FUCK OFF /l*t/ edition
/brit/
cara
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why do american road signs have the population of the town on them? seems pretty stupid to me tbqh
>The Night Attack of Târgovişte (Romanian: Atacul de noapte de la Târgovişte, Turkish: Tirgovişte Baskını) was a battle fought between forces of Vlad III the Impaler of Wallachia and Mehmed II of the Ottoman Empire on Thursday, June 17, 1462.
>The conflict initially started with Vlad's refusal to pay the jizya (tax on non-Muslims) to the Sultan and intensified when Vlad Ţepeş invaded Bulgaria and impaled over 23,000 Turks. Mehmed then raised a great army with the objective to conquer Wallachia and annex it to his empire. The two leaders fought a series of skirmishes, the most notable one being the Night Attack where Vlad Ţepeş attacked the Turkish camp in the night in an attempt to kill Mehmed.
>The assassination attempt failed and Mehmed marched to the Wallachian capital of Târgovişte, where he discovered another 20,000 impaled Turks. Horrified, the Sultan and his troops retreated
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>lickdicki
LOL
rude thread
wow
this is some specific shit
totally get the reference
I like it tbqh
anime
>american OP
new thread pls.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
so you know how many people you have to shoot to kill everyone in the town
real nigga hours
>they're here
spic spotted
faggot hahaha
Really cant tell if the 'treating Kev and Liscki as the same person' meme is ironic anymore. Or if people actually think they are the same person
what did monty python have against the french?
MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S GUARD
I really don't care. I know who Kev is, but this whole time I've been thinking this guy was also called Liscki
Hey there Delilah
Wonsdee why he's so obsessed with american and american sport like hockey, too much American TV as a child?
I don't think anyone believes that
what ever happened to Tall Good-looking White Boy
that guy is liscki
exam results tomorrow (today) lids
Mexicans and Yanks are both dastardly unlikeable
I swear, if I squint at that image and see it's actually a tiny Pepe, I'm going to be very, very cross.
>working for a parasite hag pirate
eww no
>american eyesight
lisicki is just a 2nd rate fatcam
>dastardly
what??
not at all
they are in no way similar
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>long weekend of drinking ahead with the #ladsontour
>manager calls me at 9am waking me up asking if I can work
>now im tired
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this should be fucking ILLEGAL
FOM
FOM
FOM
>american and american sport like hockey
He mentioned some Disney Hockey film that he watched as a kid i think. The team was apparently called 'the ducks' or something. Maybe the Yanks know the film (maybe its the mighty ducks)
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currently reading Road to Serfdom lads
down with Socialism and such aha
anyone? x
how much hours a week and where do you work?
kek as if you answered the fucking phone
> work weekends, finish about 11pm
> mfw every fucking Saturday there's a group of ugly ass fucking smelly pajeets getting on the train
You're not getting any pussy tonight go home
I didn't understand a word of this post
how can you not know the mighty ducks you spa
Dude you found my shoes bro
not a fan of this "when enough people incorrectly use a word, that becomes a correct use of the word" meme
Pittsburgh Penguins perhaps
I am not into barbaric Normie sports
how many of the 300 are going to break el chapo out?
I've noticed that "literally" is misused a fucking shitload here these days
i didnt but it bloody woke up me
waking up to a phonecall from your manager is like a shot of fear.. fucking hell this is grim
dick all now, used to do 30 hours or so with uni but come holidays and hours are cut
I dont mind tbf
the boys
It's a Facebook post asking if anybody lost a pair of Nike Trainers on King George's Field next to benches, possibly a size nine
hi kev
all me
shut up cuck
they are classic kids films from the 80's/early 90's
t. Kev
ANTI-MICK FUCK RANGER ACTIVATE
>size 9
manlet
Feel like mangling someones neck.
>waking up to a phonecall from your manager is like a shot of fear.. fucking hell this is grim
yeah i guess. but i've been called quite a few times being asked to come in to cover someone else so i just fucking ignore it every time
en.wikipedia.org
really makes you think
>mick
rude
have to go to the fucking Gold Coast because the friends are plebs lads
just wish i was staying home playing xbox tbf
also I wish I had an xbox
peruvian flag with a leaf
got a ps4 and xbox one here lad come over
you might have to lick my willy though haha
youtube.com/watch?v=e8nEkcKa_3g
American leftists are fucking insane
a fucking queef
I was a bit of a mad gasser for much of yesterday and today
Arse like a bellows
What size shoes are you lads? Size 10 master race here, even had a couple of pairs of size 11s ;)
i'm an xbox man, F PS, badman on any FPS
imma get a gaming pc so i can leng man at 120 FPS
youtube.com
this used to scare me to death
>killing this sexy milf
for shame yorkshire
Should we privatise /brit/ lads?
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big foot haha! wahey
>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
So.....
go away you nonce
Missed my flight to go to that yank's house and watch the Copa América quarter-final
poo
ORDINARY
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What's the downside? Hehe ;p
>youtube channel about british girl going barefoot for a month at uni
>videos where she talks about how humiliating it is in her qt accent
>it gets deleted
> work keeps fucking up your exercise routine because of awkward starting/finishing times
Blast from the past
Joyce definitely would have posted on /brit/
without a doubt she is one of the most disgusting pirates
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>tfw they're not smaller
eating healthy lads
humans evolved to walk barefoot man, shoes are like cages for your feet
Thatcher is based
good thing I don't exercise
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If these are UK sizes fuck off literal giants
foot fetishists are absolutely mental
this desu
foot prisons
en.wikipedia.org
>Roland the Farter (known in contemporary records as Roland le Fartere, Roulandus le Fartere or Roland le Petour) was a medieval flatulist who lived in 12th century England. He held Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (120,000 m2) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King's court at Christmas.[1]
another famous gasser
8...mate's mum literally said I had girls feet once.
Spitting Image is quite good 2bh. Will it ever come back?