Tech humor thread

Tech humor thread.

>women in tech

Being a virgin at 30.

>that 2013 humor
>mfw the state of cybersecurity has gone code red since then

I'm 32, faget

Damn I'm good.

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Can anyone help me with my homework?

SSL 3.0
This is how you get poodles...

>Android and Google
same thing

Good lord

Where the fuck is this from and for the love of humanity please tell me it's shopped

#Trenchfoot #Shellshock LMAO!

kek

What is this meme?

Worthless.

>Meanwhile in Acre...

Brazilian meme

the fuck

Tristeza nao tem fim.

that's no meme. that's brazil.

That's not a meme. That's brazilian canibalism.

T-this is a joke right... no one dared to give you this as a homework right? r-right?

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There is no "after" Sup Forums.
You are here forever.

A simean stew?

>libgcc was compiling so i came to this party
>but watching it compile is more interesting than this

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
FUCK YOUR NORMALFAG TWITTER SHIT YOU FUCKING IGNORANT MUTT

If my kids ever bring homework like this home I would likely have words with the school.

This is just wrong.

Oh fuck
You are in SEA?
Also if u have this than you are underage

>tfw we will eventually run out of t420s and x220s
Feels bad man.

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Bretty gud

Honestly don't get it.

They cost 3 times as much now due to miners buying all of them

But if it gets kids to do homework...

>twitter and hashtags are skils being thaught in school

theyre turning them in a mass of attention whoring SJWs we're so cucked

>not buying all $30 t42 you find on ebay

I already do that with pentium 4s

Thinkpads are literal botnet, even Jade won't fuck you up that much.

Aww OK I see it now, was too fixated on the highlighted parts to ha e taken notice. Thanks

>botnet

It's just a buzzword on Sup Forums, don't take those kids seriously.

>GTX 1060 3GB costs as much as the RX 580 8GB
huh

After you discover/g/

Nice quality

Why do fish need snorkels.
Fish don't even breathe through their mouths.
wtf I'm triggered now.

It's the "Superfish" logo. Also look up "lenovo spyware" in a search engine of your choice, you'll learn they have persistent malware that automatically installs itself even after you format the hard drive.

Kek. The battle of botnets.

The back of my band also gets kids to do homework.

I don't see your point

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relevant comic

>stealing ideas and projects

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What a thing of beauty.

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>actual
It's even worse.

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I want one!

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Stockings? But why tho.

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I see you ran the Navy seal copypasta through Jap Google translate. C for effort

google "striped programming socks"

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Can confirm, on my 9th year.

>not using the full version

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I have a single bed but it's for my cat. For myself I have a queen-sized bed.

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Can we please not just repost from /r/programmerhumor

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I've never been there, I got these from here

>doesn't know most of them were made here

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the for the morning chortle, user

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"A special mouse for special use"

I really don't see the humour here. Is the anime wallpaper really that big a deal?

Or is it a "lel how can i call if i dont have phone?" because if that's a problem for you then you need to get some friends.

this is it

sorry for your loss

Nah, I have [spoiler]Marceline, the vampire queen[/spoiler] as my wallpaper

the yellow paper was blocking the naked anime character

made me respond

wanna know how i know you're a retard?

What about the people that literally just call them usb's?