This is a Macintosh

This is a Macintosh

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Why do they insist on putting such powerful hardware in small confined spaces which inevitably heat up and cause performance throttling taking the powerful hardware down to fairly average hardware?

And this is PC.

Because they design fans that cool said hardware. t. mac user
Also op is shitposting, sage.

So anytime you utilise said hardware and the fans spin up, you need to listen to their high pitched whiney squeel through the inadequately ventilated case

Fans?? hahaha, oh I forgot that PC users are used to old as fuck tech. Yikes!

they're literally form over function: the company

Yeah....no

I've seen a single blue screen since installing Windows 10.
Then I updated the faulting driver.

vimdouz PC***

Why are Macintoshes called Macintosh? Are they named after a person named Mr. Macintosh?

BLACKED

This is the new iDildo

>large fans
>high pitch
>hearing them through a fucking aluminium shell with very little openings

You're not this dumb are you?

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Macintosh is a kind of Apple, idiot.

>this is a cooling solution for a 145w cpu according to apple

>t. Deaf person

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McIntosh_(apple)

applefags can't even spell (cant make this shit up)

The name Macintosh is of Scottish (or Irish?) origin, retard.

youve obviously never heard an imac or macbook when it needs to process anything other than fagbook

I've owned more Macs than you have fucking underwear in your draw right now. Fuck off, child. Trying to tell me you can hear actual whine from large fans inside a near ventless AIO.

>near ventless AIO.

quality apple engineering

>Fans

Absolutely disgusting. Macs should be seen and not heard.

see

Looks really powerful. Bet I could keep my drinks cool next to it.

What does "t." mean?

do the touch bars suck? thinking of getting a mac but afraid i'll get annoyed with the escape button

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/terveisin
Like "kind regards"
t. Someone who has too much time and knows this kind of shit.

I don't get that either.
Its a fucking desktop pc, why cram everything behind the monitor, having virtually unlimited space is the only advantage over a laptop.
Might as well use a laptop with a docking station at that point, basically the same but protable.

>daily reminder you can get a Honda Ruckus instead for the price of a Mac

*overheats and thermal throttles*

>should be seen and not heard.

Just like women

>$2500
>50cc

Why? I can get a 125cc Honda for $1500 here.

>fans
get your winbloat pleb tech out of here.

I've had like 10 of these screens since starting to use Windows 10 almost two years ago. What is with this shit?

Scooter tuning is not a crime XD

I've only had a blue screen once on Windows 8. When I had the power cable to my SSD loose

my most recent one was when I left Visual Studio open for 20 minutes because I was eating lunch

Sounds like a great program...

China clone

This is also 5000 dollarydoos

Apple lost their damn minds. Still pretty hyped for APFS to save us from the HFS shitfest.

Looks good to me, desu. 145w CPUs don't run that hot.

Apple can't even cool 35w CPUs properly

I'm still wondering why they didn't went with Ryzen in this one.
I know that Intel is a housefire, but also they're fucking morons trying to cool it in retarded ways.

iirc it was to avoid copyright claims.

>server CPU in an all-in-one
>desktop GPU in a laptop

I want to get off this ride

Because Ryzen is new and untested.

Apple industrial design gets final say on everything. It's the same reason they they intentionally make cables that break.

this. i'm all for minimalist setups after years of cable fuckery, but sealed design like that on a """"workstation"""" is plain retarded

I thought macbooks didn't even have dedicated GPUs.

can someone point out where the speakers are here? I see two at the bottom far right and left, where else?

iMac is easily their best and practical designed Mac. Nobody buys pre built machines these days except business. You might as well make them slick and cleanly design for home. All in pc is pretty portable and use small desk space.

Thunderbolt 3 idiot.

Also they obviously have contracts and experience since 2006 with Jewtel.

>iMac is easily their best and practical designed Mac

lol no. The iMac is MacBook hardware in an immobile form factor. I'd rather just have the MacBook. Also, rip Mac pro.

This. How can you call pro a machine that is not easily serviceable?

Its a fucking imac. It's not going to have surround ya dumb ass.

I have a 2014 MacBook Pro. Works fine for me. Faggot.

>single

But how many forced restarts have you seen from Microsoft ?

I bet plenty. Fuck that malware ridden OS. I'm buying a MacBook Pro 15 in a few weeks after 13 years of using Windows.

Actually, it's not.

They literally don't, t. Macbook Pro thermal throttling

mac pro is confirmed by Phil Shiller and the gang to be coming back. it'll be modular. imac pro is just there for the prosumers and also to tie real professionals over for a while since it's a better machine than the 2013 mac pro

You are poor. Please remember this.

This computer is not for poor people like you. Simple as that.

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>server CPU in an all-in-one
workstation
>desktop GPU in a laptop
its mobile you baka

If I won the lottery and had fuck-you money I'd buy one of these for kicks. Literally only in that scenario

Not many. I disabled automatic updates so the only forced restarts are when I choose to update, which means I'm going to restart anyway.

Wrong Pic OP.

Are you a shill or something? In what world is that a workstation?

>AMD GPU
DROPPED
I thought Apple was the rich man's company. But they put a literal pajeet the GPU in it.

>his OS doesn't handle updates to drivers with the monthly update packs

fucking kek

If I had the money I'd buy a Surface Studio, it's like half the price and you can actually get things done with it.

sure blame the program wincuck

You've obviously never actually tried to use one for production.

Windows 10 will handle driver updates if you want it to.

>gamepad
you can't even remotely game on a surface studio
why on earth is a gamepad in this picture

Well thank you, neither I did know what does it mean (not op asker)

there are two more next to the fans, see pic related

Actually i hate going on Facebook on macbooks on the bed, yeah the scrolling is smooth but after 5 minutes I have to let it cool or it burns my legs, my i5 x230 is way better, probably it's just windows power management

>dark metallic finish
No, that is a Razer Cut®, not a mac