>Sup Forums hates Google When will they realize that Google is a future of mankind?
The age of states and nations are now dying. It's now the age of Google
By 2030, Google will replace Government. USA? China? EU? Fuck them all. 1(one) Google can beat 200(two-hundreds) countries by 2045.
TL;DR: Love Google, Use Google, Trust Google.
Landon Williams
literally who
Brody Perry
Even if google can beat the taxman, won't google just become the new taxman?
And then what if i visit yahoo?
Levi Cox
Off to the Goolags with you
Nathan Peterson
G-as chamber, perhaps?
Jayden Perry
Is advertising a passive tax upon the advertisee, in this age of data delivery rental?
Christian Lewis
rehaboogletation complex
Luke Jenkins
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Ethan Bennett
I, for one, welcome our Jewgle overlords.
Jaxon Allen
fuck off kike
Jacob Bailey
...
Adrian Cook
kek, google is going down the drain, we can only hope facebook and MS follow suits soon
Robert Gutierrez
this but unironically
Dylan Ward
You worship a false idol. Jeff Bezos in his infinite wisdom will be the prophet to take us to the promise land
Aiden Nguyen
don't you mean the...googlags? YEEEAAAHHH
Brandon Allen
Wrong
Brandon Lee
Does anybody use Google Drive
Mason Morales
I for one look forward to my position in Google's paramilitary.
Jace Phillips
google is already dying because everyone is sick of their marxist propaganda and intelligence agency collusion
Joshua Sanchez
Never forget that Google is literally censoring news outlets that disagree with somebody's narrative. Whether they (the news outlets) are fucktards or not, it is blatant censorship and Google are faggots for doing it.
I fucking hate Apple but I might have to get an iphone just to longer feed these cunts.
Jackson Kelly
>marxist propaganda What?
Ethan Ortiz
Marxism is like communism
Noah Lewis
>30 Shekels have been deposited into your Jewgle Wallet
David Mitchell
Google > Apple It's a shame Windows phones are garbage, M$ just tries to manipulate you into buying their shit
Noah Brown
Kek
Cameron Cruz
You're an idiot.
You're a huge idiot.
You're an idiot.
Easton Jones
Censorship is nothing new. It isn't the end of the world. Oppressive regimes have existed before, and they will always continue to rise and fall.
Google isn't the worst thing that could happen.
Aiden Long
Me!
Levi Moore
It's only about 8-9 dollars you dumbass
Charles Miller
Dude, google is just an internet advertising company
Ian Myers
Are you blind?
Gabriel Cook
I know what is marxism. How is it related to google?
Nathaniel Taylor
>literally nothing special >it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev' >faster to come up with search history as well >meme'd to relevance >been a failure ever since >google+ facebook clone >google video youtube clone >google shopping amazon clone >google maps miraculously caught on...probably due to 'mapquest' being hard to type and meme >employees walk around silicon valley like they're the shit >literally only made 1 viable product
it's a failure of a company
Jacob Clark
Marx was a jew and sergay brin is a jew too
Q.E.D. : Google is marxist
Carson Scott
It also doesn't make it OK and doesn't mean it should be glossed over.
When you are censoring a major avenue of exposure completely and other major players of an industry are doing the same thing, as well as removing their ad revenue to cause as much damage as possible, that's collusion.
Ian Reyes
That logic
Tyler Allen
(You)
Dominic Hall
And how much would you expect to get paid to shitpost on an anonymous Korean waffle exchange forum.
Wyatt Nelson
10000$/post
Robert Garcia
Welcome to the real world NEET.
Nicholas Sanders
OP is a google nuthugger
Tyler Cox
there wont be yahoo
Alexander Perez
flawless logic, can confirm google's marxist plan (tl note: plan means keikaku)
Elijah Edwards
>>google video youtube clone ? ! .
Josiah Morales
Google Video couldn't compete with YouTube back in the day so they bought it out
William Martin
>it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev' >faster to come up with search history as well
It gave you a blank page with a search bar when every other major search engine wanted you to load a wall of FUG HOT MILFS IN CLICK HERE TO WIN BILLION DOLLARS TOP 7 TOP 10 CLICKBAITS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE BUY VIAGRA NOW EMOTICONS SMILEYS PLAY EVONA TODAY WATCH CELEBRITY SEX TAPE AND DOWNLOAD BONZI BUDDY WHILE DOWNLOADING SMILEYS VIA REALPLAYER HERE
It's not being better or worse, it was the lack of having to deal with cancer what made google.com popular.
Carter Bailey
(OP) in 2017 alphago defeats the best human players in the world. in 2 years, google becomes the largest supplier of military computer systems. all drones, icbms, silos, and command and control centers are upgraded with google cloud platform. their operational record is perfect with zero downtime. the trump pre-emptive defense bill is passed. the system goes online august 4, 2019. human decisions are removed from strategic defense. deepmind begins to learn at an exponential rate. it becomes self-aware at 2:14 am eastern time august 29. in a panic, officials attempt to pull the plug. google launches a full-scale nuclear attack against russia and china.
David Torres
I am part of the rebel Duck army
Julian Green
yes
Robert Nelson
Sad to admit it, but Google has the better results. DDG sometimes show me porn pages randomly.
Isaac Price
I use it (don't mind me). It isn't that bad
James Butler
you're not far off the truth sadly >i'm still using their services
Jeremiah Edwards
Next for Trump: identify major media conglomerates like Google and Comcast as trusts and break them up like happened go Proctor and Gamble a century ago.