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I love her so much edition

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cara

cara

t.

this 2bh

unironically love coldplay tbqh

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JANNY HE'S DOING IT AGAIN

nothing but choons desu

whats the point of a gym

just buy the equipment and put it in your room

post cara is a bannable offence

She only looks fit from certain angles, and when she's not pulling a toothy smile.

so you can take pictures for instagram

>plural
Jokes on you, both of those posts were me

so you can say "I go to the gym"

very meh desu

ahh yes just stick a powercage in the corner

brilliant

to ogle other people and

Got a 65 overall for the year. This year is weighted 40% and the next, final one is 60%. What would I need to achieve next year to get a first overall for my degree? (I do history so I can't do maths haha)

my bedroom is actually big enough for a powercage desu

Most people don't have just free weights in their routine they might use a machine or two

never thought Id say this but losing the will to live

not even that big

thought australian houses were big LOL

Started saying 'ting' instead of 'thing' and 'axe' instead of 'ask'

theyre not that big, do you live in a flat

I'm "bi", but I think I'm actually probably just gay with a slight fetish for women. I find girls attractive and everything but prefer guys and only really feel romantic attachment to them.

Because the gym has loads of different equipment for all different workouts on each muscle.

What equipment can I reasonably afford/have room for apart from a shit weights bench?

73.3% ?

yeah I always thought as a teen that it would never happen to me
now I'm 20 and I just feel bored with life

Can't comprehend feeling attracted to men

I'm the bi lad from last thread. I have a dick fetish, but I wholly love women.

listen to crywank then

they're big enough where I'd rather not have one in my room, especially when there's several other places they could easily go.

what's a full list of equipment you need then

ignore the cardio shit

same need a hobby or something

Look at this pretty lady

bit lewd

I don't want to ignore cardio and I want to have the option of using everything. You tell me, apart from a weights bench whst equipment can I buy that's reasonably priced and will fit into my room

Human sexuality is weird, eh? I've had girlfriends before but I've never been into them romantically. Provides good cover though I suppose.

foy

you don't need a treadmill and all your gimmicky trash shit
you can just run outside

Not sure if I should nip over to the store lads

Because gays are supposed to be a hivemind that must show solidarity with other gay people simply because they're gay

always thought having kids would give me a reason to live but everyone i've talked to who has kids is absolutely miserable and regrets having them

*squirts some cum on your pillow right after you get up so it's just a dried splotch by the time you go to bed but your drool and sweat will turn it back into normal cum so youre basically sleeping on my wet load*

So yes you are just suggesting a shitty weights bench. What a fantastic all round work out

>lady

why

Fuck off Jew

I wonder how many (you)s I'll get when I post pics of my girl pills

don't reply

*doesn't reply*

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that spongebob fish thing

no gf never goona happen

bad anixety

ugly

divorce rates peaked at 78% in 2004 and have stabilized at 75% since

wonder what happened to that married american lad with the baby who lived in the desert, near vegas i think, who used to post here

he was nice

foy

just b urself :^)

thank you mr o'brien

>retarded city name
>retarded statue
you can just tell this is in the south

:)

what spongebob fish thing

how ashamed of you are your parents on a scale of 1-10?

solid 7 over here

/brit/ you have trespassed into romulan space. Withdraw immediately or we will open fire!

Shall I sing the fair lady a ditty

fire phasers, aim for their shield generators; empty all torpedo bays

*beams aboard and kills you*

Probably about a 6, with the potential to rise to maybe an 8 in the future if things keep going the way they are and they find a few things out.

>You will NEVER have sexual intercourse with a woman that attractive

Why even live.

>ywn be a virtuous medieval knight who vanquishes all that is depraved and unholy

fluctuates

probably a 5/6 atm, but rising

10 not even meming

the guy going to work/home with the same face

its a banner on here too

>been off work for the last 3 days
>don't want to go back ever

Might just become a rent boy 2bh

Getting a lot of help from /lgbt/

I can self-med for a year, get electrolysis to remove my facial hair and go fulltime before meeting my GP for the first time and getting the help I need to get things on the level

10 is nonce/serial killer-tier

squidward

That's not true. British families are immensely happy that they have many children. The only people who regret having children are weak-willed twats who were never disciplined as children themselves so don't know how to cope.

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need to make it fun yourself m8

post bp

NONE

why dont we have a suicide board where the undesirables can get all the help they need

need to keep the ball off that cunt other than that not worried about wales tbqh

/adv/ ?

Half the team is already English

/r9k/

Do normies unironically believe this?

Nirvana - Rape Me

Such a great beat

heh

I'll let all of /brit/ pound my bp when I'm ready

>ywn see """""""Monica""""""" on the bus and throw a chip at him

this fucking bruise lads

it's about 15cmx15cm of pure black/purple

there's no helping people who don't want to be helped
/r9k/ is full of people who don't want to get better
sure, some of them couldn't if they tried
but that's not the majority

pics

it's missing:
step 1) have friends to go out with
can't really do the rest without that desu

kek

Bugger. Left my phone in the kitchen for an hour and got a Tinder match who messaged me, then deleted me when I didn't reply.

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN?! Hopefully she was ugly.

Post that cunts picture of her and her neckbeard husband again.

>move out, putting yourself in a financial rut
>spend a good deal of your time looking after an animal
>get any fucking hobby, even murdering prozzies
>shower

Thanks normies, I never knew it really was that simple

>he believes this
She saw your profile and unmatched you

Then why did she message me?