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FUCK OFF /l*t/ edition

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cara

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why do american road signs have the population of the town on them? seems pretty stupid to me tbqh

>The Night Attack of Târgovişte (Romanian: Atacul de noapte de la Târgovişte, Turkish: Tirgovişte Baskını) was a battle fought between forces of Vlad III the Impaler of Wallachia and Mehmed II of the Ottoman Empire on Thursday, June 17, 1462.

>The conflict initially started with Vlad's refusal to pay the jizya (tax on non-Muslims) to the Sultan and intensified when Vlad Ţepeş invaded Bulgaria and impaled over 23,000 Turks. Mehmed then raised a great army with the objective to conquer Wallachia and annex it to his empire. The two leaders fought a series of skirmishes, the most notable one being the Night Attack where Vlad Ţepeş attacked the Turkish camp in the night in an attempt to kill Mehmed.

>The assassination attempt failed and Mehmed marched to the Wallachian capital of Târgovişte, where he discovered another 20,000 impaled Turks. Horrified, the Sultan and his troops retreated

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>lickdicki

LOL

rude thread

wow
this is some specific shit

totally get the reference

I like it tbqh

anime

>american OP

new thread pls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

so you know how many people you have to shoot to kill everyone in the town

real nigga hours

>they're here

spic spotted

faggot hahaha

Really cant tell if the 'treating Kev and Liscki as the same person' meme is ironic anymore. Or if people actually think they are the same person

what did monty python have against the french?

MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S GUARD

I really don't care. I know who Kev is, but this whole time I've been thinking this guy was also called Liscki

Hey there Delilah

Wonsdee why he's so obsessed with american and american sport like hockey, too much American TV as a child?

I don't think anyone believes that

what ever happened to Tall Good-looking White Boy

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that guy is liscki

exam results tomorrow (today) lids

Mexicans and Yanks are both dastardly unlikeable

I swear, if I squint at that image and see it's actually a tiny Pepe, I'm going to be very, very cross.

>working for a parasite hag pirate
eww no

>american eyesight

lisicki is just a 2nd rate fatcam

>dastardly
what??

not at all
they are in no way similar

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>long weekend of drinking ahead with the #ladsontour
>manager calls me at 9am waking me up asking if I can work
>now im tired

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this should be fucking ILLEGAL

FOM
FOM
FOM

>american and american sport like hockey

He mentioned some Disney Hockey film that he watched as a kid i think. The team was apparently called 'the ducks' or something. Maybe the Yanks know the film (maybe its the mighty ducks)

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currently reading Road to Serfdom lads

down with Socialism and such aha

anyone? x

how much hours a week and where do you work?

kek as if you answered the fucking phone

> work weekends, finish about 11pm
> mfw every fucking Saturday there's a group of ugly ass fucking smelly pajeets getting on the train

You're not getting any pussy tonight go home

I didn't understand a word of this post

how can you not know the mighty ducks you spa

Dude you found my shoes bro

not a fan of this "when enough people incorrectly use a word, that becomes a correct use of the word" meme

Pittsburgh Penguins perhaps

I am not into barbaric Normie sports

how many of the 300 are going to break el chapo out?

I've noticed that "literally" is misused a fucking shitload here these days

i didnt but it bloody woke up me

waking up to a phonecall from your manager is like a shot of fear.. fucking hell this is grim

dick all now, used to do 30 hours or so with uni but come holidays and hours are cut

I dont mind tbf

the boys

It's a Facebook post asking if anybody lost a pair of Nike Trainers on King George's Field next to benches, possibly a size nine

hi kev

all me

shut up cuck

they are classic kids films from the 80's/early 90's

t. Kev

ANTI-MICK FUCK RANGER ACTIVATE

>size 9

manlet

Feel like mangling someones neck.

>waking up to a phonecall from your manager is like a shot of fear.. fucking hell this is grim

yeah i guess. but i've been called quite a few times being asked to come in to cover someone else so i just fucking ignore it every time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon

really makes you think

>mick
rude

have to go to the fucking Gold Coast because the friends are plebs lads

just wish i was staying home playing xbox tbf

also I wish I had an xbox

peruvian flag with a leaf

got a ps4 and xbox one here lad come over

you might have to lick my willy though haha

youtube.com/watch?v=e8nEkcKa_3g

American leftists are fucking insane

a fucking queef

I was a bit of a mad gasser for much of yesterday and today

Arse like a bellows

What size shoes are you lads? Size 10 master race here, even had a couple of pairs of size 11s ;)

i'm an xbox man, F PS, badman on any FPS
imma get a gaming pc so i can leng man at 120 FPS

youtube.com/watch?v=g2Eu2u_cSVs

this used to scare me to death

>killing this sexy milf

for shame yorkshire

Should we privatise /brit/ lads?

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big foot haha! wahey

>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

So.....

go away you nonce

Missed my flight to go to that yank's house and watch the Copa América quarter-final

poo

ORDINARY

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What's the downside? Hehe ;p

>youtube channel about british girl going barefoot for a month at uni
>videos where she talks about how humiliating it is in her qt accent
>it gets deleted

> work keeps fucking up your exercise routine because of awkward starting/finishing times

Blast from the past

Joyce definitely would have posted on /brit/

without a doubt she is one of the most disgusting pirates

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>tfw they're not smaller

eating healthy lads

humans evolved to walk barefoot man, shoes are like cages for your feet

Thatcher is based

good thing I don't exercise

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If these are UK sizes fuck off literal giants

foot fetishists are absolutely mental

this desu

foot prisons

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter

>Roland the Farter (known in contemporary records as Roland le Fartere, Roulandus le Fartere or Roland le Petour) was a medieval flatulist who lived in 12th century England. He held Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (120,000 m2) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King's court at Christmas.[1]

another famous gasser

8...mate's mum literally said I had girls feet once.

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Spitting Image is quite good 2bh. Will it ever come back?