Pen testing thread

post your 1337 hacking stories please

you first

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.

>im a master leet neet hucker
wow, you must be so proud
so tell me what do you have from looking at other people lives all day?
do you envy them you fat greasy virgin?
do you wish it was you?
you are truly pathetic and i recommend offing yourself, really it will be easier to just accept it

newfags gona newfag. It's an obvious pasta you moron.

>be 20
>be using my Thinkpad® at my local Starbucks®
>sit so that everyone can see how cool I'm about to be
>fire up my Kali® VM
>place the VMWare Workstation® window horizontally on one side
>command prompt on the other
>run tracert 8.8.8.8 in cmd
>google some netsh commands in iceweasle
>type those in too
>type tree C: after
>quietly exclaim "I'm in"
>nobody heard me
>nobody's even looking
>time to go shitpost on Sup Forums again

>Kali VM
>tracert
>tree C

Try again.

>get into some dudes facebook
>he cheats on gf
>tell gf

i changed yer fate gurl

someone penetration test me

*bends over*

i once hacked 127.0.0.1, the CIA's secret ip!
got ton of blueprints of top secret projects in experimental research state. Shit was so cash!
The IP is still active, so i didn't get caught.