Why are all the reviews on the Play store written by morons. You guys told me Android was for smart people

Why are all the reviews on the Play store written by morons. You guys told me Android was for smart people

It's the dumb part of the population who want to hear them self speak and see their own texts. It's the same narcissistic demographic that makes places like facebook happen.

Android is for poor people

Android is for people who couldn't afford an iPhone.

>2018-1
>Still insisting iphones are not poor nigger phones.

Every nigger I see has some shitty budget Android. Those who do have iPhones have the shitty ones like the 4S or 5C.

>all reviews
;/ user hasn't seen all reviews

>Enjoys paying for stuff

What a fucking moron.

I have a blast reading them, man. You should learn to enjoy people's stupidity.

Every nigger I see has an iPhone.
See what's wrong with your statement now?

He told his mum he's going to have a lot of fun

there's no $20 iphone option for hundreds of millions of third worlders to buy.

Who said niggers are poor?

Except mine is rooted in reality. Go out and see for yourself

Are you unironically trying to refute this?

You should see Samsung push service reviews.

Not him but I rarely see people with anything but an iPhone. I deal with a lot of dazzling urbanites and they all use iPhones except for a few with expensive flagship androids. Either way they are just playing the same game

>not understanding that literally all of the Samsung Push reviews are sarcasm

instead of screaming out botnet, it's normies screaming out "it spies on you bro!"

Thanks for the (you) boys.

>Why are all the reviews on the Play store written by morons.
he said, as he ended his question with a period.

iPhone is designed by whites for whites. Apple only gets chinks to build it

Androids are designed by pajeets for everyone (africans, chinks and muslims)

Its pretty obvious who should get your hard earned dollars here

Thank you Mr. FBI but I'm not using your apple botnet

The company that designs phones for everyone, of course. Not the white supremacists companies you fukken biggot.

>smart people use handhelds

Children shouldn't be allowed to own """smart"""phones.

You're welcome.

here's another.

Retard

>whatisgrammar.png
should look up the difference between grammar and punctuation to be honest

>being this retarded

Never seen a review from a white person on Play Store.

99.99999999999999% reviewers on Play Store are africans, indians, pakistanis and other 3rd world colored people.

Fake review spam is so bad on play

there's tons of shit there.

some more examples of how retarded android uses are...

I'm amazed this guy can even breathe without assistance.

jamal doesn't like it.

I don't bother with android pay or other meme payment systems. Why would I bother with looking at the comments of some botnet piece of shit play store app? If it's not on F-Droid it's likely trash anyways.

>anonymous mask
>jamal

gotta be trolling

That's what you get for listening to Sup Forums.

Have you SEEN mobile apps? There are probably less than 10 decent ones across the Play Store and Apple store combined. If they were smart enough to write a coherent review then they would rarely be using the app stores in the first place.

I'd guess around 50-100 at best across both platforms. Glad I'm not on the botnet.

behold

>reading app reviews on the play store

you only have yourself to blame. i dont know what you expected.

Apple if for whites.

Android is for non-whites.

You guys know nothing. You should see the Hispanic Play Store.

The portuguese store is full of brazilians complaining how every app is garbage because they won't stop crashing on their 7 year old stolen phone.
Every fucking time.

>tfw these are the people using the same products as you

>jajajaja esta app mierda

What do you expect from a platform that has most of its users outside of developed nations? Android will always be pajeetware, you will have to share services and in some level interact with pajeet too. Especially if you're a developer.

Is the Play Store still like 80% iOS port done very shoddily? That's what it was like many years ago, not sure about today. There's many graphs like pic related, all indicate that iOS developers earn a tonne more than Android-only ones. Is this because Android niggers only pirate things and so get lesser quality things and less time devoted to them?

There's android phones that cost more than iPhones you retard

I would expect the difficulty difference between "sideload a cracked apk" and "jailbreak" is a big part of that, yeah

But minorities are the only ones that still think that Anonymous are elite hackers for justice.

Which in turn reinforces the value proposition towards devs

Why don't yuropeons buy mobile apps?

Android is for smart people, yes

Samsung, LG, Motorola and Pixel are for normies

>Motorola
>Pixel
>Normies
Dude, those are literally the devices you buy for custom ROMs.
I feel like Google and Motorola phones are enthusiast brands.
Then you have the normie shit that is Samsung and LG.
I'm sure enthusiasts buy Samsung and LG, but it's mostly Normies.
Fuck Normies.