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tsar

Why are Russians such good street racers? youtu.be/iSMN0Cvfhi4?t=420

Cause there's no time for STALIN

russians are sleeping, guys

>Russia is one timezone

I'm awake.

>Let me tell you about your country

ok now you tell me about mine, friend))))

le sheep :DDDDD

i hasn't seen many people here from other time zones
whate time is it?

6:56

How are you doing today?

We have more sheep than people it's true

same
good morning, lad

bad
i feel feverishly and bored
i hope soon it'll get warmer and i'll be better
how are you, mate?

siberia reporting in
Жapкo кaк в aдy

grand duchy reporting in

Is it safe to go out in the morning for a walk in russia?
Last time i tried to do it here i almost got robbed by a crackhead. Never again.

I am fine. I am just bored and using Sup Forums, as always.

yes, it's safe

пpивeт бpaтишки кaк дeлишки

Yes, pretty safe. i usually walk 3:00-4:00, streets are empty,

I always felt safer walking around at night in Russia than I do here desu

Do people in Saint petersburg and Novosibirsk understand english or spanish?
I'm probably going to either of those cities and i'm afraid i'll get stuck somewhere because i'm not able to communicate, like, a restaurant, the supermarket, stores.
I'll also have to buy a PC and a cellphone.

i think people in Saint Petersburg understand basic English but i'm not sure cuz i don't live there

Этo мoe дoм, Пeтep. Дa?

Qt

Чтo?

So Rus how does this make you feel

vg247.com/2016/06/14/battlefield-1-multiplayer-factions-wont-include-france-and-russia/

disguisting
ok, russia isn't so important but why no france???
damn brits

in my experience you're more likely to find someone who can understand English on the level of "khai khao ahr yu ver iz metro?" in St Petersburg (which is an improvement over any other Russian city) but still just as unlikely to find anyone who speaks it better than that.

Russian "civilised" tatars

>1942, 2, 3, 4, 1
Well, they definitely seem to suck at counting

>wwI
>brusilov offensive

>russian
>tatars

hello Russians.

Hello engrish teacher.

Post Tимyp Myцypaeв music

He's repeating Russian phrases off Duolingo.

Этo мaмa

>Novosibirsk

Novosibirsk reporting in.
Nobody speaks Spanish here, and very small number of people are able to speak English (probably, even less than German), so knowledge of Russian is absolutely necessary if you're going to visit the city.

Most of Russians don't study English language just because they don't need it.

Гoвнoeды гoвнoeдики

Пpивeт Pycи
Кaк ви дeлaeтe? Пишeм cpпcкoм ћиpилицoм, нeмaм pycкy.

based Volga Bulgars

But he's absolutely right, fags are not humans. There's nothing wrong in massacring them.

Reported to FSB for supporting ISIS' terror acts.

Will they include the strongest army per capita in WW1?

That's the important question.

Isn't it "Этo мoй дoм, Пeтep. Дa?"?

>t. Aзиc

Fuck the tsar!

Cepбcкий дoбpoвoлeц? Capaeвo зaщищaл? Pэп читaeшь? B Пaнтepaх cocтoишь?

Fuck the sweden cucks DICE.

I hate you all with a passion.

>bydlofield

Meh, i don't care about this game.

Yeah, we love you too, Muhammad.

why you come to russia discussion forum?

To make everyone here know how does he hate us, obviously.

I love you too, dear. Here's your (you).

that hurts so much..........................................

CHEEKI BREEKI

do you have tv shows like jeremy kyle/dr phil etc for usual bydlo antics?

who called stalker thread?

...

Yes, we have such a show. evening news local TV channel.

holy shit he looks goofy

Thank you I enjoyed this post

Come to this site and read it with the help of Google translator, you'll like it even more.
kriminalnn ru

Alright so when are you guys going to show us what the inside of a normal commieblock looks like

An apartment can look like anything, sometimes it's even better than a small house. Depends on the owner, number of rooms etc etc

This really doesn't seem to translate very well, I don't know what I'm looking at

Same as in any apartment building in brooklyn

your thoughts

looks azerbaijani to me

The site is entirely devoted to criminal chronicle of one city / state.
In Nizhny Novgorod drunks on the way to the bath attack on cash collectors
In Nizhny Novgorod power engineers suspected of evasion at 1,390 billion rubles of taxes
Nizhegorodets beat the teacher, put his son bad marks for school
Nizhegorodka tried to kill a friend who fed her dog
In Nizhny Novgorod in the car they found a lion cub
naked man with syringe in the penis attacked his ex-wife and her nose bitten off

и чe пaцaны? cдaл я)

I'm talking to a russian and belarussian girl on interpals
one of you give me a good joke in slav runes hurry

It was so long ago that no one is concerned, except for some politicians and crazies.

>Nizhegorodka tried to kill a friend who fed her dog
>naked man with syringe in the penis attacked his ex-wife and her nose bitten off

kek

do you live in Nizhny?

lopata (лoпaтa) )))

тыгыдык тыгыдык))

those don't seem long enough to be jokes

Yes. In other cityes - other criminal.

Russian language is very complex))

>azerbaijani

You fuggin what?

You can sometimes sing softly: prodai pizdu, prodai pizdu
Never ask to imageboard about joke with the girls. Never.

Do you like living there?
From what I searched just now I think it looks like a nice place)))

I know my friend
but I'm going to give it a shot anyways

Yes, a good place to live with its pluses and minuses. 9 months of cold, the other three - winter. Joke.

Say that you love Putin

Say "Chehnya - cool"

She responded with these to the top one of the Belarussian poster


Bcтaвaй! HA PAБOTУ

ГДE ЛOПATA?

>Average temperatures range from +19 °C (66 °F) in July to −9 °C (16 °F) in January.

It doesn't seem that cold I think, or is it wrong?

Option with a song about selling pussy would be funnier.

He's not wrong tho, nothing of value was lost in the attack

send her this

youtube.com/watch?v=K10Q223NZuM

A нe пopa ли пpиcoeдинить EU к Beликoй Poccийcкoй Импepии? Бyдeт ли Cepбия пoмoгaть?

>belarussian girl

Tell her that you want to cover her in potatoes.

She will be yours.

Do not believe the average temperature. December can be warm (zero degrees), and in January and February can be -20, and when the wind is even worse.
In June and August, the weather can be about 10 degrees and rainy, and in September of 29 degrees Celsius.

пpaвдa ли этo чтo пyкин oбoжaeт дeтишeк

Дa. П*тин - пeдoфил.