/brit/

orthodox edition

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cara

>7 seconds
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes

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G R A H A M
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on a serious note why did a Canadian EDM guy decide he was good for his video

the gf

Undyne

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh yesss think the maisie poster got 3 once

need a hairy gf

eating brak brak for din din lads

Do you think the murder of that lawyer will affect the election, making it lean towards the "remain" option?

You must be tired of this question, but I couldn't get to the computer until now.

you'll have to share

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his damn mind in the west
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West


We going straight to (when I roll into the) the Wild Wild West (when I stroll into the)
We going straight to (when I bounce into the) the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

[Dru Hill:]
[Freestyling]
To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the (Wild Wild West)

[Sisqo:]
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, come on

maisie

Reminder to report caralad, the new janny will ban him.

he only blocked me once :/ and deletes my posts

*builds a wall on the /brit/-/lat/ border and makes /lat/ pay for it*

fuck the eu

fuck russia


BRITAIN FIRST

kek

wtf is that

>tfw no pryaniki & pierogi

ree

SOMEONE SAID THEY LIVED TOGETHER

I RAN OUT THE DOOR TO GET HER

update: my penis still has not been inside a woman

please no.
Has it come to this?
Pobeda za Severnaja Irlandija!

please answer :(

answer me pls.

hate posts like this

when there's something strange
lurking in the thread

who you gonna call
runtbusters

Appreciate the froglad's contribution to our general tbqh lads

god

not this autist

anything but this autist

PLEASE JANNY PLEASE GET RID OF HIM NOW!!!

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why?

piss off racist

are you the russian vlogger in ireland??????

literally who

Absolute banger

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

How is that even possible? I usually check and 7 is the best I've seen you get. Only 2 post numbers away too

my loony bun is fine benny lava

youtube.com/watch?v=EpO0PXTKrmE

think 5 is my record, its just reacting really fast when Sup Forums is working with you, usually threads don't even show up 20 seconds after they're made, for me at least

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why do you do it

It's not the islands fair that are calling to me
It's not the balmy air nor the tropical sea
It's a little brown gal in a little grass skirt
In a little grass shack in Hawaii

It isn't Waikiki or Kamehameha's pali
Not the beach boys free with their hoomalimali
It's a little brown gal in a little grass skirt
In a little grass shack in Hawaii

film more Irish cats please, your tech vids are a bit tiring

Was the 3 seconds without an image? Can't see it being possible otherwise (still doubting)

look at this fucking dog

WEW is it really him

I love you

unsweet tea 2 sausage biscuits and brown gravy since they were out of white gravy

literally nothing better to do and its honestly been a bit addictive

think without, the servers take its fucking time when images are involved regardless of your upload speed

How can you post in 5 seconds?! Even if you don't have captcha, which is obvious.

*extols the virtues of our continued membership of the EU*

Sup Forums x, it lets you post in threads straight from the catalogue

Don't you work, study...?

Look at this fucking dog

sounds bloody delicious desu

and for my next trick, i will enrage leftists with a single word:

trump

i spend my days looking for jobs been a neet for quite a while now though

Oh ok
kek

*looks*

shes quite pretty, looks like my ex

>10am, cool morning
>leave my house, butter knife in one pocket, blunderbuss in my hand (for protection)
>walk past my local mosque
>"this takes the fuckin biscuit" I mumble
>pass the local
>"'alright Tommy? you seen this new 'alal butchers open up t'eyestreet? it's a bloody disgrace"
>"I seen it, bloody disgrace. Bomber Harris din't die for this!"
>see paki taxi driver raping a 12 year old girl
>"OFFICER! that man is-"
>bobby: "nothin to see here, lad, best be on your way now"
>pass local MP constituency and see a fucking taig
>call him a scruffy taig
>get into an argument
>some cucked bint cuts in and tells me about starving Africans and her time at LSE
>yerwotlass.png
>calls me a bigot
>"right I've had enuff of this bollocks"
>unload my blunderbuss right in her hippie face
>tactical stab her with my butter knife
>Vote Leave on June 23rd
>mfw

boys boys boys boys boysss

>ruslad left the thread already

going to kill myself

it was but i already ate it all and now i'm still hungry

Enjoyable post

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please come back I've been waiting 2 months

So you fucking should you traitorous scum. Russians can never be forgiven for their savage attacks targeted at anglos

Very proud of my willy

;[ oh dear

"okay"

Does anyone have the recording Poleaboo made of that girl taking a shit? Asking for a friend.

Very proud of my wang

We found a few guys online, and after finding the right one we went through with it last week. He was a very attractive guy - 6' tall, muscular, big dick - everything every guy wishes they had. When he came over I opened the door and we talked for a little while and then I introduced my wife. We went to the bedroom and I sat on the couch while he started to kiss her neck and undress her. He pushed her onto the bed, took off her panties and started eating her out. They were both loving it and so was I. Then he took his pants off and got on top of her and after kissing her for a little while he pinned her hands over her head and penetrated her; she moaned deeply. It was at this moment that my stomach dropped; hot to cold in a millisecond. I very quickly realized that when I was watching cuckold porn, I wasn't getting off on being the cuck, I was getting off on being the bull. I felt sick, but I didn't know what to do; they were already fucking. I sat there, saying nothing. Luckily, after a few minutes, he finished. After it was all done, I rushed him out, told her to get cleaned up and I went to get some chinese food. I sat in my car crying for 20 minutes until it was ready and then went home and pretended nothing was wrong.
For the past week I have been doing my best to clench my teeth and try to forget about it, but I can't. The way she moaned, the way she grabbed him, the way she looked at him. I cannot get it out of my head. Knowing that I actually let another man, let alone a guy who's much more masculine and attractive than myself, fuck my wife makes me sick to my stomach.. I honestly want to kill myself and it seems like the best solution right now. I genuinely can't look at myself in the mirror without feeling disgusted. The worst part is that it's completely my fault. I don't know what to do. I really really need some advice. I've never felt this hopeless before.

you spin me right round
baby right round
like a record baby right
round round round

to the way i feel inside,
and it's all because you lied.

want a nice gf to talk and do fun stuff with

Downloading Dragon Age Origins ~

listening to megadrive

me: damn those finnish bastards....
*looks up, distraught, at the now silent british meme factory behind the large, locked cast iron gates*
*hands key over to the finnish businessman, looking at the cracked, filthy grey as salty tears fall down my face*
me:it's.... raining.....
*a melancholy smile is etched upon my face, as I walk away with my collar up. with my very life ended, I remember the good times*
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*bang*

>be british
>get shot

I am beginning to think that we are being ruled by amateurs

anime

wish i could mark certain posters so they couldnt reply to me in the future

>americans will unironically use the fact that a nutter made a highly ineffective pistol that couldn't even kill a single lady on its own to justify owning 30 assault weapons with grenade launcher attachments

anime is for stupid losers

you know where to go then

but you're literally a cuck you can't make fun of me i'm not lower than a cuck

*marks you*

doing a post in /yank/

*posts*

I'll answer for you lad ;)
Yes and no, the newspapers will have already printed tomorrows headlines, calling him the "brexit assassin" or some shit. But now it has been shown he has no ties to brexit and was mentally unstable, so then the following day, to cover themselves, they'll have to back on what they said or receive a thorough bollocking. The only people who this will really affect is leftist normies on facebook, who are either too young to vote or they'll be more worried about some big news at Glastonbury.

porn =/= reality.

i dont feel at all sorry for that guy.

liberals have become the antithesis of themselves

haha

playing a cheeky bit of poker

Says the man on Sup Forums at half past one on a friday morning.

you should unironically put to death all your stupid fucking """ journalists"""
the sun and the dailymail are less than trash
the guardian allows garbage literal femen writers in their ranks
bbc4 is best brit cuck4 disguised as information

ummmmmmmmmmm I'm talking to my friend on fb at the same time ok >_

miss him

Have you seen Reddit lately?

>Orlando killer pledged allegiance to ISIS before the killing
>"he's not a Muslim."

>Killer allegedly shouted the name of some group
>"damn brexit!!"

miss u