I need friends

So lonely

I need pussy

so horny

you two should meet then

:^(

I need burek

so hungry

I need pussy too

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I need a gf

hi

u like me?

HI czech man can I be your friend?

Get a dog...oh wait you had one for lunch aahaha

;D

If you can be my friend

ok

Step out of your island and go to a country with a huge escort market, better yet, if you're more of a poorfag, go to a 3rd world shithole where the only way to success for women is prostitution.

Or fuck your cousin.

>tfw lonely, can never relate to people and have crippling anxiety

join a gym and start working out. give it two years of intense work and you will feel better. trust me.

How do I add you? I can't just come to Chand and post czech man r u here?

I'm always with you

friends are overrated

im not a man sorry

user. I already look like a girl though. I'm just mentally ill

I'm already fit. It has given me a bit of confidence but hasn't done anything about the other issues

wow rude?

Oh ok. I'm not oneven either

Didn't you post the same thread yesterday?

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being alone is okay

thinking that it is some kind of abnormality is not

>haven't gone out of house with anyone other than family in years
>going to a meetup tonight for the first time tonight to watch a movie at the park
>tfw heart and worried thoughts already racing

Why are korgooks so sissy?

but i look like one

>korgooks
redundent

Do girls really talk to you after you get ripped? I've thinking about joining a gym so I browse /fit/ once in awhile but they still seem lonely or prefer the company of gentlemen now.

don't worry it's gonna be okay user. Just try to socialize even if it feels like it's super awkward and you're gonna die. Once you get into the forced socialization it starts becoming more and more natural.

>tfw soon to graduate without making a single friend at university

>tfw blew my best chance ever at making friends

>tfw crippling loneliness

You fucked up. Go to uni once more.

There's plenty of people to meet at work. Just try to get yourself out there.

Not him, but they didn't start talking to me any more. They did start looking and staring at me a lot more though, like when I check out a qt.

Thanks polebro, I'll give it my best and try to soldier through

Is a Master's worth it though? I don't have any clear passion for anything
I do not have a job lined up

>started off life as the chad of chads
>good at sports, a joy to be around, multiple gfs, that cute little button that old people liked to pinch
>if parents allowed their son only one kid over for his birthday party/sleep over, he invariably chose me
>it was always up to me what games we played during recess, and if i wasn't the captain, i was chosen first
>hit puberty and there are signs that i'm not such an ideal normie: started having body issues and social anxieties, girls starting becoming an enigma to me, but was still fairly popular and hung in there
>reach high school and suddenly a tiny fish in a huge pond, am absolutely incapable of handling the shift in the hierarchy and socialising with all these new people
>gradually fade away, start truanting, avoid most classes altogether, don't even finish high school and descend into a pit of suicidal depression
>now have literally ZERO friends and my only solace in living is that i at least got to experience true happiness as a boy

>decided to try an experiment where i go without contacting any of my friends to see how long it will take for someone to contact me first
>It's been four weeks

>that feel
I'm sorry user, it's horrible

Post your steam and we can be friends

Well, I was going to say escort websites exist, but I anticipated the usual "i'm on a tiny island there's 3 handicaped whores for our whole village" kind of reply. I'm trying to help you lose your virginity m8.

I know that feeling user.

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>Is a Master's worth it though? I don't have any clear passion for anything
Here it is but your opportunity to make friends will be even less as the population shrinks.

Do undergrad again. This time though, major in women's study