My dad bought me Mercedes Benz GLC 2016, but I am still virgin

My dad bought me Mercedes Benz GLC 2016, but I am still virgin.

WHY? I AM NOT EVEN UGLY

Why a mercedes? theyre so shit

Post a pic of yourself

damn, ok

Lose the tie

is boris yeltsin your daddy and is your mom some ginger fuck irish?

I am 161cm.

This is not you stop lying

Not even money can fix autism

>tfw no russian bf

Indiana Jones' son becomes a bank clerk.

>Shorter than an Asian
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ask your father to buy you a whore.

should i commite suicide?

Just buy prostitutes if your father is rich.

I was expecting it to be an ironic SJW but upon further inspection the cheeky swastika and leave badge made my dick tingle. Would take vcard.

>FINGERS

Are you Dagastan?

>de enige die ik ver...?

What does the tat say? It seems to be Dutch?

Personality?

Eliot rogers tier

If you give me your daddys money I will let you come live with me in America and fug my boipucci

handsome and I like your hair colour

pretty good for a pedojew thread

german cars are shit.
those are easy to broken.

Throw hot coffee on the girls that ignored you, OP. Teach those sluts that they should be wet around you!

russian leprechaun, multyculty at its best

I know that's not you. But shit this guy looks funny