Be white

>Be white
>Shower once a week

No wonder Asian clothing boutiques do not allow white people to try clothes on. Seriously once a week?

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but I shower 3x per week

>Be flip only get a """shower""" when it rains

>he doesn't take a shower once a month

being anal about hygiene is so cliche

I don't even know you

This only applies to Euros.

>Be aussie "shower" in your own sweat

Ehm... sure if you say so.

>See a flip comment
>remember I'm not the mexicans of Asia

Laugh and get on with my day

>Be Filipino
>Clean white peoples showers all day long

shit nails desu, looks like she bites them or something

ITT: whites BTFO

>Be white
>Shower once a week

Actually showering every day is a white person thing according to hispanics.

>See a cuntie comment
>Remember I'm not being cucked by indos

Laugh and carry on with my thread

>not cleaning yourself in the river every full moon

>frogs

Asians are fucking worse ill bet

I shower everyday.

here we have a day of the month for showering. every family has their own obviously because it's not a national thing

my family showers on the 23th

asian boutiques don't allow filipinos to try on clothes either

Dunno about the other but Flips do it twice a day

>be white
>shower 3 times a week
>"clean" your butt with dry paper

objectively the most disgusting race

OP said white

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>inviting the wrath of taniwhas

I wrote this

the plural of taniwha is taniwha you shitlord

>Be sheepshagger
>Get called a shitlord

my bad cunt let the iwi know i apologised

no worries m8 just got off the phone to them

they said shout the cuzzies a pie and it's all g

europeons do because their antique water systems cannot handle too much water so they have designated showers days

plus they have to pay for their water lmao wtf

i'm skint so it'll have to be irvines mince and cheese m8

but chuck em between some bread and it'll be pretty filling ay

>irvines
NEVER reply to my posts again you disgusting subhuman

It's just a jewish and sandnigger thing. They don't have to worry about dickcheese because of their mutilated penises.

>auscuts
>ausjews
>schlomostralia

Shower everyday
Comfy bath on the sunday

You enjoy lying on the internet Sven? Swedes shower every 9 days.

I guess I'm special then.

i shower once a week under your moms golden shower lmao

I'm white

look at what we did to worst korea

Our tap water is drinkable.

my condolences

You enjoy my mom pissing on you? Holy shit are you a fag?

Regarding OC's point, I met a group of Portuguese white water rafting guides here once, and after some conversation discovered that they basically hadn't showered ever in their lives. This included two women. They didn't have any memory of bathing in their adult lives.

stinkugal

Why are NZ fags literally subhuman?

I shower everyday, mang

Smellnada

Ewwstralia

You are not like most white peeps and have been bestowed with the Khan's soul.

In this climate you won't get any smellier. Unless you sport.

>MMXVI
>showers

That's a shitty excuse m8. That's like saying I prefer to get fat than shower

>this is the new lie brown people try to spread about us
fun fact : we're the only people who shower everyday actually

i remember shitskins literally shitting in the showers when i went on a field trip to brittany with my class ... fucking disgusting

btw if white people didn't invent the concept of washing every day you all probably would be having fucking malaria right now, shitting out your bowels to the death

>Says white people shower erryday
>White people itt says otherwise

Go spread false prop somewhere else cunty

The Romans didn't bathe often though. Arabs and The Ottomans were better with hygiene than Europe was for centuries

the others are just joking because they don't take you seriously

you guys probably take your own jokes seriously though, so i'd rather just tell you the truth


in the modern day brown people are filthy

Arabs and Turks are circumcised so they still have better hygiene than Europeans.

You're not being cucked by indos, you ARE indos

i lol'd

holy kek mang. put me in the screenshot

Every other day is perfect

How about everyday.

More than necessary. Can dry out your skin

Disgusting.

Enjoy those infections OCDfag.

First time I worked as a waiter a group of Americans came and I could definitely smell BO from across the table. Truly disgusting. If you're coming to a tropical country shower at least once a day. You're sweating all day for god sake.

I don't want to be near you. How do you hide the smell at work?

>smell
Are you serious?

i loove these bullying posts especially i shower maybe once or twice a week and i don't think i've ever used soap or deodorant. now i'm slowly exposing myself on not using shampoo either. usually i sweat from my head only (almost never from my feet) but if i'm wearing a dress shirt i'll sweat from the armpits too which is horrible

>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

>Be Philippine
>Bathe in shit and sewage filled river every morning before going barefooted to work on a muddy road

>he doesn't own a bidet
Tfw literally the most comfy feeling when you got a nice clean ass right after a warm creamy shit. I have to settle with fucking wet wipes though.

I shower after I shit.

I never shower, always taking a bath. At least 3 times a week thou.

Are you from the OBD/Outskirt's Battledome?

Not my fault there is no shower in my yurt.

>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera

Literally had to google that. And no, what the fuck.

>Filthypino trying to tell himself he's not stinky

Then stop stealing their memes you goddamn snow-nigger.

>tfw NEET
>tfw I rarely get out of the house
>tfw I still take a warm bath everyday

In Spain there is the stereotype that northern euros barely wash themselves and are nasty. I wonder if this shit exist in other countries. For example, I have a friend that went to Ireland for a month and stayed with a local family and they complained that he showered everyday, like wtf!

>Denmark
>Snow
Pick one

best part of the day, mang

That's a cute girl I'd definitely stick my unwashed dick in her mouth.

kek

Now you got me curious. What memes are we talking about?

>filipinos
>humans

oh lol

The laughing image you posted, it's an OBD meme.

Here is another example of an OBD meme.

Really? I got it from here, and this is the only place I've seen it.
Then again, I don't browse autistic sites like that OBD place you're talking about.
>inb4 "then why are you here?"

it's not

>20-80% is a single category

As much as I disprove of male genital mutilation that's a horrible way of trying to get a point across

Kek. Quality banter

it's a picture of motherfucking CHARLTON HESTON

and now the fucking philippinos are like "baww don't steal it from us"
no : why did YOU steal pictures of white people in the first place ?

Da fuck's an obd? Stop being an autist and fucking up mah thread, Albert.

Kek natives and white brazillians shower 2 times a day

You're not supposed to use soap every time moron

I shower once

We dont live in the rain forest where you are sweating amongst the monkeys. Showering 4 times a week is plenty, especially in winter when hot showers dry your skin out badly.

i shower twice a day in the summer

12 times a week

The only civilized white man here.