New Macbook pro with Kaby Lake

[Colton Hernandez]

Perfect laptop doesn't exis-

[Asher Sullivan]

i hope you get penis cancer so you can't use it on your boyfriend

[James Clark]

>gay
b-but I'm not an android user.

but anyway, there isn't a single PC laptop that even comes close to new MBP in terms of looks, performance and screen.

[Jackson Watson]

Not so fast.

[Isaiah Mitchell]

>surface
lmao... complete fucking garbage. it's bushleague.

[John Jenkins]

Nice argument

[Levi Rogers]

Enjoy your nasty dirty felt palm rests 2 months from now.

[Christian Brown]

They didn't even adopt USB-C

Also it comes with a shit version of Windows

[Daniel Perez]

>now with new premium apple throttling technology that will let you run at max turbo for 2 mins!

[Oliver Lopez]

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?