Wake up

>Wake up
>Still not married to a Catholic American girl from the South

Why even bother breathing...

>Catholic American girl from the South

You're not married to a fairy, a unicorn, or a dragon either, but you'd have better lucking finding one of those than what you're looking for.

JDIMSA

Pic related is an example of it, m8

>a Catholic American girl from the South

I thought the whole point of the South was that statue-worshipping Catholics didn't live there?

look, i found a pic of a pretty dragon and she's perfect for you! she even has her dress on and is ready to go!

Good luck with that.

they dont.
pretty sure they used to get lynched next to the nogs and the jews back in the day.

>catholic

>south

I've got bad news

There are no Catholics in the South

>pretty sure they used to get lynched
No. We hated the Irish, but so did everyone else.

aren't rednecks supposed to be descendants of irish immigrants?

that would explain why southerners are so fucking stupid

Oh I get it. I know where the confusion stems. I forgot you guys categorize jesus praisers.

I meant "Christian" not catholic

No, mostly Scottish

German, English, and Scottish mostly.

Why would you want to date a christian southerner? She'd call you a dirty mexican and tell you to fuck off before daddy gets his shotgun

Like unironically she probably wouldn't even know the Philippines exists

>Memes: The Post
End yourself

what? no.. the irish mostly stayed up in the north.

rednecks are mostly german and early english settlers(aka "americans").

You do realize that one of the original goals of a little organization called the "Ku Klux Klan" was to drive out papists?

Most of the southerners I've actually interacted with a nicer than Fagifornians and New Jerkers.

I've lived here my entire life

Southerners are by a wide margin the dumbest people this country has to offer, get fucked cletus

The difference being that dragons aren't fucking real.

You've probably met a total of 5 americans

Southerners are "nice" as long as you're straight, white, and christian, southern hospitality is a myth

the nicest people in the country are probably northerners, wisconsin and minnesota and shit

>you guys
us and the majority of the world.

there is a huge difference between a catholic and an protestant evangelical.

>tfw no Texan gf with a thick accent to call you "sweetheart" and "honey" and "huckleberry" and remember the Alamo with

neither is a catholic southern girl that would date OP.

he might as well be pining after a dragon, as there is literally no difference.

Why are you so assblasted about Southerners m8

you would be too if you were surrounded by them on a daily basis

when the most exciting things in your life are your yeti cooler and your costas you should probably just kill yourself

well hes not wrong

>yeti cooler

my entire family would not shut up about their fucking travel cups for over a fucking year

>IT KEEPS COLD THINGS COLD AND HOT THINGS HOT!! ITS AMAZING!!!

ffs

holy fuck yes

aren't those things like $50 or some dumb shit? are insulated cups something they think was just invented? shit at least pay a little less and buy a swell, they at least look ok

>huckleberry
sounds more like a missouri/kentucky/tennessee girl to me

60

Never lose hope

Whenever I feel sad in my life,
I remember this dog.

I think that's a more comfy life

>Russian-American

I've met a few Russian-Americans and they're about the greatest people you can meet in the U.S.

That being said this girl lives a very sheltered life.

>Catholic
Kill yourself, this isn't what Jan Hus died for

>i'm really good at
>playing with kids
this alone already makes it

>czech'em national identity was created by a fedora tipper
this explains everything except how you dorks are so good at hockey

>Catholic American girl from the South
What the hell is this? The stereotypical American Bible thumpers are Baptists. Catholics in the South are mostly Mexicans.

The constant Russian rape in the last century

>implying there's a difference
They're all loonies believing in a sky fair anyway