/cum/ Gringo Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=G02b5pfnJYk

BLONDIEEEEEE

>this is the prime minister of canada

everyones in

All the Americans are in

incorrect, use this one

yuri?

real thread

me on the left

me on the right

who /D.Va/ here?

are u a grill

They sound a lot like my friends, to be honest.

I can be with that attitude.

lol cum

It's CIA pushing this anit-leaf bullshit isn't it

Yeah, I have insurance.
I think "chest pains" is good enough for getting into the ER.
Anyway, you really think it could be Pulmonary Edema? I'll clarify on the symptoms a bit more and let me know if they ring a bell.
The left side of my chest hurts when I breath in very deeply or yawm (normal breathing okay though). When I lay on my back, I can heart a sort of bubbling/popping noise coming from thr afflicted area of my chest, and sometimes I can actually kinda feel bubbling/popping on my insides. I think one time I had this the pain went into my left arm as well.

probably, he can drink himself to death in an empty thread

Finally getting out of Florida!

YES
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Posting in both threads because idk which one is the right one

A great schism has happened.

This is the right one

also, nobody searches the catalog for /um/

Memers gonna meme. Let them have their thread.

>mfw no one ones what state I'm from because I havent installed regional flags

not before i have my fun

is it cali?

>CIA
Who's CIA? I'm the one making the anti-canada threads

I just like to be comfy and hang out with you guys. I miss TPB memes and the mexican who posted cute grills all day.

>tfw I can shitpost all I want and no one will be able to recognize me later in the thread

can gators apply for a driving license in southern florida?

late night /cum/ is always comfy

he's a longtime shitposter who occasionally pops in to say 'gas yourself'

Close :^)

t. CIA

either that or huge newfag

both of which are equally shit

i'm surprised there's more than image of this sort of thing

>TPB
No

You're all the same poster.

Oh. I'm not really a regular in /cum/, but I started posting back when the general began. Too busy to lurk Sup Forums these days, but I like stopping by for the occasional bantz

calizona?

forgot the pic

>4 you's

oh boy

/cum/ used to literally run on TPB memes, nigger.

So why do we hate the canuks now?

u guys dont hate me do u ?

It took TPB 7 seasons to get laugh out loud funny. The first time I busted up was when Ricky threw the piss jug at the little kids before the puppet show.

no idiot, my thread is here if you had regional flags enabled

Where are you my friend

It's just 1 faggot forcing it. He'll stop doing it by tomorrow.

BABY
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i love you

I would drag my balls through a mile of soft memory foam pillows just to see you post.

No license, no problem

You really think so? It's the opposite for me. It peaked in the first few seasons and just got worse. The new netflix seasons are fucking terrible, saw a bit at my buddies house and basically just zoned out. Really bad.

which episode was that? it's on netflix

o shit waddup

I'm only on season 3 of trailer park boys. Do I really need to wait 4 more for it to get funny? Right now it just seems stupid honestly

cana-chan is actually a great poster

mwah

I only saw the earlier stuff a while ago, but I like it. It's a little touchy feely doe, like the episode where bubbles rescues shopping carts.

I enjoyed all the beginning episodes. It just wasn't something that cracked me up until season 8.

Season 8 "Community Service and a Boner Made with Love"

Looking for a senpai

If you're not enjoying it by the third season then I don't think this show is for you
I'm on season 10 so far and it's okay but I really hate that fat bitch that hangs out with Donna and threatens everyone
I really don't get why Lahey doesn't just call the cops on them for taking his house

canucks in /cum/ are more tolerable than canucks on the regular board tbqh

Did you know white trash trailer park tier people growing up? The early seasons are fucking gold. It's even more funny to Canadians and specifically Maritimers cause there are literally shit tons of Ricks and Julians walking around up here. It's uncanny. It gets less clever and more slpastick "oh no they didn't"-tier as time goes on.

>left work early so I could catch up on sleep
>almost 3am

>more funny
*funnier

not retarded i swear

this picture made me laugh, 2bh

i heard that your coworkers said some mean things about you when you left

I knew a chick in high school who lived in a trailer park. She used to cut herself and we used to watch Wilfred together.

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save it!

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That's prettt much what happens with every show; the characters all become caricatures of their earlier selves. I feel like Season 10 is a bit of a return to form for Ricky at least though because he's not as one-dimensional as he was in Season 9 or 8.

this looks like a porno

ill save you

Looks like nepotism to me.

I want to rub my face on her legs

nice

Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have saved a copy of this copyrighted image.

I'm not into that fetish.

I wonder how many people think I''m gay

i think u r cute

thanks canon

are you gay?

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Top Gun stream when?

You're from lower mainland right? Did you get pelted with that nutty storm earlier? I was outside and it start hailing like a motherfucker.

g-g-gay
unless you're a girl

make like a tree and leaf

winner winner chicken dinner

i was at school !! when i got out it was clear luckily

not a big fan of this Canada bullying thing
lad

could you train an alligator to fly an airplane?

I support that motion.

I did once, but I fed it too many muslims

Crazy how mexico became so bro tier towards us when in the early days they would literallly NOT stop shitposting about us and pushing "mexico is whiter than canada" memes.

That was one of my favorite TPB moments ever

I have concluded that there is an elite group of shitposting islanders to smear the name of Canada outside of /cum/

oh no

I like the song OP

>keeping my hand on my...ermm....my.....no gun...I guess. ;_;

that's a little on the gay side

*devours feces*

i know many countries have said this but dude, i can assure you.
That's literally one guy. I think.....