/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

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chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user receives a big load! Rasp Pi and some other shit • user dices with death and drinks mangosteen. Wish him well • Some coupons for you goys • user gets a cute fluff ball • user got a Xiaomi bag and some other shit • user has a crush on a replica seller. How cute • user got some Superlux with velour pads and some foam IEM tips • user offers some insight into past orders • user takes pictures of his cat. Looks nice • Dmitriy strikes again • user gets what he deserves • user went full autism and got tony stark sunnies • A grill cuddles with sea creatures • user got some kicks • Cheapo James Donkey mech kb on Goybest • user gets a retarded hat >Last thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Stainless-steel-Mechanical-Watch-Women-Watches-Bracelet-Fashion-Male-Clocks-Elegant/32802603689.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-4x
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602057.html
gearbest.com/iphone-cables-adapters/pp_331946.html
techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-tablets-brands/
aliexpress.com/store/product/Global-Version-Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-4X-4-X-Pro-3GB-RAM-32GB-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-435/311331_32808356645.html?spm=2114.12010612.0.0.UR0zZ7
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_609478.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-09/asia-s-richest-man-sees-net-worth-soar-2-8-billion-in-a-day
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html
m.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_440370.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4x-global
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-global-3gb-32gb
youtube.com/watch?v=vkSx7FUVMug
honorbuy.com/1103-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-international-version-64gb-black.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Fug. I fucked up on the first one. Sorry boys, I sincerely apologise.

Second for vicky

Friendly Reminder:
Bagelsport is the True Patrician Watchmeme

aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Stainless-steel-Mechanical-Watch-Women-Watches-Bracelet-Fashion-Male-Clocks-Elegant/32802603689.html

Well Blues are clicky.
Browns are like blues but not clicky. Browns are tactile and will actually push back against your finger when you press down.
Reds and Blacks are linear and they just go straight down and up. No pressure on your fingers.
Blacks are harder to click in and Reds are lighter I believe.
Bagelsport is shit mate. I found a watch that uses Seagull mechanics in their watches for only 40 bucks, but I am not telling till I bought up a few.

I highly doubt you could find a Seagull movement this decorated at this price.

>mfw I did

Why fuck are all the phones 16:9 but all the motherfucking tablets 4:3 or 16:10?

Can't retarded chinks think about aspect ratio?

Why fuck am I supposed to watch chinkanese moving depictions with black bars

Any good 16:9 chinblet released/going to be released this intel gen?

I don't even know if atom is still a thing or if AMD is going to get into the chink market

just get a vosktov lol

Tablets are supposed to be used in landscape mode, there's extra pixels to fit both your chinese cartoons and the softbuttons.

Don't sperg out about it.

I'm torn between buying BM-800 + swing arm for $10

or mouth fedora variable mod at the same prince range

No
Slavs cannot make a watch to save their own skins.

That is a fact.

just get an old chinkpad

ugh i bought cute panties on ali only to realize it means nothing unless u have a cute grill to go with it

Should have bought worn ones.

Travel somewhere and give a random girl panties, then leave

not into that stuff my friend
???

Redmi users:
Are you able to play Pokemon GO and any other apps?
What MIUI ROM are you using? What Redmi model?

commit sudoku

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-4x

>Pokemon GO
That fad's dead, lad. It's all about autism spinners.

Any decent flash drives? I'm thinking of buying a usb 3.0 one so I can burn linux distros faster than my current dying flash drive, sadly I can't find anything smaller than 16gb.

Any way to not get chinked and getting a flash drive that actually isn't 128mb usb 2.0?

What are csg approved ballpoint pens?

>ballpoints
Oh, my sweet summer child.

In all seriousness, use fountain pens. Jinhao x450 or x750 are generally reliable places to start for chinkpens. Avoid Yongsheng like the plague. Oaso is a good brand, Hero is good, Wing Sung is good, Duke is good. Those are the brands I remember right now.

Why use fountain pens over ballpoints if ballpoints are perfectly serviceable and less messy?

>fountains
Are you stuck in elementary school or something?
I dont want to write a fancy love letter.

Smoother, don't need to use pressure when writing. Lots of nice inks out there.
Just use black ink and print then or something. It's still just a pen, just nicer to use.

But I already have a fountain from Parker and I think its not handy on daily basis.

Well, I guess that's your opinion. I have a Parker Vector and I find that it's very handy, but I'm not gonna force you.

use them to show off in pantsu breads.

>captcha: dead end graveyard

hi Sup Forums
im new to this chink shit stuff.
I'm looking to buy a mi5s and found this:
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602057.html
Is this reliable/a good place to buy?

Gearbest ain't bad but there's better prices if you can figure out how to tell the fake sellers from real ones

Anyone used a Chink MP3 player with a 128GB SD card?

A Family Members 5th Gen Ipod is carking it and I CBF repairing it.

And fuck the old thing.

use coupon code KMi5SP

I was about to buy Xiaomi Redmi Note 4x. It costs less and has bigger batteries. Whats your opinion on that and what makes the mi5s better?

Anyone got a good guide on how to build a mechanical keyboard? Was planning to do a diy for my first keyboard.

i just found that out, now im looking at the note 4 as well.

New $0.10 deal from the hot-deals channel on /csg/ discord

Nylon braided iPhone charging cable $0.10

gearbest.com/iphone-cables-adapters/pp_331946.html

Coupon code: SData

Also maybe some links to the actual parts would be great too user.

Someone buy the $500 one.

Link for cheap bm-800?

>mfw one of my collegues got a fidget spinner
>next week he brought a steam roller to the workplace

Any good, reliable tablets that won't break in a month under 300 dollars?

techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-tablets-brands/

Huawei mediapad

Any decent new Android chink tablets? I'm looking for 7-8" stuff that is preferably powered by Snap 80X/82X.

see

So I have ordered 4 brass spinners with ceramic bearings. When will it stop?

Danke Schön

> the recommended Android tablet has 5 hours battery life
i didn't sign up for this

this shit is confusing.
Is this the Redmi note 4x i want as a European?
aliexpress.com/store/product/Global-Version-Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-4X-4-X-Pro-3GB-RAM-32GB-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-435/311331_32808356645.html?spm=2114.12010612.0.0.UR0zZ7

I'm really tempted by a Chuwi Surbook at $349 including the keyboard. Any obvious reasons not to buy?

I looked in some forums and I think 4x is better for europe. I dont even know. This looks cheaper
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html
So the mi5s is not worth it, right?
And what about the 4 4G?
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_609478.html

And whats the difference between unregistered, registered air mail and priority line? Its all for free. Is it a gamble with the customs? Maybe you have to pay a fee if you are unlucky.

Note 4 Global is for EU use with the appropriate bands unlocked.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-09/asia-s-richest-man-sees-net-worth-soar-2-8-billion-in-a-day

Jack Ma made $2.8bn overnight selling autism spinners and mint seeds to children.

Nigga it's a $99 tablet, can't have everything

yeah pls link for mic and arm

And what have you come to, my friend?

Parkers are trash tho

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html

That's isn't even a Redmi Note 4X, it's a Redmi 4X

isn't that what you want as a European?

Xduoo x3. The screen is basic and so are the playing options (no random, just play a folder) but I like it.

Got mine cheaper than this on eBay
m.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_440370.html

They're completely different phones, Redmi 4X is 5.0" and has a SD435 SoC, Redmi Note 4X is 5.5" and has a SD625 SoC. They both have a Global version with B20 LTE (800mhz).

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4x-global

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-global-3gb-32gb

No. You'd want a Note 4 Global not a Redmi 4X

how many is that now you fucking autist

I am using a note 4X here in Spain.
Snapdragon. 3GB/32GB.

note 4x is $20 cheaper on geek buying rn

So the one i posted here?

>Buying any xiaoshit Redmi
>ever
youtube.com/watch?v=vkSx7FUVMug

I shiggy diggy.

>>mfw I did
it must look like shite

ordered a week ago some mtg proxies
i'll be waiting for a looong time

there's also the redmi 4 prime which is 5" and has an SD625. basically a smaller note 4x

WTF I just opened gearbest on my phone and somehow I'm logged into some completely random guy's account. I can see everything, his address, email, orders etc.

There's no global version of that one, though

>If you are poor at....
people are dumb and you just have to find a way to sell them sheeeit

So many good chink phones. I cant decide!

First of all what is the difference between these 2?
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html

>gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html

Yes, use coupon XIAOMIK to get it down to €127

Use his points to order some shit.

...

I can't, I'd still need his PayPal account /credit card details to pay.

I'm guessing this guy is a reseller as he buys a lot of phones, there's orders for
2x Redmi Note 4
1x Redmi Note 4
3x Vernee Thor E
1x Redmi 4
3x Vernee Thor E
2x Mi5s

And plenty more chink phones.One order is for 11 Xiaomi Pistons

>hates comfy with a passion
>keeps linking his videos

Retarded cunt

I love Comfy. I even donate to his Patreon. you should too.

Thats a sin and a crime.

well the one my gf has seems to work just fine on the 2 UK networks we've tried it on and has Google play on it so

>normie can't post properly on the chins
Wew, who would have thought?

Pls dear csg, I am so confused.
Redmi note 4x 4g pro prime.
Pls explain whats best to buy for Germany.

See, no further confusion needed Germanbro

I would recommend you to buy it from here if you are from Europe. Fast delivery and no import fees

honorbuy.com/1103-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-international-version-64gb-black.html

herro germany dear pls buy from me, many in stock, no import fees, fast shipping

It'll work just fine, but 4G coverage will be worse as it's missing B20 which all of the UK carriers use

I dont really trust you. You probably get a few dollars for every promo code.

Even if I have to pay customs Gearbest is cheaper.

Same, Honorbuy has such high shipping costs that it's way cheaper to order from gearbest / aliexpress even if I do pay taxes/customs

That's the coupon code from Kimovil, a site that compares chink phone prices.

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-global-3gb-32gb

it's like $140 on geekbuying right now. kimovil is your friend

Bitch nigga didnt include my chinkshit, fuck you

Do any of the aliexpress stores offer tax free shipping like Top-One and HK Goldway used to with their "EU Express" option? I know Ibuygou and Honorbuy do, but any store on aliexpress?

>China is a communist state

Alert the authorities