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WATCH MY PRESENTATION OR I'LL THUNDERBOLT YOUR ASS
David Hall
Jaxson Campbell
Go away, you're dead.
Julian Brooks
But I'm staying up for it
of course half the fun is Sup Forumss butthurt reaction and denial to whatever the latest revolutionary product is gonna be
Luis Hill
>pretending a dead man could ever nut in
it's the other way my friend
Aiden Anderson
ICLOUD BITCHES
WATCH YOUR OUTPUT
Cooper Jackson
>iCoud
Liam Rivera
How about a deal?
You start running siri, and in return the right hand of god will refrain from delivering such a perfectly functional and aesthetic bitchslap to your sorry wheelchair ridden ass no one will even hear the hawking radiation of your whining.
John Martinez
How about you suck your waifus tiny little cum dripping asshole and GNU UP like a MAN
Luis Murphy
*How about you STOP suck your waifus tiny little cum dripping asshole and GNU UP like a MAN
Connor James
My man Tim Cook here has arranged for your death via 5 tons of airdropped dragon dildos.
You'll be librebooted to /dev/null within the hour assuming your fat ass hasn't rendered bad dragon out of stock.
Isaac Parker
Your Husband Tim Cock has arranged his extended suicide with stacking pic related where it belongs IN YOUR and his ASS because sissys like you have not the permission to touch woman
Zachary Roberts
>Poor grammar
>Muddled sytax
>Odds that poster's original language is Hindi: 99.95%
>Pajeet Identified
>Engaging Protocol LOO
David Wood
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Landon Young
>A GNU/Pajeet
Joseph Harris
>GNU-(minus)LOO
Michael Gray
>only a jew would argue like that
Luis Foster
>can't even use greentext properly
I think its time you fuck off back to making unfunny jokes on LTT's YouTube comments you shitskin subhuman Prakesh.
Colton Perez
seems like apple threads bring up the best in people, maybe we should shut them down
Eli Torres
HYPE TRAIN BOYSSS
Owen Long
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Henry Bailey
>PUT CELL PHONES ON SILENT, PLEASE
Logan Myers
Please release a Kaby Lake macbook, so I can install OSX on my XPS 15
Ayden Carter
>COME ON GUYS
>PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR WIFI
Ryan Long
Steve Jobs faked his death to fuck off to a private island where no "neo-enterpreneur" will break his balls or suck his dick.
Charles Scott
Imagine? That'd be really dope. Just chilling with a few bil in the bank and shitposting on the gigabit satellite uplink you pay a few grand a month for.