Welp Sup Forums, it's all over. We've reached the end of the line

Welp Sup Forums, it's all over. We've reached the end of the line.

>parents get ahold of my computer after I lost my respected job as a math teacher at some ghetto highschool in new orleans for sexual harassment
>they take away all of my technology and then start to put hacker software from third world countries to watch it to monitor my mental health and make sure I can't access porn or anything like that
>they start to bully me more and they force me into programs to help with porn addiction and to improve social skills (K... I'm 26 not 7 you can stahp.)
>try to get around all this shit by stealing a usb from the lockbox they put all of my technology in and installing a linus on it
>accidentl delet everything

Well im trapped on linus island with nothing but this shitty usb drive and an internet connection. Where the fuck are the .exes? this gay. Coming to you through the wonderful power of linus island... fuck,

Nice blog, subscribed.

cool

your gay

familiar meme

>sexual harassment
what did you do?

Welll...... I sort of touched one of my coworkers butts and tried to play it off as an accident. I thought she liked it so I did it again and she started screaming so i got onto the floor because i didnt want to get shot.

install gentoo

The fuck.

>I thought she liked it
>thought
You don't just make approaches like that without being 100% sure.

You probably do need this social skills program

I dont kow... i nevr had autism but I do adhd. Will that make me need these programs?

Why are autists allowed to teach?

I hope this isnt real. Do ppl like this actually exist?

damn OP you're a full blown turbo autist. an inspiration to millions.

install gentoo

You slapped your coworkers ass, Who I I'm assuming is a minority due to it being New Orleans, in one of the current most racially divided cities in the country? Fucking idiot. Also, keep your niggers in your own city and out of Hammond. They're spilling out.

It could happen to anyone...
It could happen to you...

I'm not retarded.

well i exist so XD

she was asian, i dont like brown people. and it wasnt a slap, it was a grab, i respect women then you very much

>i respect women

>she started screaming so i got onto the floor because i didnt want to get shot.
Hmm.

>I respect women
Says the dude who unsolicitedly grabbed a woman's ass

>I respect women
I don't, and still wouldn't even grope one of my dirtiest slam pieces at our place of work.

Move out you human failure, stop being a retard. Maybe respect other people enough to not just grab them by their ass, that's for rich and handsome people, and even then only sluts allow them to do that.

>for sexual harassment
lmao serves you right for interacting with stupid 3dpd whores

you sound like a 15 year old

i would move out if i had a job LOL i'm not going to be living like a poor person again.

whats so wrong with respecting women?

The more you reply the more I'm convinced your either a troll or underage.

Go fuck yourself
What if I give your daughter a sexual harassment

>Not using TempleOS

>literal cancer by Terry Doofus

How can your parents do that to you? Do you still live with them? At 26?

can you not read XD

Why do your parents have that kind of power over you at 27? Why did you get fired for sexual harassment?
>a frog poster was teaching our children
>the future of America was being corrupted by a dumb frog poster
dumb frog poster kys

WOW so i gave my friend on discord access to my computer on vnc and he fucked up the usb drive and tried to put commands into the terminal like a secret agent so i cancelled his connection!! what the fuck is wrong! i met this guy off hear he was the one who suggested getting onto linus island

Unironically yes. My 6th grade year, we had a teacher who was Sup Forums personified. Dude was hilarious as fuck and probably a genuine sperg. He probably posted on Sup Forums. He got fired pretty fast though.

8/10 post. made me chuckle.

how can you be 27 and still have your parents whoop your ass and control your pornography baka

Next time you get on the floor walk the dinosaur.

Listen to your parentes.
Stop faping to traps.

are you seriously asking this question on Sup Forums ?

MODS

Here is what you do:

1. Stop letting your parents run your life.

You're over 18. They have no power over you. Just take your possessions back from them and if they protest tell them what they have done is illegal.

I assume you are living with them, and there is the risk of them kicking you out. That is very unlikely to happen given what you've already said about them. They won't let you get away that easily. But you need to set boundaries for them and tell them you are going to handle your problems on your own. If they still can't agree to this then you need to leave anyway. Ask another relative to help you out for a while, or a friend. Ask a church for help if you can't get help from anyone else.

how can i do that when im stuck on linus island!
i still cant find a way to get onto a window! drivers :()

Are .. you Indian?

>implying that Sup Forums isn't NEET enough to attempt this.

As much as I want to believe this is a troll, I know people like this exist on Sup Forums

of course hes fucking indian, it screams indian parenting

which linux did you try to install
you better pray it wasn't gentoo/arch

Same here. I can't decide if it's an amazing troll or one of the saddest Sup Forumsentlesirs I've ever seen. Either way, good job OP for providing us with a hearty chuckle.

Lemme get this straight, A straight, white guy who teaches math at a local nigger city high school, gets charged with sexual harassment by an actual monkey, then has his parents take all of his shit because he's too much of a pussy to tell them to fuck right off and just lets it happen? Nice story, bro. No wonder you got charged with sexual harassment, you can't even convince other whites that the sheboon was lying.

If he's indian, does he have a sister? I bet she's cute af.

>parents get ahold of my computer after I lost my respected job as a math teacher at some ghetto highschool in new orleans for sexual harassment
gonna need more info on this if you want me to read beyond that

It's called going a fucking date first. Jesus christ.

It's not sexual harassment. I was just being playful.l

I hope this is just a troll, how you were able to pass highschool yourself is beyond belief

>>parents get ahold of my computer after I lost my respected job as a math teacher at some ghetto highschool in new orleans for sexual harassment
Seems like something that would have shown up in the local news, if true.

Don't forget to open the door

OKAY GUYS UPDATE!!!

i escaped off linus island to teh mainland on a ferry!! i now have access to windows 7 free of all of the parental blocks! YES! but now, i have no wifi drivers :( sad faec

I will never respect women agaiN!

NICE 700 WINS ZOZZLE

I touch my co-workers all the time. They slap my ass and my favorite is sticking ice down their shirt and groping their tits in the process.

>tfw i would actually subscribe to this blog

this bait is nowhere even remotely amusing, fuck off OP