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im jew

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fuck off yank

Call me gay

youtube.com/watch?v=PoaT6WXUV_M

Best song ever written. FACT

Still need a cuddle ;_;

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Best song ever devised. FACT

Soviet Union

Don't copy my posts you fuckface

I heard Cameron stabbed her himself shouting 'THIS IS FOR BREXIT AND RASHEED' or so i read on twitter

i clearly typed "devised" as opposed from "written" because my (superior) song contains no lyrics (because it doesn't need lyrics to carry it)

shill

Dear Mr. Fraser,

I feel that as a member of the movie viewing community it is my duty to instruct you on salvaging what’s left of the rotting husk that is your film career. I think back to when I was growing up: the Mummy had just come out, everyone had all but forgotten about the putrid pile of garbage that was George of the Jungle, and your name was on everyone’s lips as the possible next great action hero. Brendan, you were at the top of the world. You received a cool 12.5 mill for the Mummy, critics and audiences loved the film, and you followed it up with Dudley Do-Right. Then Monkeybone. Then Looney Toons Back in Action. I’ll give you a hint as to what those movies have in common: it rhymes with ducks konkey malls.

Brendan, please do yourself and the world a big favor, and get your head out of your ass. Do you know how to read? Because honestly if you had read the script for Monkeybone and you tried to tell me that you truly, honestly thought it was gonna rock the house, then I think I would have had an aneurism.

You need to be start hanging out with Quentin Tarantino and pull a John Travolta.

Back in the 70’s John Travolta was the absolute shit, strutting his stuff down sidewalks getting chicks pregnant with a mere glance. A few short years later Johnny boy is pulling a Brendan Frasier before you even pulled one and making godawful movies (not as bad as Monkeybone, but still). Then he lets himself go, gets a beer gut and starts hanging out with QT. Next thing you know he’s the comeback star of the year and he’s free to spread his creepy ass religion as much as he wants.To reiterate, Brendo, gain some pounds, shave that stupid fucking thing on your head that you call your hair, and let Quentin Tarantino have sex with the arches of your feet. BOOM, career saved.

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Yeah right, you're just a big time Copycat Charlie aren't you? We'll see what the mods have to say about this my friend.

*literally spits in your mouth then sticks my fingers up your shit hole*
:)

>BOOM, career saved.

t. unfunny uncreative bald low testosterone Canadian who finds Sup Forums to be naughty and wants to be acknowledged by the community

Absolutely sickening

it was okay desu fell for a couple of jump scares ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

Need that succ

*overhears a conversation off in the distance*
*"sickening" a man says*
*takes the pipe out*
*puts down my copy of the FT*
*announces, to no one, to anyone*
business idea: create a film called the 'the sickening'
*a few fellow compatriots just nod their head in approval before we all get back to reading the FT*

scumbag hohols hahaha

*distant screaming*

Did any of you lads know that one of the authors for curious george was into getting his arse paddled? He met up for some arse action one day and got murdered, it's all true: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Shalleck

About to do a depressed poo

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there is nothing about arse paddling in that article

Poo EXPLODED out of my hole

Bit grim

I am Greek

this wasn't me

pirates have always been fags

*hear business ideas being envisioned in the distance*
ah yes the entrepreneurs are creating, the birds are singing, and the word is crumbling
*injects more DMT directly into my pineal gland*

makes sense considering half of britain's youth are girls and all girls are bi

Sorry friend, miaminewtimes.com/news/cartoon-creators-grisly-murder-6378925

"TO SPANK OR BE SPANKED

To endure the outrageous pleasure/pain of a mighty

hand, paddle or cane OTK [over the knee]. That is the quest. Let's

go beyond and stretch limits to tears of joy"

ive got a feeling im being taken on a ruse cruisw

do you miss PASOK?

Reminder the Bilderberg group have been meeting to discuss what to do about Brexit.

very angsty atm lads

it's quite nice

i feel very sure of myself

all me

in bilderberg....weird things happen....

I also feel very sure of you.

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Going to work today
also have a test

>have to go to work for an hour, go up to london for a test then come back and work for 2 more hours

t. Dannyboytbh

How do I set myself up as a baron there?

ruff

gay test?

thanks Thailad *tips cowboy hat*

im tensing my muscles and have a discontent 1000 yard stare atm

argh!!!! aha

Sadly not my friend, it's all true.

Depends what you mean exactly.
*stumbles back and falls over*
Bloody hell m8, put those guns away

Pfft!

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what kind of dog is this

>it's a 'nationalist party is named after the head of the party' episode

Does thailad have a wife? I heard non-Thais can't buy property.

>Depends what you mean exactly.
Like one of you lads, but without the pimping or drug dealing.

He lives in a hotel

North American Bison

ask this man

looks like some kind of wolf

does anyone actually spell program as "programme" or jail as "gaol"?

Thailand doesn't have a wife, none Thais can't own more than 49% of the land, however owning 100% of a condo/flat is fine (as long as the remaining building doesn't have more than 49% of other foreigners living in it)

programme yes, I've never seen anyone use gaol in anything other than a/an historical context though.

they do in kilmainham

You could teach English or provide a skill to a company to sponsor your work permit.
>programme
yeah for TV programmes not in a computer sense though.
>gaol
no

Can't be arsed

I've just unearthed the real reason for the Orlando massacre lads

It wasn't Islam
It wasn't latent homosexuality

It was manlet angst

really wish the office of government commerce would make up their mind

Thailad is legion. You should know that if you didn't..

QUICK WHO UNDERLINED BETTER

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Didn't the Greek general out you as a Turk?

you realise that standard australian spelling is neither fully american style nor fully british style
you really should know this

that's the UK OGC

I spell gaol, gaol (when I remember to...)

>if I use a capital i for the lowercase L in Ietters spell check doesn't activate
really makes you think

Ah yes, the "whatever I feel like, cunt" approach.

Very Australian

oh shut the fuck up you passive aggresive yank

>OGC
hm
some of the american spelling reforms were popular in australia but some werent, causing australian spelling to be somewhere in the middle

i dont give a shit mate what the fuck?

fuck off you weird cunt

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I'm a racist

nah not really
>passive aggressive
how
also /not a yank/
then dont talk about shit you dont know about

bit racist

Do you have any evidence to back up this claim?

Voting for brexit

>then dont talk about shit you dont know about

what do i "not know?" i was talking about a UK government agency switching between US english and UK english halfway through a paragraph and you start going off on some tangent about australian english

let me tell you about australia

1. lmao fuck off
2. USA
3. hahahaha nice military puusy BITCH
4. newsflash youre a faggot lmao
5. literally lmaoin dude..

crikey

How flattering to the pride of man to think that the stars on their courses watch over him.

We're all racist. We favour our own over others.
It's natural.

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>/not a yank/

dont try this again you've been disproven so many times

Doesn't sound like a very nice place frankly!

well excuse me for assuming an australian was talking about australia

let me tell you about england

1. TSA TSA TSA
2. CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHC
3. PEW PEW WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4. tea 'n' crumpetz boys 8)
5. no five
6. red muther effn 2 storay busses and thang better then pusses :D

Rendering a poo

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Could you please stop this, It's really getting on my nerves and I have a very busy day ahead of me.

>disproven
by cunts who cant handle any [italicised]real[/italicised] banter tb h
you hear my accent and think "yep thats a yank" youre a bit downy tb h

This is accurate