ITT: create your own software license

ITT: create your own software license

1. You are only allowed to use this software if you install gentoo

Non-White-Heterosexual-Male Licensed software

If you are not a white heterosexual male you are permitted to copy, sell and
use this work in any manner you choose without need to include any attribution
you do not see fit. You are asked as a courtesy to retain this license in any
derivatives but you are not required. If you are a white heterosexual male you
are provided the same permissions (reuse, modification, resale) but are required
to include this license in any documentation and any public facing derivative.
You are also required to include attribution to the original author or to an
author responsible for redistribution of a derivative.

>Allowed as long as the name is changed
And you pathetic fucks think this license is "Unrestricted".
At that point you're better off with a EULA.

>use of this software is consent to the installation of various software as deemed beneficial by the licenser, included but not limited to bitcoin mining software
>you may not copy, modify, move to a different folder, right click to show properties, compress or extract this program
>this program and the licenser are not responsible for any legal issues you may or may not have due to our use of your system, with or without further permission
>this product is known to cause cancer in the state of california, but does not cause cancer in oregon

ARRRG this license is gay....


0. DON'T TOUCH ME FAGGOT

>NO NIGGERS

The technical mind fuck license

The license requires. That software it is used for is made entirely from the most autistic artists autistic mind imaginable by an autist, allowing absolutely halft or 4th the functionality advertised and organizing coded in. The license comes as a easy add on for your code that makes it compliant for the best experience possible. Also helps to have a dildo to put up your ass when using any software6designed with this license. And the software absofuxkinglutely cannot be free as in freedom, and must be free as in free beer. Bonus points if the program sends user data to the NSA, unsolicited.

Years ago when i was a kid i designed a basic 3d game and wrote up a t&c for it

I remember putting in "this software is not allowed to be played within 5kms of the San Andreas fault line"

I was a silly kid

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS MY SOFTWARE ONLY ROBOTS ARE ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH THE SOFTWARE OR ITS SOURCE CODE FUCKING NORMIES DOING SO WILL BE SHOT YES NORMIES I AM NOT MAKING ANY KIND OF JOKE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOOT YOU

THE REVISED BEERWARE LICENSE

wrote the original version of this file. As long as your keep this notice intact and don't blame the author(s) for anything that happens when using this file you can do whatever you want with this stuff.
If we meet some day, and you think this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.

...

>MIT
sure he can borrow it, not return it, claim that it's his and rent it to other kids to play with

ALLAH PUBLIC LICENSE

• Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand (above).
• Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
• Criticizing Muhammad or denying that he is a prophet is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Allah is punishable by death (see Allah moon god).
• A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death (compulsion in religion).
• A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
• A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
• Girls' clitoris should be cut (Muhammad's words, Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
• A woman can have 1 husband, who can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
• A man can beat his wife for insubordination (see Religion of Peace).
• A man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce.
• A divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it.
• Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
• A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
• A woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a man's.
• A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits (see Errors in Quran).
• A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
• A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
• Meat to eat must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be "Halal".
• Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.

Pen0r license

If you are using this software and happen to be an attractive female, you must suck my pen0r

Hey I remember a thread about that before

This software may not be used by any person of Semitic descent or Judaic person or any person residing in Israel (a Jew), or employed or otherwise associated with Israeli organisations, or organisations conducting work in, or in benefit of, Israel, or for the benefit of Jews.
And the rest is basically LGPL or something.

Will these actually work or can they be thrown out some how if challenged?

gee, can a bunch of text that no one reads actually stop anyone?

I don't mean "can this stop some fat neckbeard from using my code"
I mean if I caught a company using my code without following what I've written, do I have a case?

Already did years ago:
PANTY LOVERS PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 1, May UC -0039

Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.


PANTY LOVERS PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any
purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the following
conditions are met:
0. The above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following
disclaimer must appear in all copies or substantial portions of the software.
ε. You must wear panties at all time.
1. You must shave your legs prior to any interaction with this software


THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL,
SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; SUCKING COCK AT A BUS STATION;
LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND
ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT
(INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS
SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

END OF TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Best license imo

the company could ask for example a woman to clone your project and modify the license, then clone her project with the new license
I guess it might also clash with laws that have higher priority

Looks like something the hodgetwins would write

That's a good way to circumvent the anti-white male license, but there's no such way around the anti-jew one.

I'm guessing it would depend on local laws. But then would it depend on the laws where the author lives, or on the laws where the license is used? What if I live in a country that allows you to put, and enforce, anything on your license, and then Israel makes a law against anti-semitic discrimination in licenses - would some Israeli corporation be able to use my software then?