What is the most American thing you've done today?

What is the most American thing you've done today?

I just had this.

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I just woke up, so I dunno.

Just funded a violent organization for another one of my proxy wars

I just woke up, so I dunno.

I just woke up, so I dunno.

i just pledged allegiance

I just woke up, so I dunno.

How do you even open your mouth to eat that thing?

My younger brother didnt give me his breakfast,so I delivered him democracy.

I nothing today.

I quoted America's bill of rights.

...

I tried to quote the Bill of Rights today, but I got shot partway through quoting the 2nd Amendment.

How can you even eat that?

pogo jumping christ on a stick, that's too much freedom

I would understand a Paki asking that but come on, you guus are fucking giants. What do those large giants brains are for?

Feels great to be based American gods I tell you hwut. Eat, sleep, and even shit freedom without having to worry about nothing lol. Would feel sorry for you other poor cunts but too busy being free to care.

Damn son that post is so full of freedom me and my dog just shed a tear.

>be amerigay
>get shot
>go to hell

which level of hell is orgy of dicks?

I heard some gunshots earlier and ate some artificial cheese afterwards

Did you get all that from the garbage bags in the typical filipin slums?

Bought my wifes son mcdonalds

wear a baseball cap

not much
I guess thats pretty american tho

Was fat and retarded

Had lunch at burger king.

bad post

> got shot

Proxy or Cancuck on holiday

When offered a tea I said "fuck no" and had a large coffee instead

Hm? My eyesight is a bit foggy after receiving free surgery. Better get a free assistant from the municipality to help me with groceries and reading shitposts until it heals again.

ate 12 ounces of jerky in one sitting

>a large coffee
>it's called a venti, that means "large" in coffee

...

bought semiautomatic and installed grinder

I shot up some gays with my high capacity extended clip ar-15 assault rifle with child seeking bullets

Wait, so the gays were children..?

They were gays, and children, and gay children

went back from the shop and kept my shoes on in the house for a whole minute

I'm listening this for some reason
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Why would we go there on Holiday? Yank speaks truth

listened to my favourite song

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I ate the worst yakisoba ever. Could be an american thing.

top kek, what the fuck

>clapping off rhythm
RRRREEEEEE

I cut open a mini watermelon and enjoyed it after some lasagna.

Something that I wanted to know is how a human could eat something like this.

I'm having two quarter pounders with cheese for lunch, bought them in a 2 for 1 promo.

how could a human not eat something like it

>clip

REEEEEEEEEE

Avoided Jury Duty.

Made the entire waitstaff at Denny's sing a stupid birthday song when they brought me a free cupcake-thing.

US is literally the country in which you have the most things to worry about.

Went indoors with shoes on

Had a microwave meal. Also drove my car, I'm murican as fuck.

shot up a school then ate at mcdonalds before taking my insulin

Richard D. Pepe
Pepe Twin
Aphex Pepe

>inside with shoes on
>in Finland

Mitä helvettiä? Ootko tyhmä?

How can I get licence for this?

Piti käydä vaan avaimet nopee. Rauhotu saatana

I drove an automatic car

*clapping intensifies*

This post almost brought a tear to my eye.

American/10

i spoke english

I played payday 2 with Lincoln mask on, beating cops with american flag

ate at a burger place
it was good, atleast 8/10

I've put ranch on my pizza. Wasted a perfectly fine pizza.

I clapped

I drove my American V8 to work for 35 miles, got around 26mpg, and had McDonald's for lunch. Oh, and I work for a gun accessory company .

I ate crisps and ice cream

it comes free with your 10 000th big mac combo. has to be supersized of course.

I was not productive today. American as fuck.

I eat doritos. Corn chips. I know, they are mexican. but this most american thing what i done today.

Gonna live FREE
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>10 000th big mac

Had a burger
It wasn't good