Canuckistan edition
/brit/
lol heh
BIG
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"stan"means land in Persian so you just say "The land of Canucks".
Nice try fellow fascist-pol-trumpist-imperialist
>actually paying attention to the differences between Turks, Arabs, and Persians
time to roll another spliff
>it's 01:00 right now
>have to get up at 04:something to go to Edinburgh from London
>accidentally took a train almost to Oxford earlier this night
>managed to stop in Readington thank GOD
>five hour train there, five hour train back
>all in the same day
This ought to have been done better
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having fun?
you're coming to edinburgh for just the day?
The fuck is going on in Peru?
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Yup
It has been, I've seen the nice and the bad parts of London.
It's fun seeing what makes me different desu, and I can drink here whereas I can't stateside.
they elected some faggot for a prime minister lol
You have a plan for the day?
t. edinburger
Is it a banable offense to post a LINK to my weewee in a blue board?
I'm a black man living in the countryside posting on /brit/.
Poor idiots.
Not quite.
I'm somewhat of a anthropology wannabe, I'm going to major it in College, and I want to see the Scots language, and Gaelic If I can. Any recommendations?
museum of scotland I guess
Thanks, my dude
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and museum of edinburgh and museum of writers
Irish?
writers' museum*
No, just drunk and stupid ...
in here lads
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fuck off mick
Fuck off yank
Not really a fan of this shilling for the EU gimmick to bait.
autism
no thread wars
>Dietrich Wagner - a 69-year-old retired engineer - was hit in the face at a protest in Stuttgart four years ago. His eyelids were torn and some of the bones around his eyes fractured, causing his eyeballs to fall out of their sockets.
fuck off
fuck
really makes you think
hey guys im a yank
>si vincere inimicos tuos
trudeau never actually said "if you kill your enemies they win" or anything along that line
third eye status: wet
>just received my first ever pic of a girls tits i met on the internet
wew
howmuch did you have to pay for that
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Hey! How are you at the minute? Had a fun day? Tell me about it
give us a peak lad
So?
nothing
i just sent her a pic of my dick and asked for one of her tits
dont wanna get jannied
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>Chatting to girl on tinder
>Look her up on fb
>She's got a kid
This is like the 4th time this has happened to me 2bh lads
i had an awesome day bro how about you
I spent all day drinking beer and watching football so yeah it was pretty great for me too
i.4cdn.org
mesmerizing
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ive been recording a match every day to watch when i get home myself, hard to not get it spoiled tho by the time i get home
thought he was going to hurt him just because of the flag and his skin colour to be frank
This actually worked?
Brit girls really are slags, booking my ticket now
wew racial predjudices lad
you better be rooting for england or i'm gonna come and beat ur face in hooligan style
Americans deserve nothing less.
she's not brit
shes the trap looking girl/fella from the old thread
was pleasantly surprised
pisses me off that dogs exist in shithole countries tbqh. they should just kill them all and end the non-stop suffering. dogs belong in the first world where people take care of them
im a lifelong ABE when it comes to sports tbqh
Nobody is interested in a yank.
no-one is impressed by british hooliganism anymore after last week
why
well then i'm afraid i'm going to have to punch you in the face and then kick you in the head a few times while you're on the ground and then run off
on the other hand its literal paradise for them to play if humans aren't in their way, remember watching some video where they put a gopro on a (stray) dog and he met up on a basketball field with other dogs and they all played together
actually as long as you arent an american stereotype, its really easy to get laid anywhere in europe as a yank
Because you are worthless as human beings.
ah so what some of our guys got beat up? we still wrecked marseille kek. nobody else besides us and russia is fucking shit up
why
Oh I'm sure it is. Next you are going to regale us with stories of shagging a hundred women in each country and how they loved your eight inch penis.
ill never have a british gf
dodged a bullet there
*snickers nefariously*
fucked 100 girls in each european nation with my 8" pecker lads
yes
simple truth is if you are foreign anywhere you go up a couple points on the chart. plus we aren't big travelers so in a lot of places you are actually the first american people are having a conversation with.
also seems most people have hate but also secretly like (though most wont admit the liking certain parts) thing with america which i believe helps too.
let's see it then
whip it out lad
I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole
>fucked 100 girls in each european nation
Even Vatican City?
With all of the time and effort you put into your pastas you could have achieved your goal by now. You have been talking about this for years and you're certainly not a bad looking guy.
"""""girls"""""
that's a lot of africans
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
not very nice to categorize a whole nation having not even met anyone from it
You walk into your room and this maid girl tells you
>そのジャガイモの銃を捨て、モハマド
what do you do?
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
>take me out
fuck off franz ferdinand
ching chong hahahaha
am not enjoying the presence of these seppos and northern seppos one fucking minute boys
How the fuck does lifting heavy things give you muscles?
Tell her I don't speak foreign and that she can fuck off back to Bongo bongo land.
>fuck off franz ferdinand
good. very good.
spain's fault
thanks then lad, seems like a genuine compliment