>Be white
>Shower once a week
No wonder Asian clothing boutiques do not allow white people to try clothes on. Seriously once a week?
>Be white
>Shower once a week
No wonder Asian clothing boutiques do not allow white people to try clothes on. Seriously once a week?
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but I shower 3x per week
>Be flip only get a """shower""" when it rains
>he doesn't take a shower once a month
being anal about hygiene is so cliche
I don't even know you
This only applies to Euros.
>Be aussie "shower" in your own sweat
Ehm... sure if you say so.
>See a flip comment
>remember I'm not the mexicans of Asia
Laugh and get on with my day
>Be Filipino
>Clean white peoples showers all day long
shit nails desu, looks like she bites them or something
ITT: whites BTFO
>Be white
>Shower once a week
Actually showering every day is a white person thing according to hispanics.
>See a cuntie comment
>Remember I'm not being cucked by indos
Laugh and carry on with my thread
>not cleaning yourself in the river every full moon
>frogs
Asians are fucking worse ill bet
I shower everyday.
here we have a day of the month for showering. every family has their own obviously because it's not a national thing
my family showers on the 23th
asian boutiques don't allow filipinos to try on clothes either
Dunno about the other but Flips do it twice a day
>be white
>shower 3 times a week
>"clean" your butt with dry paper
objectively the most disgusting race
OP said white
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>inviting the wrath of taniwhas
I wrote this
the plural of taniwha is taniwha you shitlord
>Be sheepshagger
>Get called a shitlord
my bad cunt let the iwi know i apologised
no worries m8 just got off the phone to them
they said shout the cuzzies a pie and it's all g
europeons do because their antique water systems cannot handle too much water so they have designated showers days
plus they have to pay for their water lmao wtf
i'm skint so it'll have to be irvines mince and cheese m8
but chuck em between some bread and it'll be pretty filling ay
>irvines
NEVER reply to my posts again you disgusting subhuman
It's just a jewish and sandnigger thing. They don't have to worry about dickcheese because of their mutilated penises.
>auscuts
>ausjews
>schlomostralia
Shower everyday
Comfy bath on the sunday
You enjoy lying on the internet Sven? Swedes shower every 9 days.
I guess I'm special then.
i shower once a week under your moms golden shower lmao
I'm white
look at what we did to worst korea
Our tap water is drinkable.
my condolences
You enjoy my mom pissing on you? Holy shit are you a fag?
Regarding OC's point, I met a group of Portuguese white water rafting guides here once, and after some conversation discovered that they basically hadn't showered ever in their lives. This included two women. They didn't have any memory of bathing in their adult lives.
stinkugal
Why are NZ fags literally subhuman?
I shower everyday, mang
Smellnada
Ewwstralia
You are not like most white peeps and have been bestowed with the Khan's soul.
In this climate you won't get any smellier. Unless you sport.
>MMXVI
>showers
That's a shitty excuse m8. That's like saying I prefer to get fat than shower
>this is the new lie brown people try to spread about us
fun fact : we're the only people who shower everyday actually
i remember shitskins literally shitting in the showers when i went on a field trip to brittany with my class ... fucking disgusting
btw if white people didn't invent the concept of washing every day you all probably would be having fucking malaria right now, shitting out your bowels to the death
>Says white people shower erryday
>White people itt says otherwise
Go spread false prop somewhere else cunty
The Romans didn't bathe often though. Arabs and The Ottomans were better with hygiene than Europe was for centuries
the others are just joking because they don't take you seriously
you guys probably take your own jokes seriously though, so i'd rather just tell you the truth
in the modern day brown people are filthy
Arabs and Turks are circumcised so they still have better hygiene than Europeans.
You're not being cucked by indos, you ARE indos
i lol'd
holy kek mang. put me in the screenshot
Every other day is perfect
How about everyday.
More than necessary. Can dry out your skin
Disgusting.
Enjoy those infections OCDfag.
First time I worked as a waiter a group of Americans came and I could definitely smell BO from across the table. Truly disgusting. If you're coming to a tropical country shower at least once a day. You're sweating all day for god sake.
I don't want to be near you. How do you hide the smell at work?
>smell
Are you serious?
i loove these bullying posts especially i shower maybe once or twice a week and i don't think i've ever used soap or deodorant. now i'm slowly exposing myself on not using shampoo either. usually i sweat from my head only (almost never from my feet) but if i'm wearing a dress shirt i'll sweat from the armpits too which is horrible
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>Be Philippine
>Bathe in shit and sewage filled river every morning before going barefooted to work on a muddy road
>he doesn't own a bidet
Tfw literally the most comfy feeling when you got a nice clean ass right after a warm creamy shit. I have to settle with fucking wet wipes though.
I shower after I shit.
I never shower, always taking a bath. At least 3 times a week thou.
Are you from the OBD/Outskirt's Battledome?
Not my fault there is no shower in my yurt.
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
Literally had to google that. And no, what the fuck.
>Filthypino trying to tell himself he's not stinky
Then stop stealing their memes you goddamn snow-nigger.
>tfw NEET
>tfw I rarely get out of the house
>tfw I still take a warm bath everyday
In Spain there is the stereotype that northern euros barely wash themselves and are nasty. I wonder if this shit exist in other countries. For example, I have a friend that went to Ireland for a month and stayed with a local family and they complained that he showered everyday, like wtf!
>Denmark
>Snow
Pick one
best part of the day, mang
That's a cute girl I'd definitely stick my unwashed dick in her mouth.
kek
Now you got me curious. What memes are we talking about?
>filipinos
>humans
oh lol
The laughing image you posted, it's an OBD meme.
Here is another example of an OBD meme.
Really? I got it from here, and this is the only place I've seen it.
Then again, I don't browse autistic sites like that OBD place you're talking about.
>inb4 "then why are you here?"
it's not
>20-80% is a single category
As much as I disprove of male genital mutilation that's a horrible way of trying to get a point across
Kek. Quality banter
it's a picture of motherfucking CHARLTON HESTON
and now the fucking philippinos are like "baww don't steal it from us"
no : why did YOU steal pictures of white people in the first place ?
Da fuck's an obd? Stop being an autist and fucking up mah thread, Albert.
Kek natives and white brazillians shower 2 times a day
You're not supposed to use soap every time moron
I shower once
We dont live in the rain forest where you are sweating amongst the monkeys. Showering 4 times a week is plenty, especially in winter when hot showers dry your skin out badly.
i shower twice a day in the summer
12 times a week
The only civilized white man here.