It's kinda weird having a laptop with no limits

It's kinda weird having a laptop with no limits

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here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple uses themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")

>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked


tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded

I wanted an MBP because it's a UNIX for the masses that doesn't drain my battery, and also my employer bought it for me as my sign-up bonus.

Stay mad

ikr? There's nothing it can't do.

>>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims
like poetry

looks like something a kid with special needs would use

Switched from a Dell Latitude 2017, try again

>frogposter
>iphone filename
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.

lol......so very true

>no limits
>except you can't upgrade the ram
>or SSD
>or CPU
>or remove the battery
>or game on it

macs are actually super durable
not even a mac shill, i've had one years and I even spilled a whole glass of water on the keyboard like a retard and it's still running perfectly.

haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)

Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism.
I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.

I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.

I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them

So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.

One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.

haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.

I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

>you can't upgrade anything
let's not forget that's the """""pro""""" model, too

>being employed
Typical sheep

I don't consider you my friends, but whatever.

Lying is not nice, pajeet
Do you want to be reborn as a cow?

Cows are sacred in India, user. If you run over a cow, you get prison. If you run over a beggar or a child from the lower castes, you're fined.

I'm not even kidding.

>worked at tech support at a small company
>one day the boss came to my office and told me that they needed my help
>a few people were standing at a macbook in the conference room
>they were looking at some mails in the default email program of OSX
>"user we have a small problem here. We are looking for an email but it's gone"
>there were hundreds of emails in that folder
>the only problem was that for some reason mac OS does not display a scrollbar by default so they did not know that they had to scroll down
>the only way to scroll down is by using a two finger gesture that they did not know (they never used a tocuhpad or apple computer before)
>showed them how to do it
>the other tech support guy told me that even he did not know that because he too does not use macs

So yeah, Mac OS is not user friendly.

That's so much text. Mailman came, I'm gonna airdrop my pepe folder to the new Mac now, fuckchop

>macfag can't read

Just use siri then, you fatass

There's not a single premium windows laptop tho

calm down spergo

>apple products
>premium

The only premium about them is the price.

macs are far from waterproof, you were ether just lucky or the side effects of giving your laptop water has not started to show yet

I've watched a lot of Luis Rossman videos so I'm an expert at the subject

Sage and report people.

Sage. and. report.

And the quality

Wow haha you really showed him.

We'll let you get back to troubleshooting your creaky brushed metal super premium HP laptop convertible now

>with no limits
Is that in your Grindr profile?

lel, keep deluding yourselves

>gaming
>multimedia
>production
>audio
>browsing
>CAD

There's just not a limit with a modern MacBook Pro. I don't feel restrained

Then why are they banned on the ISS?

here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple uses themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")

>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked


tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded

And that's YOUR post. That is an ORIGINAL thought.

Yeah, you got me.

Try running anything CUDA on it tho :^)

at least they are allowed in starbucks

>>or game on it

>cherrypicking one point while completely ignoring other ones

It's kinda weird having a $5000 laptop limited to 800mhz.

I didnt disagree with the others but that one was pretty autistic desu senpai

stop pretending like you're any more intelligent than a Mac user.

winfags are retarded. they're just macfags too poor to buy macs.

(OP)

Premium throttling desu

Literally no one knows what the fuck you're on about

What's a premium Windows laptop then?

Best laptop ever. I love it when MAC fags can't stop staring at the beautiful OLED display

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

xps 15 that maintains a cpu frequency of 2.8 GHz even under prime95 and temps max out around 60C°.

Last I hear mac "pros" throttled to 1ghz the moment you did anything cpu intensive.

it's a really shitty unix clone

It's kinda weird having a $3000 laptop with more limits than an Acer.

>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
Posting this with my 2013 13 inch MacBook Pro. My 2010 13 inch MacBook Pro still works just fine, my mom uses it every day.

>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
So much projecting.

>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")
Because no Linux user ever tried to this too.

>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked
Projecting again.

>origin in the background.
you cancerous excuse for a human being, off yourself.

Well shit man, that piece of shit is required to run/update battlefeels 4u, the only vidya I play a few times a week.

>buy applel laptop
>it costs a ton
>has some pos core-m that maxes out at 2.0ghz
>jk throttling means it hits that 2.0 for about 15 seconds
>rest of the time its hitting 900mhz

The 1ghz is a bit of a meme, especially newer models, but the XPS is indeed a beast machine.

Only downside is that you have to insist with Dell customer support and force them to replace every minimally flawed component until you have the perfect machine.

>People care this much about the notebook and operating system you use
Holy shit the insecurities and mental illness are strong ITT

>>except you can't upgrade the ram
>>or SSD
>>or CPU
>>or remove the battery
>>or game on it

Can you upgrade the CPU of most laptops???

>XPS15
>premium

Last I heard the newest 2016 pro model throttles to 2GHz and temps spike to 80C° when watching youtube. Not really much of an improvement desu. Wouldn't recommend that laptop for any kind of cpu intensive task.

Find me a "premium" macbook "pro" that can sustain 2.8GHz in prime95.

>protip: you can't

>Shill posts about a laptop with no limits
>On a laptop that thermally limits

Dropped immediately but 1/10 for making me rage enough to reply before hiding the thread

I personally don't like the Keyboard and the Trackpad feels kinda nice with its size but the tactile feedback overall feels really bad. And the Touch Bar is a weird gimmick unless you edit videos (which I don't do). I'd understand if people like this but it simply does not suit me personally.

fpbp

Because they need linux

>not already assuming that it's scrollable without a visible bar
User error

That's not mission control or the ISS. Those people have fire extinguishers under those desks.

>PR department

Meanwhile at mission control where they do real work.

>The 1ghz is a bit of a meme

youtube.com/watch?v=9DyUitTVWlw

DELET THIS

On Chinkshit Thinkpads you can, and they cost maybe 1/25th the price of a Fagbook.

Older Thinkpads like the X220 you can simply buy a new motherboard w/ CPU and replace it yourself easily.

Can you smash it to the ground?

Ok, no, you can't.

There's a limit.

>drop chinkpad
>nothing happens
>drop applel 2000 dollary doo laptop
>it breaks
>that'll be $400 applel care doesnt cover that )))))))))))))

this a spicy pasta

>>gaming
bait/10

>>multimedia
>>production
>>audio
see pic

>>browsing
wow, it can do something a chromebook does

>>CAD
top
fucking
kek
AutoCAD barely even works in macshitOS and is missing half its functionality.

t.AssBlasted MacFags

Its a computer man, does it really need to be that cuthroat?

I don't think your device choice makes you autistic. Unless you're blowing thousands on it just for the brand name because that's pretty stupid

>Having to use two fingers to scroll down instead of a scroll wheel or even one finger

No no that's not a user error

You are retarded.

This is on a trackpad i assume. I dont think scrolling on a trackpad with one finger would be a good idea

I know what you're trying to say here, but the mac trackpad is actually good. I don't miss the thinkNipple on my macbook pro, but I do miss it on every other laptop.

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