2nd outage in a week

>2nd outage in a week
What do you reckon went wrong this time?

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Reminder that unless you are a FOSS hipster you should've moved away from Github.

Where do I go?

GitLab

Sourceforge or use a self-hosted gitlab my man

Probably use AWS

Someone decided that optical fiber is sexist and cut all the internet links.

How long until github goes out of business?
They haven't actually made a cent of profit since they opened 10 years ago, and yet they somehow keep getting more venture capital to stay open.

The reliability engineer they hired through their blinded hiring process was a white male, so they fired him and replaced him with someone who didn't know how to restore their backups.

Damn, Github just got fucking TOLD.

Is this the latest Micros**t shill strategy, poojeet?

Away from github and towards...

Not enough diversity

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i never got why people used github over regular git

The patriarchy, obviously...

Feminism

They realized their datacenter doesn't employ enough women so they unplugged everything until they hired more.

Is github really that sjw?
I only git clone stuff from there, never bothered participating in the community.

I don't think you know what github or git is.

>Is github really that sjw?

Yes it's an absolute disgrace.

>tfw saw this shit coming from four years away and moved to Assembla
Never looked back.

Just last week, they canceled their own conference because the blind review process they used to select speakers ended up selecting an all-white all-male lineup. This despite the fact that they've been (rightfully) advocating blind review for years to remove any possibility of prejudice and ensure that applicants are select based strictly on merit.

Did GitHub just prove women have no merit?

Someone posted phallic emoji again.

they've already done that by picking a panel of straight white men for a talk through a /blind selection process/

should have read the quoted post
please excuse me white i hang myself

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>a FOSS hipster
I don't give a fuck about FOSS but my 100k job require to have a github (and a fucking blog)

>eletron
this fucking cancerous piece of shit, the new adobe flash for people that can't be bothered to learn Skia

embrace the A U B E R G I N E

>I don't give a fuck about FOSS
Why are you on Sup Forums?

>sjwhub outage

Because this place is for talking about technology not about FOSS, are you falling for the Stallman meme? I like another fat bearded Jew; Steve Wozniak.

>posting emoticons depicting eggplants is considered harassment
lol

Post yfw Microsoft has migrated to Github

Is this called SJW in the ALT-right? Try doing that at work you bunch of retards.

>Sourceforge

What is this the fucking 90s?

>i feel threatened and violated because someone posted an eggplant

50000 years of human evolution and a fucking eggplant on a screen makes you feel unsafe

It's a woman, they're perpetually paranoid about getting raped.

t. lefty shill

>Not moving to Bitbucket in 2015

I think you dropped this.

Bitbucket is better anyway

>bitbucket.org/site/master/issues/8629/harassing-repository

>When you hire people just for affirmative action and not for solving problems

Their servers seem to be in Australia because remote commands take forever and now they tell me I need to login after every push.

Bitbucket: The Git solution for Professional Teams

not poser teams

you can set up your own bitbucket instance if you want to, or just realise that you're just being gay

Their found out their system administration staff was 100% white male, so they accordingly laid off 90% to make room for an even 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 diversity spread.

There aren't even that many races on this planet.

Karma for them canceling their shit.
Anti-white scumbags.

sure there are;
1. white
2. brown
3. yellow
4. black
5. blue
6. orange
7. pony
8. unspecified
9. cis
10. attack helocopter

>implying my go to tmp variable names aren't tits, clit, nips, booty etc.
All things that are preferably used once and then thrown in the trash for reuse.

>tfw for (tits = 2; tits != booty; clit++) {

diversity engineers are on it dont worry

>you can set up your own bitbucket instance
I want to use a 3rd party to avoid that. I'll try Google Cloud Source next as I'll never hit their free tier limits anyway.

>just realise that you're just being gay
Realized that long ago

nigguh

>mfw when Cecelia assigns you to take the cultural re-education course

>trusting a google service to last
wew lad

Bitbucket.

Dying. I'm dying.

fucking white males are responsible

this shit wouldnt have happened if they were more diverse and hand paco and jamal and ahmed and pajeet running the ropes

also fuck asian males because they have joined the nazis

DIVERSITY

paco and pajeet aren't even real names dumbass

>What do you reckon went wrong this time?
A feminist probably asked them to go down, twice.

Probably fired all the white males. It justified obviously. Diversity isn't free.

>Feminist Software Foundation
>FSF
This is a scam

Fuck off, newfag.

>technology =/= FOSS

Bitbucket, gitlab, gitgud, look it up you worthless trash

>inb4 State sponsored actors

This wasn't the future I dreamed of as a kid 20 years ago

FOSS hipsters as you say host their own git repos and stay away from botnet service platforms, wtf are you even talking about
why would you ever want to trust some rando company to handle your login details, git projects and other personal infos when you can as easily host all of this yourself

repo.or.cz/

>Not hosting your own instances of gitea

>SJW running things
>Consistent & major service outages
It's expected.

gogs on a VPS

FOSS hipsters don't have the skills to make git repos. They spend their day discussing problematic inclusiveness matters in web development projects.

>feminism
it was a mistake

and what colour their juice squeezer should be and if that colour could/would be considered gender neutral.

this.
gitlab uses 10000x more resources

move fast and break things

My company fixes their stats like this too.
Not saying they are lying, but definately not being transparent.

If you don't care about GitHub collaboration, use Fossil. fossil-scm.org/

Why not just declare that there is another gender named koder?
Diversity ratings would instantly skyrocket.

What does USB have to do with programming?

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