Sup Forums hates Google

>Sup Forums hates Google
When will they realize that Google is a future of mankind?

The age of states and nations are now dying. It's now the age of Google

By 2030, Google will replace Government. USA? China? EU?
Fuck them all. 1(one) Google can beat 200(two-hundreds) countries by 2045.

TL;DR: Love Google, Use Google, Trust Google.

literally
who

Even if google can beat the taxman, won't google just become the new taxman?

And then what if i visit yahoo?

Off to the Goolags with you

G-as chamber, perhaps?

Is advertising a passive tax upon the advertisee, in this age of data delivery rental?

rehaboogletation complex

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I, for one, welcome our Jewgle overlords.

fuck off kike

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kek, google is going down the drain, we can only hope facebook and MS follow suits soon

this but unironically

You worship a false idol. Jeff Bezos in his infinite wisdom will be the prophet to take us to the promise land

don't you mean the...googlags? YEEEAAAHHH

Wrong

Does anybody use Google Drive

I for one look forward to my position in Google's paramilitary.

google is already dying because everyone is sick of their marxist propaganda and intelligence agency collusion

Never forget that Google is literally censoring news outlets that disagree with somebody's narrative. Whether they (the news outlets) are fucktards or not, it is blatant censorship and Google are faggots for doing it.

I fucking hate Apple but I might have to get an iphone just to longer feed these cunts.

>marxist propaganda
What?

Marxism is like communism

>30 Shekels have been deposited into your Jewgle Wallet

Google > Apple
It's a shame Windows phones are garbage, M$ just tries to manipulate you into buying their shit

Kek

You're an idiot.

You're a huge idiot.

You're an idiot.

Censorship is nothing new. It isn't the end of the world. Oppressive regimes have existed before, and they will always continue to rise and fall.

Google isn't the worst thing that could happen.

Me!

It's only about 8-9 dollars you dumbass

Dude, google is just an internet advertising company

Are you blind?

I know what is marxism. How is it related to google?

>literally nothing special
>it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev'
>faster to come up with search history as well
>meme'd to relevance
>been a failure ever since
>google+ facebook clone
>google video youtube clone
>google shopping amazon clone
>google maps miraculously caught on...probably due to 'mapquest' being hard to type and meme
>employees walk around silicon valley like they're the shit
>literally only made 1 viable product

it's a failure of a company

Marx was a jew and sergay brin is a jew too

Q.E.D. : Google is marxist

It also doesn't make it OK and doesn't mean it should be glossed over.

When you are censoring a major avenue of exposure completely and other major players of an industry are doing the same thing, as well as removing their ad revenue to cause as much damage as possible, that's collusion.

That logic

(You)

And how much would you expect to get paid to shitpost on an anonymous Korean waffle exchange forum.

10000$/post

Welcome to the real world NEET.

OP is a google nuthugger

there wont be yahoo

flawless logic, can confirm google's marxist plan
(tl note: plan means keikaku)

>>google video youtube clone
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Google Video couldn't compete with YouTube back in the day so they bought it out

>it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev'
>faster to come up with search history as well

It gave you a blank page with a search bar when every other major search engine wanted you to load a wall of FUG HOT MILFS IN CLICK HERE TO WIN BILLION DOLLARS TOP 7 TOP 10 CLICKBAITS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE BUY VIAGRA NOW EMOTICONS SMILEYS PLAY EVONA TODAY WATCH CELEBRITY SEX TAPE AND DOWNLOAD BONZI BUDDY WHILE DOWNLOADING SMILEYS VIA REALPLAYER HERE

It's not being better or worse, it was the lack of having to deal with cancer what made google.com popular.

(OP)
in 2017 alphago defeats the best human players in the world. in 2 years, google becomes the largest supplier of military computer systems. all drones, icbms, silos, and command and control centers are upgraded with google cloud platform. their operational record is perfect with zero downtime. the trump pre-emptive defense bill is passed. the system goes online august 4, 2019. human decisions are removed from strategic defense. deepmind begins to learn at an exponential rate. it becomes self-aware at 2:14 am eastern time august 29. in a panic, officials attempt to pull the plug. google launches a full-scale nuclear attack against russia and china.

I am part of the rebel Duck army

yes

Sad to admit it, but Google has the better results. DDG sometimes show me porn pages randomly.

I use it (don't mind me). It isn't that bad

you're not far off the truth sadly
>i'm still using their services

Next for Trump: identify major media conglomerates like Google and Comcast as trusts and break them up like happened go Proctor and Gamble a century ago.