Terrible statues and Monuments:

This is a real statue in America.

Beat this.

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This thing in my town is absolutely massive

>america has a town called "sugar land"


CANNOT POSSIBLY LIE ABOUT THIS MATTER

I honestly can't that's not even an ironic statue.

khou.com/news/local/neighborhood/the-story-behind-the-selfie-statue-in-sugar-land-1/243564963

what a surprise, he's a jew.

No way. America isnt real. It's what they use for the telling of great stories. Every story has its.. America. Abrahamic religions have hell, Tolkien has Mordor, and so on.

Its just a story they tell us to scare us, its not real.

I didn't know what it means, so I improved it.

what a stupid waste of time and money

What in the fuck is that? Why would they make this? Looks like a giant turd.

Top this. From a bad neighbourhood in my town

this is hideous

Hidey ho, children!

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It looks cute in a stupid way

Why not? It's quite original.

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This is a replacement of t-rex

why are they taking a pee pee in the Czechia?

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Nothing wrong with that

ins in kafka museum in prague

i fucking hate this sculptor, hope his children die in a fire

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wat de neug

Haha it is indeed pretty enraging for some reason.

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hitler is getting head from eva?

I live there
Delet this

Make it fleshy and this would be a great survival horror game monster.

Every American lives in sugar land

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super realistic bronze statues are horrifying. Bronze is great for stylized representations, but when you start trying to do photorealism, it is nothing but crap

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if its in a playground and kids can climb all over it, then it might be acceptable.

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You live in Sugar Land? Are you a magical fairy?

Beat this. its called ''Santa Claus'' or as we call it ''Kabouter Buttplug.''

(It was made by an American)

Yep

Is that Sweden?

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i vote for this

I like them.

There's a statue by my campus of, I kid you not, a college official with an iPad and Beats headphones (the logo engraved in and everything)

It's sort of endearing seeing an old guy wearing all this modern shit, but it just looks tacky

Best.

>mfw its real

it's a monument for a glory of defending the city against Swedes actually

actually yes

its a monument to swedish siege of brno, czechia

and its a bullet

If he was reading a book it wouldn't connect with dah kidz.

BIG

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that costed us 1m euros
thanks europe

can you climb it?

BLACK

well its probably the biggest tourist attraction in your cunt now

NO! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL, FANTASTIC, INTRIGUING PIECE OF ART CAN BE RUINED BY A SIMPLE TOUCH!?!?

apparently it's a runner, don't know how to feel about it tho. pls r8

There are many awful statues of the Polish pope.
joemonster.org/art/27487

SWEDISH

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wish it was whores desu

>ohhh yes! ohhh yes!

So it is a captured war trophy?

its dat koei
oh schijt waddop

I like it!

gotobrno.cz/en/brno-clock-sculpture

Not great, but there are much worse statues in this thread.

Some imaginary guy everybody pretends to be friends with.

I think you meant to respond to

DILDO

>muh futurism

That actually seems kinda cool

The statue represents a Greek when he sees the debt collector.

It was a gift from fleeing Swedes they left behind the city walls.......oh wait

One of the most iconic statues in the world, but ok

This was outside my school. A boy catching a sheep, it is called. Not only does the sheep look like an armadillo with horns, the boy is naked. I never understood what it is supposed to represent

Why is Albini so Boss?

kεk

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Funny ;))))))))))

How did this go over with the tax payers?

shieeet

gib back our big book

that your people like to fuck sheep, simple as that

t.Helsinki

I felt very euphoric reading this post.

What?

That's a Zaku

No way

No!

lel

This is in my town.

I'm sure it was cute and whimsical but now that age is setting in it's becoming hellish.

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Yes way.

It is now moved to Jätkäsaari to welcome cruise ships.

>Jätkäsaari

A harbour in Helsinki

Im adding this to my bucket list of things to visit before I die

>True art should make you feel uncomfortable.

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Lithuanistan greatest plumbing in the world

Is that my Sweden in that box?
WHAT'S IN THE BOX