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Canuckistan edition

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lol heh

BIG

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"stan"means land in Persian so you just say "The land of Canucks".
Nice try fellow fascist-pol-trumpist-imperialist

>actually paying attention to the differences between Turks, Arabs, and Persians

time to roll another spliff

>it's 01:00 right now
>have to get up at 04:something to go to Edinburgh from London
>accidentally took a train almost to Oxford earlier this night
>managed to stop in Readington thank GOD
>five hour train there, five hour train back
>all in the same day
This ought to have been done better

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having fun?

you're coming to edinburgh for just the day?

The fuck is going on in Peru?

...lads

Yup

It has been, I've seen the nice and the bad parts of London.

It's fun seeing what makes me different desu, and I can drink here whereas I can't stateside.

they elected some faggot for a prime minister lol

You have a plan for the day?

t. edinburger

Is it a banable offense to post a LINK to my weewee in a blue board?

I'm a black man living in the countryside posting on /brit/.

Poor idiots.

Not quite.

I'm somewhat of a anthropology wannabe, I'm going to major it in College, and I want to see the Scots language, and Gaelic If I can. Any recommendations?

museum of scotland I guess

Thanks, my dude

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and museum of edinburgh and museum of writers

Irish?

writers' museum*

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No, just drunk and stupid ...

in here lads

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fuck off mick

Fuck off yank

Not really a fan of this shilling for the EU gimmick to bait.

autism

no thread wars

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26226926

>Dietrich Wagner - a 69-year-old retired engineer - was hit in the face at a protest in Stuttgart four years ago. His eyelids were torn and some of the bones around his eyes fractured, causing his eyeballs to fall out of their sockets.

fuck off

fuck

really makes you think

hey guys im a yank

>si vincere inimicos tuos

trudeau never actually said "if you kill your enemies they win" or anything along that line

third eye status: wet

>just received my first ever pic of a girls tits i met on the internet

wew

howmuch did you have to pay for that

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Hey! How are you at the minute? Had a fun day? Tell me about it

give us a peak lad

So?

nothing

i just sent her a pic of my dick and asked for one of her tits

dont wanna get jannied

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>Chatting to girl on tinder
>Look her up on fb
>She's got a kid

This is like the 4th time this has happened to me 2bh lads

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i had an awesome day bro how about you

I spent all day drinking beer and watching football so yeah it was pretty great for me too

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mesmerizing

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ive been recording a match every day to watch when i get home myself, hard to not get it spoiled tho by the time i get home

thought he was going to hurt him just because of the flag and his skin colour to be frank

This actually worked?

Brit girls really are slags, booking my ticket now

wew racial predjudices lad

you better be rooting for england or i'm gonna come and beat ur face in hooligan style

Americans deserve nothing less.

she's not brit

shes the trap looking girl/fella from the old thread

was pleasantly surprised

pisses me off that dogs exist in shithole countries tbqh. they should just kill them all and end the non-stop suffering. dogs belong in the first world where people take care of them

im a lifelong ABE when it comes to sports tbqh

Nobody is interested in a yank.

no-one is impressed by british hooliganism anymore after last week

why

well then i'm afraid i'm going to have to punch you in the face and then kick you in the head a few times while you're on the ground and then run off

on the other hand its literal paradise for them to play if humans aren't in their way, remember watching some video where they put a gopro on a (stray) dog and he met up on a basketball field with other dogs and they all played together

actually as long as you arent an american stereotype, its really easy to get laid anywhere in europe as a yank

Because you are worthless as human beings.

ah so what some of our guys got beat up? we still wrecked marseille kek. nobody else besides us and russia is fucking shit up

why

Oh I'm sure it is. Next you are going to regale us with stories of shagging a hundred women in each country and how they loved your eight inch penis.

ill never have a british gf

dodged a bullet there

*snickers nefariously*

fucked 100 girls in each european nation with my 8" pecker lads

yes

simple truth is if you are foreign anywhere you go up a couple points on the chart. plus we aren't big travelers so in a lot of places you are actually the first american people are having a conversation with.

also seems most people have hate but also secretly like (though most wont admit the liking certain parts) thing with america which i believe helps too.

let's see it then

whip it out lad

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole

>fucked 100 girls in each european nation
Even Vatican City?

With all of the time and effort you put into your pastas you could have achieved your goal by now. You have been talking about this for years and you're certainly not a bad looking guy.

"""""girls"""""

that's a lot of africans

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wew lad

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

not very nice to categorize a whole nation having not even met anyone from it

You walk into your room and this maid girl tells you
>そのジャガイモの銃を捨て、モハマド
what do you do?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

>take me out
fuck off franz ferdinand

ching chong hahahaha

am not enjoying the presence of these seppos and northern seppos one fucking minute boys

How the fuck does lifting heavy things give you muscles?

Tell her I don't speak foreign and that she can fuck off back to Bongo bongo land.

>fuck off franz ferdinand

good. very good.

spain's fault

thanks then lad, seems like a genuine compliment