What the fuck am I?

What ethnicity do I belong?

> Skin is whiter than a white shirt, cannot tan, my skin burns

> I have lots of body hair, black hair, black beard, black eyes

> I am short as fuck, near 170cm

> Facial features are rare, I have big eyes, prominent eyebrows but not unibrow, big ears, normal looking nose middle size (not semitic nose, not anglo either) and beard except in some parts

I haven't found yet any spaniard that look totally like me. I've found others with some of these features, but not all of them

fuck whites

>What the fuck am I?

a faggot

ayy lmao

Mutt

You also have a huge dick.

You forgot to mention you have a 20cm dick

Insufficient data.

Ayy lmao

These guys remember

You are Moor.

What are you?

Unhealthy, that's what you are
You look like those chinese cunts that put skin whitening cream on them

how is that relevant?

uhmmm

my parents are both spaniards from the same city, but I don't look like them in any way

I am going to tell this to you as gently as I can, friend-o.

You are describing my brother exactly, down to the height and the patchy beard.

>skin whitening cream

do that exist? lmao

>my parents are both spaniards from the same city, but I don't look like them in any way
you are the new Christ, praise be to God.

me

Does your brother have a big benis too?

>ultra pale
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>used to have blonde hair...)

What went wrong

are you teh suicidal spaniard with massive cock.

follow me brother

you mean what went right. blonde hair is for women

C O N V E R S O

i had severe depression forget that moments

but yes I am

You're the Spanish Alien.

Are you too autistic to have sex with a prostitute?

I bet she'll enjoy fucking a dude with a dick bigger than 4 inches

I don't want to have sex with a prostitute, I have not a strong sexual apetite either

hybrid actually

Did your parents not allow you to go outside as a child?

Yes they did. They sometimes forced me because I didn't like to go outside or talk to people.

I have a brother and he's the average dumb teen. I don't think there is any parental issue.

What do you think of the Spanish poster who makes threads about his parents not allowing him to go outside?

Do you want to be his friend?

I'm not sure if he's trolling or he's like this, in that case he's too autistic even by Sup Forums standarts, not only floods the same content in every thread and wants to grab attention, he also did it in the past talking about his penis, and other topics that I don't remember. So in my opinion he's just trolling trying to fill a real empty life.

No he won't be my friend, I need someone who is really similar to me or I'll end hating him. Happened dozens of times. I have one online friend anyways.

post ur feet bro

they're ok, just dirty because I don't use shoes or socks very much

You are an Ayylien.

I thought this had already been established.

el marciANO

what the actual fuck

Me irl.

Will I fit in inside France?

you don't like me? :(

That's kinda like me except i am 1.85 meters, i have hairy arms but other than that i don't have body hair.
I also have proeminent eyebrows and big eyes but my nose is long with a bump however it isn't pointed.

>Italian-tier skin
>Brown eyes and eyebrows
>Almost platinum blonde hair
>My beard grows black and red

I get asked if I dye my hair on a daily basis.

sounds berber

i'm not meming btw

It seems weird that you have such long feet and hands being only 170cm.

I think he is mixed with proto-iberian and berber.
There are no full blooded berbers here.

> Ibn Saud is now barely forty, though he looks some years older. He is a man of splendid physique, standing well over six feet, and carrying himself with the air of one accustomed to command. Though he is more massively built than the typical nomad sheikh, he has the characteristics of the well-bred Arab, the strongly marked aquiline profile, full-fleshed nostrils, prominent lips and long, narrow chin, accentuated by a pointed beard. His hands are fine, with slender fingers, a trait almost universal among the tribes of pure Arab blood

C'mere boyo :^)

Jesus christ, you sound like a mutt

berbers can't get tan? google images ones look very brown

that's why the "alien", i'm not a proportionated guy

arms are the longest thing. they both should measure the same as height but mines are 1.84m

It would be an honneur :)

>splendid physique
i'm skinny
>over six feet
I'm 5'7 in murican

etc

Is 5'7 a manlet in Spain, or average?

manlet, but way closer to average than in the US or Germany

I remember you. Post your giant cock.

not again

Why not?

You're the guy who posted his enormous dick.

Did someone save it? I want to see it again.

i'm not ok with my dick being shared in the net

>those fucking feet and hands
Jesus Christ are you sure you're not an Ayy Lmao changeling?

Do you play piano?

Just post your dick. No homo, it's just fascinating.

These look unusually long and grracile.
Get a genetest user, maybe its some ultrarare iberocelt+extinct berber or vandal stuff in you or whatever.

You're an ayylium

fun fact: I use 4 more sizes than my brother and I'm 4cm shorter

Nope, I'd like to anyways, but I don't have a piano.
if you've seen already why again?
if DNA tests weren't that fucking expensive...

POST THE DICK

Albino

spayylmaoare you a marfbro?

>marfbro
what the fuck does that mean

Are you this guy?

Greek

I think you are probably a star man.

>I am short as fuck, near 170cm
manlets... BAKA

> What the fuck am I?

gay

maybe you have a genetic defect?