G-guys?

What the...?

What should I do?

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Get your rations before someone else takes it.

Bring a club

I walked off to a small forest behind. Fuck this shit.

This is the worst walk with my dog ever.

And fuck it, I can't even walk down the beach.

>Be Polish
>Get imprisoned

not funny

they saw me

freedom

>What should I do?
Learn russian

Is OP still alive ?

activate the stealth tank

barely

I didn't stop when they shouted and I'm fucking trying to walk out of the nearby forest

Steal the tank
Drive it into your garage
Sleep for six hours
You now legally own a tank

Nothing like some good old fashioned dick waving at Russia. Really brings me back.

grand theft poland this aint

>the first casualty of WWIII was an Sup Forumserloper

and his doge

Stop lying on the internet. I've already told the mods that this is probably not real...

>What should I do?
Jump in one of those camouflage tanks in the pic.

Watch the rest of Red Dawn, it's pretty good.

Those aren't even russians, those look like norwegian parachutes

fuck you cunts I'm out and in home

suck a dick, no one was even trying to help

Poland invaded by Norway and forcibly dragged into 1st world living conditions, democracy and liveable wages

>the humanity!

you'd have been fine either way

The ground was shaking from artillery fire. That's far from fine.

the CSTO wants to reform the warsaw pact by force

>not going to sleep to the happy sound of ordinance

Fucks sake, take your balls out of your handbag already

I didn't even know where Australia was till I was like 6-7 years old

When I was 6-7 years old Poland was owned by the Russians

when I was 7-8 years old I learned that australia was a continent

when I was 7-8 years old I learned that australia was a con island

when I was 8-9 years old I learned that my mother's uncle had non-hodgekins lymphoma

yeah, you won

user, bit late for feels isn't it? :(

but nowadays I'm flirting with cute siberian girls on interpals

pic or you are a fat lier

AAA WHERE
WHEERE

YOU FUCKING MORON WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE MORE PICS

FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LIVE YOUR BORING LIFE user FUCK MY SHIT UP

it was probably nearby Torun

OH FUG THEY INVADED AN EMPTY FIELD

holyshit its happening

THESE LOOK LIKE RUSSIAN FORCES, OR MAYBE IM RETARDED

NEARBY TORUN, SINCE TORUN HAS A US DIVISION THERE RN

WHY THE FUCK DROP ARTILLERY OFF ON THE FIELD IF ITS US

do you not think all NATO forces within Poland would have taken that small battalion out by now?

the horror

I'm packing my balls and running to argentina

no
lol


why the fuck drop them off in the field in the middle of nowhere then

base, fob?

still i would be running around taking pictures this is cool fuck you op

OP are you ok?

he's fine, unless they went knocking door to door for every male our age alone in a house he's fine

yeah he's

my pug got scared, had to carry him back home

cute

you better get to work pollock

post pic of pug

His name is Kebab.

...

das cute mane

No. I got my days off.

I will now eat chłodniczek, take a nap and then play warhammer total war with a break for some pierogi.

they'll come knocking at your door any second now
youtube.com/watch?v=cyPsqsH8I4M

I'll sic my dog on them. Kinda feels safe having a roaming, guardian doge.

Are you sure they weren't deployed to search and destroy your pug?

BIG

GUY

WITH

PUG

>German invasion confirmed
Good job trying to cover it up

[worried laughter]

[nervous smile]
E-everything will be fine.
There can never be war in poland again. :^)

unless...

Somebody make "who's that pokeymans" with adolf.

but make it a gif, so Stalin shows up when it's revealed

we take back Wilno

yes, yes!

I thought that was some city in australia

Wherever it is, we must have.

Aren't nato having a military exercise in Poland?

rip poland you will be missed

test

I think so, yes. There were a bunch during the Ukraine thing, but some more were planned recently to annoy Russia again.

Holy shit OP they found you

Soon...

Any news, pjotr?

rip OP

Pugs are for gays.

Remove.

kurwa

Australia is a continent?

i am not dead, whoa there that was nice nuclear shroom, tho probably radiation will kill me.

yes

I had no idea desu and I'm 22 :^)

It's not.

Continent is called Oceania.

There is an Australian continent

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_(continent)

including parts of (Australia, Papua New Guinea, East Timor* and portions of Indonesia)

Oceania is probably Australia + NZ

There are 5 continent models taught in the world.
>One has 4 continents
>One has 5 continents
>Two have 6 continents
>One has 7
Australia is a continent in all of them

>Oceania is probably Australia + NZ
Correct, Oceania is a region including Aus, NZ, Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia.

We call this Oceania here.

Sahul. Not same thing.

Exactly Australian continent except for the smaller islands and NZ :^)

It's your time to bright bro. 40-1!

That is indeed Oceania, but Oceania is a region not a continent, neither New Zealand or most of the islands are connected to the Australian mainland. New Zealand itself is actually its own continent roughly half the size of Australia but is submerged.

Sahul is the original name for the continent of Australia and neighboring islands connected by its continental shelf. The name and terminology has changed many times since it was coined in the 1700's. Australasia, greater Australia, magnesia, Australinea and Australia-New Guinea are just some of the names. Most commonly used is simply Australia.