Why is norway so LONG?

why is norway so LONG?

they need to compensate

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Because we need to protect Sweden and Finland from the scary Atlantic ocean.

rofl it must be fun to do such a pointless trip

Gotta put those fjords somewhere.
Blame Slartibartfast.

why does sweden and finland look like a penis and scrotum?

driving from miami to los angeles will also take you 38 hours

difference is that there's probably more fun shit to do and see over there

lmao why is norway so BIG?

we're big boys

Why do manlet countries even exist?

there are actually two penises

What countries do you consider to be non-manlets?

Because they just HAD TO cock block us from the arctic ocean and oil

Just Chile

No one else can even compete

We're the balls of fennoscandia.

because they occupy our rightful clay

illuminati confirmed

Vietnam

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You're a big guy

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