A Day in the Life of Chad

>Chad takes the subway to his $100k job
>women beg him to fuck them on the spot

>Chad goes to a concert in the evening
>QTs randomly ask to playfully be spun around in the parking lot

Despite everything Chad keeps his chastity. Chad is my hero

>Chad checks his phone messages coming out of a 45 minute meeting
>36 Texts, 6 missed calls

ITT nerds who should get help

Chad from OP is probably the guy from that Sup Forums pasta about japanese merchandise.

Is she doing that because he's manspreading? I heard the weird Tumblr girls do that to protest.

If that's the case she's just embarassing herself

That woman us making an ass out of herself

wait, if i manspread next to a woman on a subway she will start masturbating? isnt that just encouraging manspreading?

What the fuck is manspreading?

It's women complaining about men needing to sit with their legs splayed to not crush themselves.
It's actual sexism.

Jesus christ you Americans. That's stupid as fuck because unlike women we have balls and penises between our legs so it's more comfortable to sit with your legs apart. Besides I usually do not want to take an extra spot with my backpack so I just hang it on my knees and keep it between my legs, wonder if that also triggers them in some way.

Man spreading peanut butter on his toast

most Chads aren't promiscuous. that 6/10 that is your oneitis is completely invisible to him.

I would take her home and fuck her (with a condom of course)

She's doing it because she's mentally unstable, and trying to humiliate him.

She'd probably call the cops if he touched her.

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It's not a space issue as they try to portrait it. You're taking only marginally more place in front of you but that's only an issue if the bus is /very/ tightly crowded, in which case I probably wouldn't be sitting anyway.

Is "she" hiding a dick?

By sitting at all, you are taking up precious space for their bags. Also you can't grind into anybody while sitting, so you should stand up and bump into people so they can sue you for rape.

I have balls and penis too but I don't sit with my legs spread open.

>nyc
>only $100k
>has to take the subway

NOT chad

All of Sup Forums tbfh

Nobody asked for your opinion tiny tim

probably because you're a mentally ill faggot trying to pass off as a woman.

>cali
>300k/yr
>have to share room with Mexicans and live on cup noodles

She's probably drunk and rolling on molly. NYC is filled with degenerates, I've seen some shit myself on the subway.

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kek, looks like I rustled some jimmies

a real human bean

this is now a file name thread

This is what an alpha male looks like.

Me on the far right

yep unfortunately this is the case with me kek

truth

and for good fucking reason, women like that are trash

It's not even their appearance or anything, it's their behaviour and attitude. Why the hell would a chad want some slutty harlot who fucks random people on the train when he's got plans for continuing his successful family line and giving his boys the best position they can have in life to outcompete everyone else?

Having kids with women like in the OP is like putting a fucking bullet in your genetic heritage.

holy shit watching you guys make up a problem and then flip out about it is actually scary

>buenos aires
>18k/y
>living by myself in a downtown studio apartment
Have you tried not being niggers? It worked for me.

Last time this came up I believe someone said she had actual autism.

he did stay calm enough. i wouldn't wanna be touched by her using the same hands she used to finger her herpes ridden pussy

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL THEM ALL!

I actually look a bit like Rico

That's like, in puerto rico right

it's /ourthing/

>the fuck is manspreading?

american education?

How comfy is Argentina? I really want a good place to go innawoods.

Well they're gonna be the 51st state now, I guess beuenes aires is the capital

We're in the process of getting rid of our local socialist pawns so it's a bit turbulent economically. You and your dollars will be treated real nice and carefully to ensure you come back with friends. /k/ may be able to help you find hunting tours if that's your thing.

Rico was white thought

you do realize it's faster to take the subway than to drive in most cases right?

I was talking about moving there. I feel like if SHTF then no one will care to look towards South America so it will be nice.

>cali
thats your problem

>Americans
Kek, you know the biggest tourist cities in Europe are following suite, right? Madrid just did it.

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the fucking point is that 100k a year in nyc is barely comfortable living.

t. queens

well maybe you should try being
t. kings

That ain't manspreading.

That's perestroika.

The woman on the far left is also spreading her legs but note that her pants are restricting the movement of her legs.

Sure, just don't trust the local currency or police or government or locals. Hell, don't even trust me.

This is how you prevent getting an STD

and a real hero

Do share a few , preferably in the form of
>Green Text

It's not even their appearance or anything, it's their behaviour and attitude. Why the hell would a chad want some slutty harlot who fucks random people on the train when he's got plans for continuing his successful family line and giving his boys the best position they can have in life to outcompete everyone else-

- Karen why did you leave me, please come back to me!!!

>rubbing out while staring at him
>touching his hand
that's sexual harassment, and he's not "playing it cool", he's just a massive Asperger's.
What really triggers me is that if you inverted the roles, that guy would be in jail right now and his life ruined forever

only if you live in America. only God knows what a crazy-ass clusterfuck of a country they have become

true
>welcome to the US

>t. queens
Its an even shittier manhattan but slightly better than the rest of the boroughs
t. Long island master race

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