ITT: Things that are unlikely to happen in the country of poster above you

ITT: Things that are unlikely to happen in the country of poster above you.

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Classic Jew move playing both sides

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DELET

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pay denbts

be white

Don't be in war

WEW
E
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refugees

end to sex tourism

having sex

we don't know about that

the number of sluts are decreasing here as economy is booming

Stop making porno

No more aids

join an alliance

Sick bantz

Eat salad.

Losing a war against America

Win a world war

Let's just give it another try. I'm sure this time we will win.

no terrorism, no islam, no low population...

Recognition of genocide.

be white
win war
not make qt queens

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>grapes
>apple
>a fucking lemon
>a whole tomato
>a pepper
In what combination in any country would that be a meal?

To end this

except they will
and you're gonna pay

I would actually eat the apple, grapes, orange and pepper whole.
But would throw out the lemon, tomato out and add a piece of chicken or something instead.

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Why in the fuck is she sun bathing in that?
wtf is the point?
Is she only doing that because she sees other people doing it?
Does she not know what the point of sun bathing is?

Anorexia

a cop sentensed for killing

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DELET THIS

Being remembered by John Kerry

using an atm

see white ppl in the capital

STOP IT

pension

a right to exist

Someone posts something funny or informative on Sup Forums.

a right to exist

A Grand Coalition

being non asian

Being destroyed in WWIII.

democracy

Peace

sexts

Euro cup qualification

not getting your shit kicked in by females if you are immigrant shiskin

being relevant

staying white

not getting fucked by russians

joining the eu

leaving the eu

removing the leaf from the flag.

Being a human

ever have a nice flag

Being relevant.

Survive a regular day in Mississippi

Probably set up but sick bantz.

not being turkic

to have an actual working democracy

walk again

literally don't know shit about your country to make fun of it

having read a book

Getting a good public education.

Oh...

Books will remain in the past. Movies are the future.

Only black communities get the shitty teachers who don't care.

be white

not getting shot

Not lying about history just to prove to EU that you are European as well

protip: you aren't

not being proud of being a fucking ignorant imbecile

not having malaria

Anything interesting enough to be mentioned outside Hungary.

You're part of the problem. A bright future can't be movies because most are trash, and even good movies can't do half of what a good book is capable of.

Also, it's more than teachers. Our curriculum is fucked.

Never heard of someone having malaria here tbqh. Maybe in the amazonian region

You right smart guy. American's are stupid and cannot accomplish anything. Lets let rest of the world keep thinking that.

>we have so many problems fuck off and don't come here

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spending almost a space program worth of money for this.

got a better one
having your own currency

Pre-trianon borders

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not having 20 trillion public debt xDDDDDDDD

USSR borders

wealth before the Columbus-era

Fair enough

democracy

Being Scandinavian

being uralian

still exist in 50 years
nice trips lad