Ultra kek

Ultra kek

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I kind of want Cavium to live tho.

Why did this happen? Give me a quick rundown.

Ryzen wasn't actually dogshit like many thought and the new Intel cpu's are a fucking tragedy

The rest was kelled in action

Intel bet on Zen being a shitshow and lost hard. It's anudda AMD64 tier shoah.

God damn what's with AMD's luck with announcing new shit on red days?

>Ryzen
>Threadripper
>Epic
Faster*, cheaper, less demanding, more cores.
*single-thread performance in the best of the best won't save Intel.

and it increased 2% more after hours

It's 4.20% now.

TO THE MOON

5.22%


OH FUCKING WOW

5%

finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMD/

AMD won.
Their new CPU line beats intel at every price point, and they're hoovering up all the server contracts too (which was 70% of intel's business)

INTC is down 1.55% premarket.

Holy gripes

and lost 1.8 yesterday

BANK OF AMERICA DOWNGRADES INTEL. HAHAHAH IT'S HAPPENING.
seekingalpha.com/news/3274716-bofaml-downgrades-intel-amd-epyc-reveal-shares-1_6-percent

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Oy vey there are TRAITORS among us. Anudda shoah!

>lowers the price target from $42 to $38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOME DUMBASS JUST LOST MILLIONS

I don't expect premarket to go over $13.50


Though afterhours can go either way, historically good PM indicated good AH, but it's AMD, it could drop to $11 next day after Golden Jews feel the need to buy more stock

>Intel shares are down 1.55% premarket. AMD shares are up 5.22%.

Fucking golden kikes are HOARDING AMD stock.

Wow, this stock is crazy.
Imagine what will happen once AMD actually posts net profit, over $25?

amd revving up the ovens

Nah, it's probably gonna be $20 EoY.

1% drop in INTC is 1.5 billion in market value

so 1.83 is almost 3 billion
kek

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1.6 actually.

Yesterday to now, Intel has dropped 3.5%, it's still premarket, afterhours will be insane.
That's 5.6 billion market value loss for Intel in the span of 12 hours(to be continued) Thanks to a company that has 14x less revenue per quarter and hasn't posted a profitable year since 2012

Absolutely ebyn.

>hasn't posted a profitable year since 2012
How can a anyone take this shit company seriously, lel

You mean Epyc

Hi Brian.

He meant EPIC

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explicitly_parallel_instruction_computing

meanwhile who bought AMD stocks in 2012 multiplied his money 6 times

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because the reason they hadn't posted a profit since is because they dumped any money possible into research and development. And now the fruits of their labor have been released.

You can deny reality all you want, Brian.

Contract Keller strikes again

nut they dont have a diverse staff. so was it really worth it

>hp, dell and supermicro
Intel is fucked.

and now they can get absurd profits while selling for cheap because those processors are cheap as dirt to make, one threadripper is rumored to cost ~$150 to make

>they don't have a diverse staff
>chink CEO and Pajeet graphics division lead
?

while 99% of the engineers are white? And even more, they were hired because they're competent, not just because they're "minorities". There's a really big difference

>ńo CRAY
That's the only big one missing.
And Cisco, but they've been known to suck Intel's cocks for decades.

That's the point. Sometimes you have "diverse" stuff just by hiring whoever the fuck is the most competent out there.

Remember, this is just day 1.
There's plenty days left.

user that's Day1 and Cray is about HPC so they'll wait for all the validation and testing.

no samsung, amazon nor dropbox, but they're with them too, don't worry brother, the second shoah started

You forgot Microdicks.

>no dropbox and Samsung
Both are there user.

>Pre-market: 13.32 +0.68 (5.38%)

5.54%

$AMD was $11.4 2 days ago

Well that was before 80% of datacenter space suddenly decided to bow down to AMD.

amd lied to everyone untill the last possible time...

anyone have the video of amd when an intel engineer keep asking some questions and he asks if they gonna tie the uncore speed to the ram speed and the amd engineer said NO?

amd literally sandbagged and trolled the entire industry and we are watching the same thing happening with vega the devil is in the details

but they've been working together for some time now, it was just not announced to the public

Partners aside, software support is really important.

>it was just not announced to the public
AMD has been very good at ensuring NOTHING gets announced to the public, and probably for the best.
Seeing Intel shit itself in one go like this is hilarious.

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Yes, but I want to know about Vega. And they told use fuckall about Vega.

Yeah, they seemed to have a good handle on leaks inside the company.
Possibly bonuses for those with access level if no leaks come out?

Either that or Su is just one hell of a motivator and has convinced people it's best not to.
Company in profit means all round bonuses

we already know they are sandbagging hard existensial aversion

Pre-market: 13.44 +0.80 (6.33%)
Pre-market: 13.44 +0.80 (6.33%)
Pre-market: 13.44 +0.80 (6.33%)


"Stop? Stop? You want me to stop? You think I have the luxury to stop? No one STOPS!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Inb4 it's $15 before Q2 earnings report, AMD posts 50% YoY revenue, and drops back to $12 because "the market expected 390%"

13 FUCKING 53

7%+ PM

This stock is making me sweat.
But it's the good kind of sweat.

13.59 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Intel seems to have some kind of partnership with the Olympic Games.
Maybe they'll stop the bleeding

13.66

>mfw retarded "investors" sold AMD for less than 11$ after Q1 crash
AHAHAHA

Kek, someone actual shorted -0.4% of value in one sell, it got immediately fucking corrected like it didn't exist.

The volume going on AMD's stock currently is fucking insane and it's still premarket

>Pre-market: 13.69 +1.05 (8.31%)

13.70 BOIS

What the fuck is happening? Trader sheeple finally saw that AMD is money?

I wonder what kind of plummeting intel will get when the market opens

BUY BUY BUY

>AMD releases kick ass CPUs, giving their stock the shot in the arm it needs
>Vega turd flopping later this year will wear all that progress

>Vega
>turd
Wat. We know fuckall about Vega.

wtf is this premarket?

Yup, and Intel is bleeding.

They'll try to plug then leak with
sportsbusinessdaily.com/Global/Issues/2017/06/16/Olympics/IOC-Intel.aspx

But the damage is done.

Vega will have no effect on the stock, TAM for Vega is 10 times smaller than for EPYC

means that the stock market didn't open yet, so this is basically a "small" amount of people trading right now

>we can't compete let's just sponsor the Olympic Games
The fuck.

>2x Vega demo'd what a single 1080ti could do
>Delayed again

Lol, it's a turd. All of AMD's r&d budget went into Zen clearly. They should just sell ATI at this point, it's worthless.

WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH EPYC. LETS SPEND A TON OF MONEY ON OLYMPIC GAMES>

yea i understand i mean, 8% premarket increase is insane

0/10 bait you failed to do it the last thread.

Different markets (consumers)

>shills are turning to the GPU department because they lost completely on CPU
kek

Don't worry, Vega is not even half bad as local shills say.
t. Raja Koduri

I want to see what happens when it actually opens

so they gonna throw a 7900x instead of a hellenic flame to light up the fire?

>yfw intel uses the management engine on the xeons to crash the stock market servers

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>"We take all competitors seriously, and while AMD is trying to re-enter the server market segment, Intel continues to deliver 20+ years of uninterrupted data center innovations while maintaining broad ecosystem investments. Our Xeon CPU architecture is proven and battle tested, delivering outstanding performance on a wide range of workloads and specifically designed to maximize data center performance, capabilities, reliability, and manageability. With our next-generation Xeon Scalable processors, we expect to continue offering the highest core and system performance versus AMD. AMD’s approach of stitching together 4 desktop die in a processor is expected to lead to inconsistent performance and other deployment complexities in the data center."
>AMD’s approach of stitching together 4 desktop die in a processor is expected to lead to inconsistent performance and other deployment complexities in the data center."