Remember that my Argie gf never replied

>Remember that my Argie gf never replied

Why even continue living, lads?

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it hurts desu lad

cмoтpи в мeня, coтpи ceбя и бyдь вo мнe
в пocлeдний paз твoя вoдa в мoeм oкнe
cнeгa нeмы, нeмыcлимыe эти cны
oни нaд лeдяным yныниeм нe влacтны

wut song is this

what did you mean by this

tfw no quebecois gf whispering me things in french

Do you want to trade?

I'll kidnap a quecbec girl for you and you kidnap an Argie girl for me, we'll use a dead drop to exchange them

do you accept rochas?

I don't know what those are

Nasty cumsluts who only want to cuddle and have sex and serve canadian overlords

It's a deal

bump

I meant this:
youtube.com/watch?v=dhN5HZOqsEo

cool song i guess

h-how did you know

I know everything

You know me so well :33

that's because I am another you

Cool I've always wanted a brother

I'm not you brother, I'm your penis

Oh nice :3

I'm about to stroke you right now

What would you like to watch, penis?

just not gay porn again pls, be nice, as it was the first time you touch me

b-but i don't watch gay porn

Holy shit, Sup Forums is not Sup Forums without this Canadian loser talking about his Argie "Sup Forums gf".

Have you ever seen her, or is it just a flag talking to you over a board.

Post pics of her so I can see if I can steal her from you or not.

Lol i'm over her m8

I'm just reminiscing about old times, nostalgia desu

Old times as in three days ago, right

A little longer

I just realised that the 15 yo girl I was dating has a relation status on facebook and you complain?

w-was it the same girl?

That's a good thing though, if you're older than 18 or 20, because usually teenage girls are fucked in the head and take the worst decisions.

No you faggot, she barely speaks english.

I was in the same thread when they started "internet dating"
kinda feel proud desu

I am straight

If the balls don't touch then it is not gay

But she is so fucking hot, I wanted to bang her so bad and maybe fall in love. Its been a while since I loved somebody.

femenine penis is still gay

>I was in the same thread when they started "internet dating"
>kinda feel proud desu

;-;

I wonder if she felt bad and responded to all my emails, I deleted that email a few days ago

How long ago was it though, I'm curious. Internet relationships are usually garbage but they're fun for the first month when there are no problems.

you got me

i do enjoy a nice feminine penis occassionally

Stop distracting me now :33333

But this girl was even real? or you are memeing?

It does feel great when you fall in love, even if it's unrequited, the masochistic feel is decent I guess.

It's fun to launch yourself into those kind of situations every now and then, but I speak for myself and only online.

For no particular reason though, it's just life and passing time

I think he's memeing. Also, picardía intensifies with the post above.

I'm your dick, but I have t b h, she took a real dick for sure, she's feeling better than you
less than 1 week IIRC

>But this girl was even real? or you are memeing?

Yeah she was real

i found her facebook, whatever tho.

Age difference was too much and we'd never meet anyway no big deal

>be me
>just finish exam
>check phone, ringers on
Haha, good thing nobody calls me

Be kind and post pics, it's not like she would give a fuck at this point.

>I think he's memeing

I am not memeing, do you really think i would take a joke this far?

I-Interesting tastes, m8.

>Be kind and post pics, it's not like she would give a fuck at this point.

Breh she's underaged and she's a nice girl, I wouldn't do that.

She probably found an argentinean bf now

>quality new worlder thread

>do you really think i would take a joke this far?
Yes.

Yeah, you're Canadian

you have nobody to blame but you and your religion

Well i'm not

She was a nice girl, I don't wish anything bad on her

>Dreadlocks
>Tattoos
>Nails made out of plastic beer cups
>Someone else took the pic for her

Stick to your women

Approve

That's not her dumbass, this is a random slut from twitter who makes rap music


My gf was a qt

not her you dumb nigger

Why would an Argentinean have the Miami fucking area code tattoos on her knuckles?

SMFH I literally just said i wasn't going to post any pics of her

>Looking up random sluts from Twitter who make rap music

You know, just fuck your entire situation.

kek
She probably found me or she will eventually I like teenagers.
>It does feel great when you fall in love
It is indeed Im gonna kept texting her anyway and try something at least.

>Implying u wouldn't bang this

anyway let's get back to the topic at hand, it was an unrelated image

>cellulite

>imblying

10/10

>no penis

This girl is a stripper and i'm prety sure a prostitute too

>tfw i will never have a literal prostitute gf

> gay

>not liking fat women = gay
M8, I live in the states. I've seen too many fat women, m9. They're not attractive.

>fat

in what way is she fat you faggot

Does she need to be malnourished for you?

fucking weebs man, go masturbate to some Japanese girls who look like underaged teenage boys faggot fuck you

Why would you wanted to kiss a mouth full of other man's cum?

She's such a skank it's kinda hot

Wanna see one of her music videos

watch this shit, it's lik a fucking porn video
youtube.com/watch?v=3aUTKyvjpK8

bump

fuck you fags stop ignoring me

>"Romantic" relationships are his life's purpose
Kys

this website is cancer, I really should stop visiting.

yeah we both should

i hate Sup Forums now

I'm here bb

ha-ha real funny

Don't joke with me like that

Bump

>Tfw girl of your dreams refuses to speak to you because she needs "someone stronger"

You get drunk everyday one week and tell someone how badly you want to die and they force you back into the isolation that's killing you

I got broads in atlanta