Sup Forums Confessions Thread

Lay your sins before the cross and beg Stallman his forgiveness.

I bought a mouse bungee. It's surprisingly comfy.

bought $100 propriety software :(

I use macOS on a T420 despite knowing about the Applel botnet.

I've forgotten almost everything I went to school for my Comp Sci Bachelor's for. I don't even know how to start writing a program in Java anymore. The whole thing is encapsulated as a class, right?

Stocking a cute

I just tried to install google assistant botnet on my odroid c2.

If it weren't for the lacking support for non-rpi devices I probably would've used it too.

>posting pony crap
STFU & GTFO

>pony
That's an angel, not a horse.

I don't indent my code at all

>Confusing stocking for eqg twilight
You're the worst kind of scum.

I've bought more than 1 mac.

monster

I installed Windows 10 on an external drive to play some Steam games. I even added an entry for it in GRUB. :(

I use windows 8 and 10

(and hate it but need vidya)

why both?

I've owned more than 5 macs and will continue to do so. I've not owned a windows machine since 2001.

I have a WWAN card in my librebooted X200

>Windows machine
I didn't know they made very many machines. Most people just get a dell or something with Windows on it

He's an iCuck now. They think... differently, like their heads ain't all on right.

I used to have chrome installed on linux and I'm currently dual booting with windows for adobe botnet

>it doesn't look like a horse so it doesn't count!!
Neck yourself, degenerate.

I have strong feelings for a female singer and I installed iTunes in a Windows Virtual Machine running on Gentoo so I could buy her music legally and give her my sheckles.

I write PHP for a living and I actually think it's a better language than Python.

Seriously.

I've been browsing Sup Forums for a long time. The earliest post of mine I've been able to find is from 2010. I:

* Know almost nothing about GNU/Linux, just enough to install and use it as a desktop OS
* Know nothing about servers or anything related to it
* Can't program no matter how many times I've tried to learn
* Can't do anything beyond basic mathematics

Over the past few years I've migrated mostly to /r9k/ for obvious reasons. I fucking hate myself. But Sup Forums is and always will be my home, no matter how little I fit in here.

character is from an anime idiot, a very funny one at that

>philosophical satire
>funny

I think Desktop Linux is a trash fire and I think that the people who use it just do it for screenfetch tread cred and get almost no work done.

I license my software under the BSD license because gnu is a shit.

>being an unpaid Apple dev

I use Windows as my main OS and will likely never change. Linux is fine but takes too much work to be as useful as Windows for my needs.

>P/SwG
>In any way philosophical

Wait like, at work? On open source projects? Or just at home on shitty scripts to organize porn using machine learning by the amount of balls present?

Sorry to hear you're a brainlet.

When I was six, I fried an entire computer by connecting a cable to where it looked like it should... I was wrong and it destroyed my dad's work computer (thankfully not the backup tapes).....

Yeah I'm less of a shithead about computers now.

I think it was a 4pin fan connector that... I'm not sure what I connected what to what.. so I wouldn't know what I did now for sure, it might've been like.. a fan connector or something... not sure.

Floppy power into motherboard fan out?
They're the only similar looking cables I can think of. 12V down PWM would have made a mess of something.

I once threw a stray puppy off a 4 storey building top.

what's even the point of using a wired mouse?

>I like linux but I give no fucks about FOSS

probably.

autism or MUH GAMING INPUT LAG

Have had several sex dreams in succession this week of my best friend's wife. Something new to me :/

I have a job...

It's not from fuckibg my little pony.
It's from an anime called panty and stocking, you autist.

I have an iPad and a Nexus 9 and though I prefer the Nexus, the Apple has my credit card already so when I want a paid app, I get it on the iPad. I am ashamed.

You bring shame upon all of us here.

Not having to charge or replace batteries in another item on an ever-growing list of wireless shit that needs to be manually plugged in anyways. What's the point of a wireless mouse? Wireless is for mobility. How far are you sitting from your screen that a 6-10 foot mouse cable isn't long enough?

Everyone who buys into this whole FOSS philosophy comes off as as some commie cultist to me.

I love Twilight Sparkle!

I'm a diehard capitalist and I think its great people give out free software. More free shit for me to spend my capital on.

I really likes win 8.1

I bought a Lenovo ThinkPad... I payed as much as a Macbook Pro.... Forgive me

>CS
It's ok you forgot user

I was hired as a dev but I can't actually code.

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*I don't put anything useful here
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I use vim instead of emacs

I use my dell optiplex 755 more than my libreboot thinkpad x60

before I switched to gnu/linux-libre I used mac osx

I run non-free javascript on Sup Forums and jewtube

I use firefox instead of icecat.

I use non-free drivers once.