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Civil war edition

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woooo my oc was used

gg ez

r8 my taco

Refried Beans and Cheddar/10

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I had a dream last night about hanging out with friends I last saw in middle school
They were the last friends I had before falling into this miserable lifestyle

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One of my old friends contacted me to play table top games recently. It could happen...

>>>facebook

this is cringey af desu

why the >MINNESOTA in OPs pic?

Rude

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Only guy at the gym right now desu
There a a shit ton of qt Asians

Youll have to leave this thread now, good bye

ur gay

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Take pics

I'm not LMM, that's weird as fuck senpai

R8 lads

homogeneous shitpaste

Did you draw it?
10/10 if so

Whos that? It's good

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show them your best form m8
get into that squat rack

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(You)

Its chest day tho
Already bench pressed and did my chin ups, so kinda out of alpha exercises now.

Last text I got from a friend was 2 months and 2 days ago
These days, I wish I didn't have a phone. 100% of the time it's just a family member who wants something from me

*sends text*

Feminist on the radio is raging at Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women to Barbara walters. "THIS IS WHY THE OLD WHITE MANS CLUB IS TOXIC MUH PATRIARCHY". This makes work tolerable.

ban guns

>Sean Connery
who
>Feminist on the radio
CBC? Their radio stations used to be decent but went to complete shit in the past 2 years. Only some of their comedy stuff is still okay.

ban minorities

ban brits

That's a burrito

BAN ALL WHITES
MUSLIM UPRISING WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's a photo of a ninja

t. justin trudeau

And still no weed.

Although I've developed a liking to Smirnoff, I just had to force my body to like it.

what ninja

thats a tree in a desert senpai

Smirnoff is shitty vodka tbqh.

ninjas can live in the desert too you fucking racist

Good morning, I hope everyone has a great day.

Gin>vodka

>G&Ts
>Gimlets
>Martinis
>Tom Collins

It's the perfect summer liquor

You too Russianon

What do you have going on today?

Forgot the name but the blue gin is god tier

You too, buddy.

Gin smells weird. G&T is good though.

Bombay Sapphire is very tasty but I've been broke and settling for midshelf gin. But I just got a raise so I'll probably make a trip to the liquor store soon and restock
I can't stomach the smell of vodka. It's like paint thinner

It fucking is
I'm not an alcoholic, not saying that you are, I'm just drinking this thing out of necessity

seagrams?

thats my gin of choice for G&Ts

>I can't stomach the smell of vodka.
It doesn't have much of a smell though. Some shitty brands have rough after taste mind you.

Give moonshine a wiff if you want the real paint thinner experience.

Seriously

Who do I have to kill for some weed

I get that. I actually fear that I prefer alcohol to weed now. When buzzed I still feel pretty motivated to do shit. When I'm high I turn into a lazy sack of shit, but that's more on me than the green. I've always been a lazy bastard.

Cartels esse

>moonshine

southerner here

shit costs $10 for a half gallon, as strong and disgusting as expected

haven't had it in years, nor have i wanted any

>Looking at hiring ad from a hospice

>First line in ad is "Theres an energy and excitment here"

Well, Today I had an operation, nothing serious, just removed a bad mole, tho my arm is hurting right now. I also saw the whole process, that was cool.

Weed makes it too hard to think and focus. I guess that's the appeal, but when buzzed I can still function if I want to.

Homemade, user. Bit of mint extract in it is pretty good but if you don't do it right it's like rubbing alcohol. Watering it down with juice is pretty good.

You got it
Maybe I've only had the really shitty brands because I could definitely smell it.

I'll say that Evan WIlliams is great for being bottom shelf.

Is there a sadder human being on the planet than Bernie sanders?

Weed does make you lazy

Alcohol makes me do dumb shit that I otherwise wouldn't do when sober or high on the green

jeb

Neat, did they use a laser?
His supporters

This girl

jebs supporters

Turtle man seemed nice, but not cut out for American presidential politics.

You guys might wanna save this

Reminder: if you actually side with trump you're a literal degenerate

build a wall
build a legal taco stand with legal workers

Leaf this thread, dog

I enjoy being beaten. It's exciting in a sexual way. I want someone to hurt me terribly

Race and borders are social constructs buddy. I meaN it's 2016, how are we still delving on this? Hello?

More than him repeating the "Trump is evul n raciis" shit I cringe more at him calling her a peasant

It was a traumatized mole, they couldn't remove it with laser. Operation is free and fun!

Reverse the genders, l a d

>using Peasant as an insult
the ironing

legal taco stands with tacos made from American goods

They are both hims

youtube.com/watch?v=OVDCk9JzgZc

I want to be tenderly dominated by a 1950s housewife or Wonder Woman

I was there, that was indeed a girl

Now, her showing up to the thread, that's just some troll

>Operation is free and fun!
Strange idea of fun. Mole removal sounds like cosmetic surgery which would cost money here. Was is a health problem or something?

Can confirm for paint thinner tier, and is not a good idea to supply large amounts of at parties. I went to a grad party where some guy brought a couple gallons of the shit. There were 8 beds in the house (I don't know why), all of them ended up puked in.

For actual good liquor though, I have some Wathen's bourbon at the moment.

I don't wanna go to work lads! HELP!

We have free medical treatment here. If it was a laser removal which means it's cosmetic problem, I would definitely pay 1500 rub or something.

call in

say you have debilitating diarrhea

>all of them ended up puked in
Moonshine is a good cheap base if you want to make mixed drinks, but I think people forget it's at least twice as strong as vodka. Bad for inexperienced drinkers, or drunks trying to measure their drinks. I got some confused with vodka one night. It's the only time I've vomited from alcohol.

Pussy. I'm shitposting and getting shit done.

low energy

I work a menial cash register job

I know you have a healthcare system, I was just curious about it covering mole removal. Maybe ours does too if real surgery is needed to get it off.

Good day to you /cum/

Where did your eagle go, Mexico?

Condolences. I used to work in a dorm cafeteria at uni. Working with people is the worst
Good day to you too. I made some caprese salad last night. Was bretty good.

Hello, please send tastyle pasta and cute dark hair green eyed qt pls :3

GUYS

Confirmation Minnesota is in fact Canadian.

I think the Goths stole that Mexico's eagle

anyone one of you want to play wings io
link wings.io/#180c

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>canadians coveting flyover states again

Going to sleep

Have a nice one everybody

After I'm done with the Smirnoff I'm going to drink the hell out of the little Bourbon I have left

That one fucks me up good