/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user keeps dropping phones, can't decide what to get • user posts the battery life of his Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 • user forgets to post rest of his unboxing • Retard over thinks something Jack Ma said • user gets a Benjie C3 and a 64gb flashdrive • These guys try out a Chinese ballistics plate youtube.com/watch?v=9OQw6T48inc
• user gets some headphones for his birthday • Get a good deal on some micro usb cables for just 1cent • user is having issues with his FPV transmitter • user finds out chinks also copy nendoroids • user receives fake gold, doesn't recommend it • Spinners fitted with bluetooth speakers are thing now • Something is wrong with user's order, it says it hasn't shipped out but when he clicks dispatch faster it shows it already shipped • user gets a Raspberry Pi 3 case Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/store/product/Mantis-NEW-Finger-Spinner-Phone-Cases-for-iPhone-7-Finger-Handspinner-Hard-PC-Cover-for-iPhone/2738004_32814403573.html?spm=2114.11010108.26.23.iTPFP5
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gearbest.com/headsets/pp_202762.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/New-styles-Class-10-Micro-SD-Card-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-Memory-Card-C10-Mini-SD/2955080_32798930199.html
aliexpress.com/item/2017-Newest-4gb-8gb-16gb-memory-card-32gb-64gb-micro-sd-card-class6-class10-SDcard-SDHC/32814904117.html
aliexpress.com/item/Full-Size-Memory-Cards-Micro-SD-Card-32GB-Class-10-Grade-Memory-Card-64gb-32gb-16GB/32813381714.html
aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-G6-Bluetooth-4-0-Sport-Earphone-Hand-Free-Wireless-Bluetooth-Headset-Earphone-Sports-In-ear/32692382034.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10171_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10136_10137_519_10111_10060_10138_10112_10113_10155_10062_10114_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10182_10059_303_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10096_10123_10189_10052_10053_10142_10107_142_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=7838f168-1ed8-4323-ac75-637cb7408c7e&algo_expid=48978523-23be-4dbc-b768-2146b2be4819-18&algo_pvid=48978523-23be-4dbc-b768-2146b2be4819
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• user wants to know what shape(??) charger a Note 4x uses

???
5V 2A. That is what my 4X charger outputs. I guess anything that deliver said shit will work. I do recommend getting a better charger as the one that comes with the phone looks doggy as fuck.

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Updated bagelguide

So i just ordered a tablet with DHL shipping but the tracking info doesnt show up yet. What to do? I ordered other things from Amazon from Chinkland and have to wait 1 week for the tracking -again from DHL- Did the Chink gave me a fake tracking for muy tablet?

poor girl, chink shit wall is only getting bigger every day.

stop being an impatient faggot, they probably havent packed it yet

>tfw your local postman already knows you as the guy who orders a lot of stuff from China

>tfw

>tfw you go back to your mum's where the postman leaves your chinkshit in the letterbox for you to find when you wake up in the afternoon

But DHL always shows the tracking info right away

I haven't visited these threads in a few months, what's the newest must-buy chinkshit?

nothing worth mentioning really.

Autism spinners and mint seeds

Fucking hell. Are the days of cheap, good SD cards over?

Long gone my friend.

Gone cuz of normies

Gongtian meme fans to keep your head cool this summer.

ebay.com/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-Blue-/282064127528

i found some promising shit, but it will need testing

bagelmeme if you're into that.

Keep us posted

those are an older meme on rebound

you're me

shark sd cards are not reliable anymore?

They just cost the same as other cards

>tfw the postman tells me that only me and another guy gets packages in the whole village


3rd world balkan shit yeeeeeee

Decent cheap headphones with mic for a smart phone?

Eiaosi X6 if its still 2.59, otherwise Zircons

>girl at the local postal office couldn't find my larger package sent from a local company because she's used to digging in the box of smaller, imported packages

They have been harder to get and there's fakes everywhere.
They're still reliable.

I've been researching straight razors to get from chinkland this past week. Kinda hard to tell if I'll get chinked or not. Anybody have any experience with this? I'm looking at some called river lake and another brand Titan.

Enjoy lead poisoning if you cut yourself.

Kek
I've got standards I'm looking at

He even knows my name already and we talk a few minutes about casual stuff everytime because of this.

Wena nido.

Don't listen to you'll regret it.

Jesus christ.

aliexpress.com/store/product/Mantis-NEW-Finger-Spinner-Phone-Cases-for-iPhone-7-Finger-Handspinner-Hard-PC-Cover-for-iPhone/2738004_32814403573.html?spm=2114.11010108.26.23.iTPFP5

as an autist who actually likes spinners this is fucking retarded

the only good chink spinners are those cigreen metal ones

every day we stray further from god's light

>tfw faggot mailman never knocks so i have to wait in front of the door every day like a sperg or id have to walk 45 min to get to the closest post office

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mail doesn't come at the same time every day? He doesn't leave packages on your doorstep?

It never really come at the same time, so i have to wake up at 8am and wait.
Even if the package fit in the mailbox he leave a paper on my door handle.

fuck this cunt i swear

Fuck off faggot

I'm waiting on front of the door (inside) and i see him come and put a paper so i quickly open the door and shout at him before he can walk away so i can get my package.

Shit happens like almost every time

i swer

Kys ausfag

goodnight, chinkshit mouse that served me from games to programming

>tfw have microfingers so the average chink mouse scroll wheel is too far so it's nor comfortable

neets kys

>just walk 45 minutes fat piece of shit.

t. faggot mailman

is there any decent chinese headunits? preferably something android based which can find my godforsaken eastern yuroppeen dirt backroads?
>captcha
>select all roads

Buy some chink proximity sensors

or a bicycle, exercise is good for you

Got my new wallet / card holder after 2.5+ months.
Comes with the lovely chink stench though it aired out in a few hours.The PU """leather""" is stiff the the point where I'm not sure if the middle pocket is very usable (the folded bill barely made it in).
It's small and fairly thin but not as small as I expected.

This faggot nigger mailman is paid by my tax money so i expect him to fucking leave the package in my doorstep or fucking knock.

ima put a fucking claymore mine in front of my door

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did you mean your mom's tax money?

It's actually a bit taller than my previous "I want a slim and minimal wallet because my pockets are small and I carry too much in them" wallet. (pictured beneath)
Guess knockoff DAX is the compact-est choice.

I live in an apt mane but nice projection thought.

this mouse was fucking xbox hueg and I loved it to every end because my hands are LUMBERJACK BIG

> walk 45 min
Minutes don't mean anything. I can walk 10km in 1hr40min, or 4km in 30 minutes, totally depends on the pace. And yes, walk more, it's good for you.

Walking isn't the problem,it's the fucking mailman who can't do his job.

report him then retard

have you tried talking to him or putting a note on the door

sperging out on Sup Forums won't help you

Are there any chink HAM radios I can throw in my center console?

impliggin this is gonna change anything because he's probably some affirmative action nigger

he's too dumb or just a plain dick to understand

read

Anyone bought one of these?
aliexpress.com/item/Universal-Portable-Aluminium-Alloy-Mobile-Phone-Holder-Bed-Office-Desk-Table-Holder-for-iPhone-Huawei-Xiaomi/32806082920.html
I bought one so I'll review when it arrives

Any recommendations for bluetooth earbuds? Like brands and vocalism principles? My cousin got one and it sounds pretty okay-ish but i didnt like the plastic body.

Do or talk to him directly, I remember on of the first chink shit packet I received, the mailman was asking for a 10 cents tip and my sister got mad because of it and told him he shouln't be asking for tip if he has a salary, the guy never asked tip again but we still gave him some from time to time because we became friends.
That went long, the thing is, you should try to talk to him first.

I bought these a while back and they work really well. Only thing odd about them is that i hear a Chink girl say whatever in Chinese every time I sync them up to my phone

gearbest.com/headsets/pp_202762.html

I just realized that they're out of stock. I bet you could find them on ebay or amazon though.

Are both of them that bad? If yes, what others would you recommend?

it will take a while to arrive to my shithole, so if someone wants to join in the quest to find cheap SDs here:
aliexpress.com/store/product/New-styles-Class-10-Micro-SD-Card-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-Memory-Card-C10-Mini-SD/2955080_32798930199.html

aliexpress.com/item/2017-Newest-4gb-8gb-16gb-memory-card-32gb-64gb-micro-sd-card-class6-class10-SDcard-SDHC/32814904117.html

aliexpress.com/item/Full-Size-Memory-Cards-Micro-SD-Card-32GB-Class-10-Grade-Memory-Card-64gb-32gb-16GB/32813381714.html

Linksu?

>tfw i'll have to train him like a dog by giving him money everytime he does his job properly

wew, fucking captcha getting harder

>the mailman asked for a tip
Jesus Christ

>going for walk in the morning
>crosspaths with old mailman in his bicycle
>wonder if he has something for me
>get home
>theres a package for me

Best feeling.

thanks but i would jew out on this one and spend around 10$+-.
Found my cousins tho: aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-G6-Bluetooth-4-0-Sport-Earphone-Hand-Free-Wireless-Bluetooth-Headset-Earphone-Sports-In-ear/32692382034.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10171_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10136_10137_519_10111_10060_10138_10112_10113_10155_10062_10114_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10182_10059_303_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10096_10123_10189_10052_10053_10142_10107_142_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=7838f168-1ed8-4323-ac75-637cb7408c7e&algo_expid=48978523-23be-4dbc-b768-2146b2be4819-18&algo_pvid=48978523-23be-4dbc-b768-2146b2be4819

And this one looks fint too but it has way less reviews: aliexpress.com/item/Jiabosi-Magnet-Wireless-Bluetooth-Earphones-Stereo-Outdoor-Sport-Noise-Canceling-Music-Earbuds-With-Mic-For-iPhone/32757795242.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10171_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10136_10137_519_10111_10060_10138_10112_10113_10155_10062_10114_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10182_10059_303_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10096_10123_10189_10052_10053_10142_10107_142_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=8a9fcfc7-c823-498b-a8c1-5cb0af38b4bd&algo_expid=6238bba2-70be-44aa-8617-c623a6777d0d-1&algo_pvid=6238bba2-70be-44aa-8617-c623a6777d0d

aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-G6-Bluetooth-4-0-Sport-Earphone-Hand-Free-Wireless-Bluetooth-Headset-Earphone-Sports-In-ear/32692382034.html
aliexpress.com/item/Jiabosi-Magnet-Wireless-Bluetooth-Earphones-Stereo-Outdoor-Sport-Noise-Canceling-Music-Earbuds-With-Mic-For-iPhone/32757795242.html

Hola cerdo, cuándo te vas a matar?

they both look incredibly cheap and would break after a few uses.
I mean hey, buy them and try them, but for a little more I've already used the one i posted.

>implicando que soy el cerdo
No, tú.

they go in your ears not in your ass

Yeah I bought the QKZ. We'll see. I only need them for that 20 mins. while I'm biking home.

Solo quería ver cómo reaccionarías, nos olemos por ahí loro encubierto

is your SD card penguin AND camel compliant?

not worth the shipping time. I can get that for the same price from amazon in 2 days.

i want to treat myself for some new memery iems for my birthday, which one of these will get me less chinked?

aliexpress.com/item/KZ-N1-Dual-Driver-Earphones-and-Headphones-mini-Extra-Bass-Turbo-Wide-Sound-Field-In-ear/32598030530.html

aliexpress.com/item/Earphone-fone-de-ouvido-QKZ-DM8-auriculares-audifonos-Mini-Original-hybrid-dual-dynamic-driver-in-ear/32792328325.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrive-KENU-GK-ED-Special-Edition-Professional-In-ear-Headphone-Clear-Bass-Metal-earphone-for/2044254243.html

aliexpress.com/item/KZ-ATE-Copper-Driver-Ear-Hook-HiFi-In-Ear-Earphone-Sport-Headphones-For-Running-With-Foam/32490491690.html

Or anything in that price range

Don't buy SanDisk Ultra cards, invest in a SanDisk Extreme or Lexar 633x.
goprofanatics.com/forum/gopro-hd-hero3/3374-unless-you-want-problems-dont-use-32gb-sandisk-ultra-chips.html

good for you hans, not everyone have amazon.

ZS3 from goybest

VE Monk Plus
Bought those on veclan com, paid with paypal
I should get them about one month ago
Have I just lost $5 +shipping?

goddamned my ROCK zircon's already broke after a bit over a month

I litterally talked to someone about making this exact thing weeks ago because retards would buy the shit out of it. Fucking chinks stole my idea

Anyone bought these xiaomeme sneakers?

Are they comfy?

what has arrived today lads, i'm excited

nah, you'll probably still get them chink tracking just messes up sometimes. do you like earbuds?

those actually look pretty comfy and wider than most nikes. If you buy them definitely post how they fit

Is buying anime figures from china advisable? Or is the quality horrible?

its a leather handbag!

you can take the straps and studs holding them in place off, i've done that because i just wanted a neat looking bag to put stuff in. was $15

inside of the bag

Chinkphone thread:

hurr

Nice purse.