of thing.
If you walk into a Japanese 7-11 (or the anime/porn shops in Aki) you will see dudes standing around and flipping through hentai mags like it ain't no thang.

a fleshlight, but it's hard to recommend a specific model, they are constantly releasing new ones with all kinds of crazy textures, some people prefer the plain flat oldschool models others like some textures and not others. It's tough to know just by looking at them what they will feel like. They all feel a lot better when heated up in hot water before use, and always use a water-based lube with them, most others will destroy them over time especially oil-based.

If you do get one, or even if you don't, look into making your own water-based lube with xanthan gum and glycerine, recipe here:
youtube.com/watch?v=d7OQ67omY0U
(inb4 mustard gas)

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I also owned a flip hole. I hated the thing instantly. The texture wasn't great and it made loud SHLORP SHLORP noises while I was using it. It didn't seal properly either, so lube leaked out of the sides.

I got way more usage out of a very cheap random onahole I bought. I used that one about a hundred times, but unfortunately I don't use it much anymore simply because lubing the thing up and cleaning it later is a pain.

What the shit?

tenga is pure shit

fleshlight is shit too

just go to fucking NLS and buy an 18 evo or similar

No, tengas are not the best. Dumb gaijin things that all onaholes are Tengas.
Onahole is just a name for a generic masturbation sleeve, it literally means 'masturbation hole', it's not a product name.
I know americans can't think in terms other than product names, but you should try it one time.
Tenga is the WORST onahole manufacturer.

>not beating your meat to baseball

I had an opportunity to try a fleshlight a little while ago, and I found it unpleasant really.
I had to use lube for one, which is understandable, but it barely fit anyway.
It was very tight to the point where I was unable to slide it on my penis, the rubber would just flex over it instead.
The lube seemed to stop working or was ineffective about half way through the ordeal as well.

Do they just make these for dicklettes or something? Like the hole is tight around even my finger. Completely unrealistic compared to a vagina.

>I had an opportunity to try a fleshlight a little while ago
You mean you stuck your dick in another guy's fleshlight?

This is what is needed right now. A device that syncs with vr videos and will mimic your thrusts 1:1. Except that thing looks strange because it had a weird rotation mechanism.

>you'd fuck someone else's gf but you wouldn't fuck someone else's fleshlight

No, a buddy bought a bunch for a prank. One went "missing"

>Completely unrealistic compared to a vagina
>t. KHV

Are there any larger sized holes which aren't garbage tier? Tried the R20, disliked the texture. The Tenga US like most other tengas last maybe a few weeks even if you baby them. Hate the aesthetic for the flashlight so that's not an option.

>The lube seemed to stop working or was ineffective about half way through the ordeal as well.
sounds like you were using shitty lube and/or not enough
also there are different amounts of tightness available across different fleshlights

Prostitution is legal, family. $100 makes a Saturday night a lot of fun

>"For a prank"

Do you live in rural Nevada?

will I ever be able to fuck an artificial vagina and have children with her?

>not eating it out afterwards

>fucking a prostitute
>lot of fun
Confirmed permavirgin that hasn't laid a hand on a female outside of family in his life.

I thought the opposite. I owned a fleshlight and switched to a tenga. The FL was still great but it was a bit bulky (hard to hide), hard to clean. I hade to throw it out before moving in with my GF (KEKKKKKKK) but after a few years I decided to get another. Dude at the sex store told me about the tenga. It's WAY better IMO (maybe I was using an older model flesh light?). Very easy to clean, and lubing it is easier. It's also I bit smaller so its easy to hide :D

>all those anthro plane pics were just preparing us for this

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I wonder how my family would react if they found this in my room.

Hahahahaha- no.
That's exclusively Akihabara which is like the San Francisco of Japan. Everyone else thinks they're degenerates who need to stop, especially the rest of Chiyoda. Don't believe meme loving weeaboo lies.

which would be worse you think?

Beat my meat with a robot to a kid doing a kickflip?

p much this

I've been to Japan, nigger. I saw dudes flipping through H mags in regular stores.

Without the box,no problem
I have wallpaper of qt gurl and no one complains either.

I wonder if the make something for bigger penises

I live in Chiyoda you DOUBLE NIGGER, and we hate you.

I've always wondered about these bigger ones, do they work any better?

Nope, close to the border with Mexico for half the year.

>implying

Deal with it.
I'm probably coming back to Japan in the next year or so to steal one of your women.

that is a strangely good point, user.

Wait is that seriously pressurized? Like with pneumatics and what not?

How noisy are fleshlights and tenga onaholes?

This is useful for those who have people around errytime a new package arrives, waiting to see what's inside.

>yo bro, let's get naked, stick like our dicks in these and look each other in the eye like wouldn't that be like the best prank ever bro...?

Nah, we glued them and dildos to me mates car because he tied the knot with his fatass GF.

If you don't have acoustic absorbing material or thin walls the person adjacent to you will hear some squishing.

It pushes out the air for maximum succ, it doesn't really feel like a natural vagina, it feels very artificial and good.

You should try cupping your hands around the tip of your cock with water/lube, and then make a concave shape with the palm of one of your hands while maintaining a seal around your tip. You can feel the suction and it's not half as good as a real succ but boy oh boy does it feel good.