No WWDC 2017 Threads?

>Apple WWDC 2017: live stream, start time, and schedule for today’s keynote

>mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/05/technology/apple-wwdc.html

GIVE ME A KABY LAKE MBA WTH TB3 NOW

Mods need to sticky a thread.

>apple facilitates drug dealing
well I guess ebtween this and the High Sierra they know their audience pretty well

Did Apple just save malls?

No darkie mode? Why does apple hate niggers?

> wifi doppler effect measurement
wait what?

They're idiots and won't make one, every goddamn wwdc got its own but not apple. Puerile pos.

So apple copies everything from google now?

literally everything is data harvesting

this new do not disturb is helping their maps/self-driving shit

>Apple maps now measures your speed

Take that and mail it to 2015 when WAZE WAS COMING OUT WITH IT

>multi-room audio control baked into os

ok, that's pretty good

Lol, you idiots will never have a replaceable desktop GPU again. They even had to use an external GPU thunderbolt hack to get VR working decently.

>No WWDC 2017 threads
>there are already several

>No WWDC 2017 Threads?

>Phil Shiller

PHIL SHILLING

tfw you get so fat you stop tucking your shirt in

>that Nintendo money

>We'll show you where the security is at the aiport, so you can plan better!
LMAO

how so?

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PREGGERS
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The modular Mac Pro is coming next year.

Yo guys you think they finally got the G5s cool enough to put in laptops?

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I can't remember the last time I opened the play store.

MILKY TIDDIES

>preggo asian for diversity

>preggers asian woman
diversity quota filled

preggo!

Jesus christ, that app store redesign is fucking awful.

Why the fuck do they think putting a huge fucking picture one ONE app at a time on the main page is a good idea? Now instead of having access to 20-30 apps at once, we just see one. That's so fucking dumb

BLEACHED?

NIPS

> apple tries to be even more progressive
> pregnant asian woman

THICC

I WANT TO SUCK ON HER MILKY BREASTS

I can see her nipples lmao

I'd tap her app

she birthh me

I want to cum inside her

That was a good fap.

lmaooo they actually brought a 8 month pregnant bitch to the stage

liberalism has gone too far

T H I C C

I see nipples.

>no bra

BUN

IN

THE

OVEN

I didn't fap for about a week, this bitch got me over the edge

BIG
ASIAN
TIDDIES

knew this was coming lol

>getting spammed by in app purchases every time you open the app store

thats a shitty idea, shill

apple invented breathing

>jif

black baby inside for extra diversity

iPregnant?

>anti product development manager
what

>tfw disappointed and wasn't even expecting much

P R E G G O

PREGNANT

Must be cold there.

t-thicc?

She's a strong woman who don't need no man. Except to develop stuff for her to show off

LLOL JIFS

wonder how her pusy is like

>pregnant

did they talk about macOS?

What is she talking about? I can't focus with the tits.

Amen

>jhiff

>JIFFS

Loose as hell

This shit is so cringe I regularly have to mute it to not die

Do you think her husband is white?

why are you implying the presenters all have to be white men?

I'll believe the DIVERSITY claim when I see a black woman

This looks fucking awful.

I heard tits on vsco

thanks furiouspotatoface

Ok i have a boner

Holy fuck that joke completely fell flat just like the profile of her face

Yes.

yes

I want to impregnate an Asian chick

definitely

eGPU support 580 and vega drivers, metal 2

>TEATS

APPLE INVENTED CATEGORIES WOW

The charts look so fucked

I hope he's black

It ain't tight for sure.

black

>
yeah, I don't even remember the changes they were so underwhelming
>split screen mail or something
>icloud sync for messages
I don't remember the rest

Is this it?

iOS 10 was a huge release, how is 11 so miniscule in comparison?

>Animated GIFs
>OR JHIFFS!!!!!!

God this is painful

probably a nu-beta male, they're all turning to chinks because they're too scary of the niggers stealing white women

oh my god this is so fucking bad.

FuriousPotatoFace

I can already see the headlines tomorrow about how brave and bold Apple was to put on a pregnant presenter

this event fucking SUCKS

Yellow'd!!

okay buddy where are the colored minorities? it's so obvious Apple is being extra progressive for the sake of being progressive so they try to cover all the bases except they still haven't had anyone of color on stage

Why is a 8 month pregnant woman even working still? Shouldn't she be at home resting?

they just love making everything uglier. control panel, now this.

>women can be funny